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Aug 15, 2015 03:09
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how many people have seriously submitted a caption i totally havent because, lol
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Aug 15, 2015 03:13
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Aug 15, 2015 03:49
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"So, I meet this girl and she says her name is Delirium..."
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Aug 15, 2015 03:51
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Aug 15, 2015 03:56
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"I see dead fish. All the time."
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Aug 15, 2015 03:57
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Puppy Galaxy posted:how many people have seriously submitted a caption If I didn't have to register, maybe I would consider it.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:07
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 "So it says here there's something called a 'sandwich.' It lets you eat peanut butter without licking it off of someone's crotch... Were either of you aware of this?"
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Aug 15, 2015 04:07
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Aug 15, 2015 04:21
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Aug 15, 2015 04:22
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Aug 15, 2015 04:26
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Bored posted:If I didn't have to register, maybe I would consider it. I don't know if this is allowed or not, but I made a generic account to submit captions: email address: SACaptions@gmail.com Display Name: sacaptions PW: NewYorker Unfortunately it only lets you submit one caption per picture, and it won't let you log in without filling in a caption. Mods- if this isn't allowed for some reason then please feel free to delete this. Thanks.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:57
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The New Yorker is pretty much the same thing as Neopets now.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:59
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Stay safe impotence Fairy
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Aug 15, 2015 07:27
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"I swear to god if you try to take my guns you're a dead motherfucker you hear me"
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 We're trying to reduce overhead costs in healthcare.
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Aug 15, 2015 18:40
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Aug 15, 2015 21:34
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Well, you have flesh eating bacteria in your feet. We've worn pants that cover our feet to be safe.
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eddoghetto posted:
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"Now this is how a real man does his heroin!"
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"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
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"Our heads keep hitting the top of the panel because the dumbfuck artist doesn't know how to center drawings"
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Aug 16, 2015 20:06
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"I'm sorry Mr. Higgs, but that wrestling championship belt you think you're seeing is just a result of the tumor in your brain. You'll have to bear it until tomorrow's surgery."
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Aug 16, 2015 20:20
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"Christ what an rear end in a top hat!"
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One guy won a bunch of these caption contests, and Chicago magazine thought it was great enough to write about him. He gives hints on how to win. Hint: He's terrible.
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oldmandon posted:One guy won a bunch of these caption contests, and Chicago magazine thought it was great enough to write about him. He gives hints on how to win. Hint: He's terrible. Christ what an rear end in a top hat!
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"God dammit Todd! Why couldn't your mom take your dumbass dog with her after she dropped you off? Is that an illegal extra fireball nerf? Dude I looked over your character sheet and you're loving cheating...!?$@!!!"
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Aug 17, 2015 10:32
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"No, we can't keep it."
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"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"
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Steven, for the last time you don't get a pet until level 10
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Does it look like it's bleedin' bring your pet to work day Urist? You're going to cause a tantrum spiral and ruin us all. Edit: loving images
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"Cuuuuute!"
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"That was yesterday"
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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I don't care what the dog told you- I clearly heard "PIIIIIIIIIIIISS", not "BAD rear end"!
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