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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:




Oh gods, it's taken control of Sven... don't look it in the eye, DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYE DAMNIT

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!





"When I said to take the bitches as sex slaves, I meant the women."

naem
May 29, 2011



"stabbing"

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

why is applewhite not a mod?

he is responsible for 97.3% of the readable content on gbs

did he not pass the vetting process or something?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i ain't even sucking his dick, he is just on point. my nigga

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

i ain't even sucking his dick, he is just on point. my nigga

Because his wife threatened to leave him after he was textfucking a tween or something back in the HD2K days afaik

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

Because his wife threatened to leave him after he was textfucking a tween or something back in the HD2K days afaik

Sorry that was someone else.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Sorry that was someone else.

Sorry, that was "Boniface", wasn't it, "Applewhite."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

Sorry, that was "Boniface", wasn't it, "Applewhite."

Probably?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

So, how goes the love life, then? :3:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

So, how goes the love life, then? :3:

A gentleman doesn't tell ;)

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

A gentleman doesn't tell ;)

Well, then.. 'fess up!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"I've heard of the dogs of war, but this is ridiculous!"

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


"This is not bring your bitch to work day, Jörgen!'

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

TwoFire posted:

Because his wife threatened to leave him after he was textfucking a tween or something back in the HD2K days afaik

gotta dissociate the art from the artist

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mandator posted:

gotta dissociate the art from the artist

And also the artist from a completely different person.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

And also the artist from a completely different person.

its ok man gbs accepts you

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i remember a mod who's wife cheated on him in a video game with a 14 year old boy and we dug through the server logs and had dramatic readings of it. like, real cyber sex. i think he's still a mod

so, you know, don't throw stones in a house of glass mods

plus, the dude was pretty cool, his wife was just a whore. happens to the best of us. i get with whores all the time

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Mandator posted:

i remember a mod who's wife cheated on him in a video game with a 14 year old boy and we dug through the server logs and had dramatic readings of it. like, real cyber sex. i think he's still a mod

so, you know, don't throw stones in a house of glass mods

plus, the dude was pretty cool, his wife was just a whore. happens to the best of us. i get with whores all the time

i mean i don't love them though, that was the mistake he made

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

i mean i don't love them though, that was the mistake he made

whores, his wife, or young kids? :confused:

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

TwoFire posted:

whores, his wife, or young kids? :confused:

all three really, but i meant whores

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

all three really, but i meant whores

well, the new yorker knows a lot about whores- that is the only way any of its' writers have ever had sex :newlol:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


"I kind of thought the final showdown between The Hound and The Mountain would be more exciting than this".

The Yellow Ant
Apr 6, 2004

I can lift 50 times my own weight in hope.

That'll never catch on, Bjorn.

naem
May 29, 2011

Apple white is good

Almost TOO good...

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

"So you're hoping to protect yourself with the power of cute?"

or

"I can't see anything because of all this hair in my face! What were we thinking?!"

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Applewhite posted:

And also the artist from a completely different person.

Ok, I thought about it, and you're definitely Boniface.

The King has returned.

That stuff about you texting that tween? Royal gossip in my book and nothing more.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

But did you do that? If so, that's weird man.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

But did you do that? If so, that's weird man.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

"I'm more of a cat person myself."

or

"You know I'm, *sniff*, allergic, right?"

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012


"What do you mean the Huns gift us with a dinner?"

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Terminal Entropy posted:


"What do you mean the Huns gift us with a dinner?"

"I took mine in a doggy bag."

sout
Apr 24, 2014


Actually, vikings' outfits never had dogs on them, that would give their opponents a hold and leave them vulnerable in the battlefield.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted


I've heard of letting slip the dogs of war, but this is ridiculous!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005



"Somehow I don't think a seeing eye dog's gonna help you."

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


"This vaccine will protect you for your entire life."

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

"So! I hear you're a big anti-vaxx advocate..."

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.


"No, it couldn’t be more substantive, or no, there couldn’t be more goose poop in my front yard?"

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





Sir your clone has escaped and we believe he may be trying to take over your life

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler


"If he says he'll let the monkeys loose, he will let the monkeys loose!"

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