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Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Ozz81 posted:

So many times out there, I've watched a crazy group
Of black boys driving in the night, in a lifted Escalade
With a bunch of lovely neon lights
I knew they'd never know the booty of this ho
Though they might wish with all their might
No body as gelatinous as my own was ever supposed to be seen in daylight
But suddenly the internet has smiled at me with Twitter #onlywhites
I dare to dream that they might talk to me
And as I eat my Babybels tonight, and wash it down with Natty Light
I'll wait patiently for my BMI White Knight


:golfclap:

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Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

HellCopter posted:

hey man you think that's funny, check out this resume



If I ever had to consider this person for a job, I would not hire them.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Roydrowsy posted:

If I ever had to consider this person for a job, I would not hire them.

Same

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Roydrowsy posted:

If I ever had to consider this person for a job, I would not hire them.

I know. By just recoloring existing characters rather than doing his own original drawings, it shows a level of laziness and a tendency towards copying others work rather than doing any meaningful work of their town. Would not hire indeed.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Crow Jane posted:

What I'm saying is, I don't know who's the stud and who has the big hard cock, but Larry and Julius are giving me serious "The Coach and the Rookie" flashbacks. Somebody's about to get bent over a locker room laundry bin.

Lonesome Bonesome.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Decrepus posted:

Lonesome Bonesome.

If TIGHT rear end STUDS had had someone as clever as you on their writing staff, it would still be with us today.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Decrepus posted:

Lonesome Bonesome.

Starring Harry Paratestes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Roydrowsy posted:

If I ever had to consider this person for a job, I would not hire them.

But you'd know that they wouldn't be distracted by things like family emergencies?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Huh, they put legs on a tampon. What will they think of next?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

Huh, they put legs on a tampon. What will they think of next?

Those are free-range tampons, which are more ethically raised.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I have a certain fondness for James May but that may just be because he named his cat after my invention.

Come on, you can't not elaborate on that

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sentient Data posted:

Come on, you can't not elaborate on that

He named his cat "World's Biggest Buttplug".

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

SCPs are getting tamer as I get old.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

He named his cat "World's Biggest Buttplug".

See I thought the invention was named after May's cat. The more you know...

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Gaz2k21 posted:

His son has now joined the band it's inly going to get worse.
I don't know if that is in fact possible. I mean, if your high point was having Danzig in the band, how much further can you sink?

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

John Big Booty posted:

I don't know if that is in fact possible. I mean, if your high point was having Danzig in the band, how much further can you sink?

https://youtu.be/5Krz-dyD-UQ?t=3m23s

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

WarpedNaba posted:

SCPs are getting tamer as I get old.

It's only Safe so long as you don't look at it's face. Otherwise all bets are off as your skin sloughs off under its gaze.

Fausty
May 16, 2014

"Flowers!"
"Is there a
John Luck Pickerd
here?"

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

Pick posted:

But you'd know that they wouldn't be distracted by things like family emergencies?

But you gotta listen to him talk about ponies.

Is that show even on still?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Roydrowsy posted:

But you gotta listen to him talk about ponies.

Is that show even on still?

It's one of Hasbro's main franchises. What do you think?

There's also a theatrical movie coming.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I thought they already had one? Or two.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

WarpedNaba posted:

I thought they already had one? Or two.

There was a TV movie where they become human girls, but that's it.

Even Michael Bay does not look kindly on bronies.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The MSJ posted:

There was a TV movie where they become human girls, but that's it.

There was also a film in the 80s which got a limited cinema release.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Master Twig posted:

By just recoloring existing characters rather than doing his own original drawings, it shows a level of laziness and a tendency towards copying others work rather than doing any meaningful work of their town.

He was too lazy to even do that himself. :ssh:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

The MSJ posted:

There was a TV movie where they become human girls, but that's it.

Even Michael Bay does not look kindly on bronies.


Is that a shop? Because outside of lovely writing and gratuitous explosions i'unno what Michael Bay actually puts in his movies.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

WarpedNaba posted:

Is that a shop? Because outside of lovely writing and gratuitous explosions i'unno what Michael Bay actually puts in his movies.

Nope, that's actually in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

beato posted:

He was too lazy to even do that himself. :ssh:



He chose cheap outsourcing instead of wasting time, money, effort, and other resources? In a time critical workplace that also has to stick to it's budget, this guy is hot poo poo!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

WarpedNaba posted:

Is that a shop? Because outside of lovely writing and gratuitous explosions i'unno what Michael Bay actually puts in his movies.

Michael Bay movies also has military fetish, butts (male and female), and being really critical of capitalism and commercialism.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

The MSJ posted:

military fetish and being really critical of capitalism and commercialism.

Now I'm not usually a man to use words like 'Contradiction through Association', but...


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nope, that's actually in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

:suicide:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


It looks like poo poo, doesn't even move with his hands

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
It looks a lot better in the film itself, that gif has noticeably degraded the quality of the CGI there.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


poptart_fairy posted:

It looks a lot better in the film itself, that gif has noticeably degraded the quality of the CGI there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hXAfUOMITQ

ehhh

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nope, that's actually in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

I can't believe this actually happened.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

poptart_fairy posted:

It looks a lot better in the film itself, that gif has noticeably degraded the quality of the CGI there.

It's not the CGI that's terrible, it's the tracking. He's clearly not holding anything.

The more I look at it the more confusing it gets, why does the donut go behind the gun? is the donut CGI too?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Michael Bay should be locked in a tiny box and allowed out to make The Rock over again once a decade.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



LookieLoo posted:

It's not the CGI that's terrible, it's the tracking. He's clearly not holding anything.

The more I look at it the more confusing it gets, why does the donut go behind the gun? is the donut CGI too?

There isn't a single technical aspect of filmmaking that Michael Bay isn't terrible at. Age of Extinction has a fifteen second portion where they go from the middle of the day to sundown to the middle of the day again even though it's all the same sequence. It's not as bad as the previous movie though where they go in the front door of the Air and Space Museum in Washington DC (actually identified as such in dialog) and then run out the back door into the airplane graveyard in Nevada. Or in the first movie where one Transformer attacks a military base from four different directions simultaneously.

I really should stop watching these movies when they're up on streaming. I couldn't even finish the last one...

Chard posted:

Michael Bay should be locked in a tiny box and allowed out to make The Rock over again once a decade.

Pain and Gain somehow turned out pretty good. I honestly think it's the only decent film he's ever made.

Random Stranger has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Aug 17, 2015

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

They could have as much MLP in Transformers but it's still not as creepy as the grown adult who carries around a card that lets him gently caress a teenager.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

bobjr posted:

They could have as much MLP in Transformers but it's still not as creepy as the grown adult who carries around a card that lets him gently caress a teenager.

I fell like that was something very personal and important to Michael Bay, considering how much it was brought up.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bobjr posted:

They could have as much MLP in Transformers but it's still not as creepy as the grown adult who carries around a card that lets him gently caress a teenager.

Wait hold up. What?

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