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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
>Tell Man to go forth and spread word of your mighty tournament, in hope it'll bring worthy contenders.

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tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

>suplex man
>suplex sled dogs
>award first prize to self, second to sled dogs

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Chard posted:

>kamehameha

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
> Ask man to bring 'her' to the arena to fight you.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


>seduce

aeglus
Jul 13, 2003

WEEK 1 - RETIRED
>take out people's sock and stuff it down his throat

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Going with this one!

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Kaioken x10

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
> Grab dead seal

> Bitchslap man to a pulp with dead seal

> Insult dogs for not being polar bears.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Woah, woah, woah hold on now.

>Kill Man, Feed Man to dogs. THEN pet dgs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs.

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
> Stone Cold stunner the dogs to prove your dominance to the man, after stunning the dogs get in his face and do a Ric Flair "Wooooooo!"

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>do a rick flair "Woooooooo!" so loud that it rips a hole in the fabric of reality creating a portal to the wrestling dimension which you can then go through in order to finally hold your tournament cause this place is balls

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Amazing Zimmo posted:

> Grab dead seal

> Bitchslap man to a pulp with dead seal

> Insult dogs for not being polar bears.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Attach engine from the ship to the sled.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
>Check power levels of the man, the dogs and the dead seal

Chard posted:

>kamehameha

EzEight
Jan 21, 2014

Amazing Zimmo posted:

> Ask man to bring 'her' to the arena to fight you.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Shuffleboard Shootout
Dec 26, 2006

Tsoukawhat?
>ask the dogs if they know Doobie

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
> Put the man in the Camel Clutch to break his back and make him humble

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
>understand the dogs wordlessly and on a fundamental level. Use that understanding to turn the dogs against their master, leaving your hands relatively blood free.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

also the man

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs


EngineerSean posted:

also the man


Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Spirit bomb

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
>"I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from the tent for the sole purpose of beating you. I am the one that you've heard of in the legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. I AM THE SUPER SAIYAN!"

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

>"I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from the tent for the sole purpose of beating you. I am the one that you've heard of in the legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. I. AM. SNOWKU! "

Changed slightly from original

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The dogs and the man on the sled is clearly Cell in disguise

re enact this entire scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg1bCXFLKdY

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Aug 16, 2015

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Badgers posted:

>ask the dogs if they know Doobie

>ask the man if he wants your "special beans special"

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
>Suck the dogs dicks

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

AEMINAL posted:

>Suck the dogs dicks

:ohdear:

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
>use your new rainbow powers to make a fabulous dance floor out of the arena. Bust a fresh move for sled guy a la Saturday Night Fever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuknrly5Ao

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

AEMINAL posted:

>Suck the dogs dicks

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Then whisper to the dogs "I'm gay"

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

AEMINAL posted:

>Suck the dogs dicks

Changing my vote to this

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Use Rainbow powers on dogs

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