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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

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almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

> Stone Cold stunner the dogs to prove your dominance to the man, after stunning the dogs get in his face and do a Ric Flair "Wooooooo!"

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

ThePutty posted:

>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

Wait no this one

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

ThePutty posted:

>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yes, do the mr satan thing

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



changing vote to Satan

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
>unfuse because the 30 minutes are up

Nah wait.

Hail Satan

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

ThePutty posted:

>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ThePutty posted:

>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

Slight re-ordering;

Accuse the man of being Mr. Satan and rip his "mask" (face) off to see what lies beneath.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i was thinkin of fighting obama but satan works too

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
>Kamehameha, then inform his corpse that he owes a registration fee of $10

ploots
Mar 19, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

s0m3 guy posted:

i was thinkin of fighting obama but satan works too

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Amazing Zimmo posted:

> Ask man to bring 'her' to the arena to fight you.

This, via writing in the snow. By writing I mean pissing.

Sassafrasquatch
May 7, 2007

>Name the man Krillen. Murder him and go super saiyan.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Adopt the man as your new sidekick. Name him Smarch and teach him the ways of martial arts.

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012

Borden posted:

Adopt the man as your new sidekick. Name him Smarch and teach him the ways of martial arts.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

TEAYCHES posted:

>pet dogs, tell the dogs they are cute and good dogs

You approach the animals and stroke them warmly on their necks.

"Good dogs, cute dogs," you say in caretaker speech.



The man watches on in disbelief, too frightened to move.

The response from the dogs is cheerful. They seem pleased to have your attention.

The Putty posted:

>rip off the man's mask to reveal mr. satan who has come to claim the championship

You approach the man slowly and grab where you imagine the bottom of his mask must be. You lift sharply and quickly



It peels off in a mess, but comes off rather easily. It seems you are much stronger than you remember yourself being.

With the mask removed, you are disappointed to find that it is not a challenger in disguise, but just another skeleton.

It gurgles and spits, bleeding profusely.

One of the dogs cocks its head to the side, watching curiously.

> :ovr:

Atma fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Aug 17, 2015

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Free the skeleton from his meaty prison

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
put the face back on the man we dont need it

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

>Put the mask back and freeze it on.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Archer666 posted:

>Free the skeleton from his meaty prison

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>This dog sled is now yours. Use it to do some sick jumps off the hulls of the boats.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
>Use meaty skeleton as sledge then fight the dogs

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
>Feed the skeleton's meat to the dogs.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
>using the sled, corkscrew attack the boats

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Sole.Sushi posted:

>This dog sled is now yours. Use it to do some sick jumps off the hulls of the boats.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>do a rick flair "Woooooooo!" so loud that it rips a hole in the fabric of reality creating a portal to the wrestling dimension which you can then go through in order to finally hold your tournament cause this place is balls

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

>take the sled and go to the fuckin boats already. Give a Ric Flair WOO! everytime you spur the dogs

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

Evil Agita posted:

put the face back on the man we dont need it
and

>apologize to cuba gooding jr. and convert his dogs into Snow Dogs

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

>free the dogs and teach them how to do the Shield's triple powerbomb to the skeleton with you

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Write a pamphlet inviting fighters from around the world to come to your tournament, then attach it to the sled and instruct the dogs to bring it back to the nearest civilization

>Redub "Mr. Satan" into "Mr. Skeltal"

>Use a training montage with mr skeltal to pass the time until you get some challengers

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sole.Sushi posted:

>This dog sled is now yours. Use it to do some sick jumps off the hulls of the boats.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Sole.Sushi posted:

>This dog sled is now yours. Use it to do some sick jumps off the hulls of the boats.

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

Sole.Sushi posted:

>This dog sled is now yours. Use it to do some sick jumps off the hulls of the boats.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

TheHoosier posted:

>take the sled and go to the fuckin boats already. Give a Ric Flair WOO! everytime you spur the dogs

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
IT WAS MR SKELTAL ALL ALONG! That sneaky bugger!

>CHALLENGE HIM TO A FIGHT

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>MACHINE GUN KICK

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>take the dogs heads to use as sweet gloves, Wolf Fang Fist the next fool you meet.

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