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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

FrozenVent posted:

That completely discounts the value of having a car for he period where he had it. The commenter is also BWM if that's how he does his accounting.

But the value of having a car depends on where you live/work, if you need to drive to stores, etc. I drive my (paid off) car once every two to three weeks, so the value of having one is exactly what I'm paying, nothing. Of course, when I worked a 30 minute drive from home with no public transit, it was a different story.

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SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Sure, but on the other hand, he put 8k down and now has only 3k of sports car equity.

Switchback
Jul 23, 2001

Classic run-of-the-mill BWM (from reddit of course)

quote:

Bills are like cancer though. They sense money and grow accordingly.

Edit: It is of course, my fault, but somehow I earn over 100k, and don't even have money for new shoes. I have a pair of worn white sneakers, a pair of flip flops, and a pair of hiking boots. I don't even have money for a pair of leather shoes for dressing up. Outwardly, I look like I have money. A big house in a nice neighborhood, two newer vehicles in good condition, and a stay at home wife, but other than my work scrubs, which I wear almost every day, I have very little clothing. I'll use 2/3 of my outfits in my 2-3 days off a week. My clothes are getting worn out, and I often wear scrubs to the grocery store or wherever I go and pretend like I just got out of work. It's embarassing, and I dread running into a coworker who would ask why I'm wearing scrubs on an off day.

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

Switchback posted:

Classic run-of-the-mill BWM (from reddit of course)

Once I spend all my money I have no money. I really don't have any more money than people who make half what I do after I spend it all. It's not fair. :qq:

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

I want to invest but my religion expressly forbids me from taking interest.

quote:

Backstory: Muslims are expressly forbidden from ever taking or paying interest. This is important.
I just got a really comfy job where I get roughly 1000/month, but my bills are low enough that I can save 300-400 a month reliably. I can keep this job for the forseeable future, but I want to start making investments so I can have another income stream that can grow with time. I'm 19 atm, so hopefully I have a long time to let it grow. That said, I cannot take interest, which makes things a little more difficult. To keep things simple, this is how it breaks down:
stocks, since they are part-ownership are usually ok as long as it's not Haram, (banks, casino, insurance, pork, alcohol, etc).
Bonds, Derivatives, and etc are murky water. I don't know much about them so I can't determine their status.
Roth IRA and 401(k) are right out.
Given these rough guidelines, what would be my best option?

quote:

religion > money imo. One of the few points I won't compromise on.

:psyduck:

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011

I don't get it... Why would a 401k or IRA not be ok, so long as all of the money goes in to stocks that aren't haram?

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

Yeah for a 19 year old kid that sounds like all good with money and life instincts, just a lack of knowledge

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Dividends are probably fine, since you're basically a part-owner of a business and receiving a share of the profits. He might just be confused, he's probably fine investing in anything but collateralized debt obligations or mortgage tranches or what have you. His investments can grow in value, he can receive money from them, they just need to avoid a very specific and narrowly defined thing he is calling interest. I'm pretty sure muslims can buy a financial instrument and get money back, the idea is that you don't give loans that require interest. So actually that might be a better way of looking at it, not "I need to avoid interest" but "I need to avoid giving loans". Being part owner of something is fine.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004
It's all stupid word games and there is an elaborate system of Islamic banking designed to skirt the fact that economies cannot function without some expression and compensation for the time value of money, whether you call it interest, a fee, or a gift in gratitude for making a loan.

last laugh
Feb 11, 2004

NOOOTHING!

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

It's all stupid word games and there is an elaborate system of Islamic banking designed to skirt the fact that economies cannot function without some expression and compensation for the time value of money, whether you call it interest, a fee, or a gift in gratitude for making a loan.

Literally just googled "islamic mutual funds" and was given pages of funds that invest in Halal securities.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Those are two separate things, neither of you is wrong. Halal funds do exist (with mostly sub par returns and higher management fees) and banking/financial systems charge interest in all but name (higher sticker price equal to total interest payment, gifts, etc).

Powerlurker
Oct 21, 2010

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

Now someone come in and make the exact same argument about paying rent to turn $X into $0 and ignite a shitstorm

Buying groceries is for suckers. I spend a hundred bucks on them and within a week, they've literally turned to poo poo. With depreciation like that how did we ever let Big Food get us addicted?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

last laugh posted:

Literally just googled "islamic mutual funds"

Say hello to your new pal at the NSA. :911:

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

Now someone come in and make the exact same argument about paying rent to turn $X into $0 and ignite a shitstorm

Remember: current utility does not exist in Economagic Land

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Say hello to your new pal at the NSA. :911:

"Our CD rates will make you say 'God is Great'!"

I wonder if Saudi's make jokes about camel equity.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Probably not, camels are actually useful.

Sand equity, however...

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

last laugh posted:

Literally just googled "islamic mutual funds" and was given pages of funds that invest in Halal securities.
Haha this is great! I never knew this existed.

I was the same at his age, interest it is haram! But then my parents bought a house using a mortgage. Still my parents believed interest is haram! My brother got a rent to buy car which ended up costing him 10k more instead of just getting a loan. From the beginning I realised that inflation eats away at your savings but ever time I googled about how to deal with interest and inflation I read the same junk: inflation is a result of interest and both are haram :psyduck:. You're not even allowed to receive interest to counter inflation. I've always wondered if religious people get upset when they see prices go up. It gets fairly interesting when the word for interest in arabic translates to usury (excessive prices) but interest is haram!

Also the reason he won't invest in those managed funds is because they probably invest in banks or "haram" companies. Even if a company sells alcohol or pig products, it's haram.

P.S :20bux: says he looks at porn.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Suspicious Lump posted:

Haha this is great! I never knew this existed.

I was the same at his age, interest it is haram! But then my parents bought a house using a mortgage. Still my parents believed interest is haram! My brother got a rent to buy car which ended up costing him 10k more instead of just getting a loan. From the beginning I realised that inflation eats away at your savings but ever time I googled about how to deal with interest and inflation I read the same junk: inflation is a result of interest and both are haram :psyduck:. You're not even allowed to receive interest to counter inflation. I've always wondered if religious people get upset when they see prices go up. It gets fairly interesting when the word for interest in arabic translates to usury (excessive prices) but interest is haram!

Also the reason he won't invest in those managed funds is because they probably invest in banks or "haram" companies. Even if a company sells alcohol or pig products, it's haram.

P.S :20bux: says he looks at porn.

It took a long time before interest and banking became acceptable to Christians. Work arounds to bend the rules were used a lot including foreign exchange fees (which just concealed interest as the fees related to the length of the loan).

My sister moans about usury a lot but she still has a mortgage but is at least heavily focused on repaying debts. Although for some reason she paid off a 0% student loan first. I don't know what she was thinking with that. :ughh:

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Devian666 posted:

It took a long time before interest and banking became acceptable to Christians. Work arounds to bend the rules were used a lot including foreign exchange fees (which just concealed interest as the fees related to the length of the loan).

My sister moans about usury a lot but she still has a mortgage but is at least heavily focused on repaying debts. Although for some reason she paid off a 0% student loan first. I don't know what she was thinking with that. :ughh:
Religious derail income: My brother who is fairly religious now wouldn't except a 0% interest for 24 months offer because he considers it the same as accepting interesting. Which is an interesting argument but as far as I know in Islam it is the act that is punishable not the though. So I always assumed physically receiving or paying interest was the sin and if no money was exchanged then it's A-OK. It gets very interesting when hearing Imams proclaim a certain something as usury or haram. How loving out of the loop they are always amazes me. Not sure what country you're from but the current interest rate in Australia is great and has been dropping, meaning this is a good time to buy houses or start a business.

On the topic of interest becoming acceptable to Muslims; it's moving that way but in a very odd direction. The first bank my parents went with for the mortgage was an "islamic" bank which actually derived all its income streams from the big 4 banks in Australia. They charged a crazy 12% interest, of course this was around the time the interest rate was dropping but they weren't passing off the savings. Once my dad realised he was getting screwed (like 6% screwed) he changed banks. The loving loan manager calls him up and begs for my dad to change his mind ("brother how could you do this to me") but my dad being a stubborn arab (god bless that side) refused even when offered 4% reduction. He went to the big 4, got a variable interest rate and just this year paid everything off. gently caress MCCA they are cunts. So the point of this story? Muslims are starting to realise that interest is intrinsic part of our economy and have started to device ways of ripping their fellow brethren by wording the loans differently and charging them 50% more. Ironic how this is acceptable but standard rates are considered usury.

One of the few good things about my family is their lack of debit, but their opportunity for mobility is hindered. Only in numbers do they overcome it (i.e we all actually chipped into the mortgage, all 5 kids).

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Basically they are taking advantage Muslims knowing they have no other options to turn to. It's pretty lovely and people should turn on people charging 12% as that is usury and exploitation.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Suspicious Lump posted:

Ironic how this is acceptable but standard rates are considered usury.

Er... Are you expecting the bank to process all the religious paperwork for no additional fee? How will that work? They simply eat the cost as part of customer goodwill and hope to capture sufficient market share to recoup their cost? How about for Islamic banks that only does this business, for which all their loans require additional processing?

Seems pretty straightforward to me that if you want a special product that is not the standard default offering, that you get charged extra.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

6% extra over the life of the mortgage is not an acceptable price for "filing religious paperwork"

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

John Smith posted:

Er... Are you expecting the bank to process all the religious paperwork for no additional fee? How will that work? They simply eat the cost as part of customer goodwill and hope to capture sufficient market share to recoup their cost? How about for Islamic banks that only does this business, for which all their loans require additional processing?

Seems pretty straightforward to me that if you want a special product that is not the standard default offering, that you get charged extra.

You just might be bad with money yourself if that rate seems reasonable.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Especially since the idea behind the religious doctrine is to keep people from getting screwed on loans, and instead these people actually get MORE screwed than the average person.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
What religious paperwork needs to be filed?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

things you wouldn't understand, don't worry we have a cleric who got the finest degree available at ITT tech, he'll be handling all of this to make sure God is okay with it.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost
Erdogan in turkey often makes noises to the effect that the only interest rate in turkey should be zero. As in, the central bank one. Bad with central banking.

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

What religious paperwork needs to be filed?

If you mess those up, you might lose Allah your money.

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Dawncloack posted:

Erdogan in turkey often makes noises to the effect that the only interest rate in turkey should be zero. As in, the central bank one. Bad with central banking.

So like the US?

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

No Butt Stuff posted:

6% extra over the life of the mortgage is not an acceptable price for "filing religious paperwork"

ohgodwhat posted:

You just might be bad with money yourself if that rate seems reasonable.

Did not claim that it was a decent rate. He should indeed seek out a better deal, little doubt about that. My issue is with the implicit notion that Islamic banks should not charge, or at least not highly, for attending to the religious paperwork.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

What religious paperwork needs to be filed?

You need to structure the loans a certain way, and you need to hire religious personnel to ensure compliance. It is also somewhat common to seek accreditation or endorsement from a reputable religious council. All these involves significant paperwork and labour costs.



I feel that the general tone of posts is very disrespectful towards the compliance of Islamic law. It is reasonable to mock these Muslims for insisting on compliance within our modern world. I feel it is not reasonable to mock the significant burden involved in compliance. After all, if they willing choose to accept it, that is their decision.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I think most people here are really interested in islamic law in regards to investment. It's really interesting that you'd feel the need to defend poor rates and their criticism as religious disrespect though. You are fine to believe whatever you want but you cant walk into a money forum and ignore the math as the more important factor of discussion.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

Chin Strap posted:

If you mess those up, you might lose Allah your money.

New thread title please

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Mutual fund managers, stock brokers and financial advisers have a lot of paperwork to fill out too.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

John Smith posted:

Did not claim that it was a decent rate. He should indeed seek out a better deal, little doubt about that. My issue is with the implicit notion that Islamic banks should not charge, or at least not highly, for attending to the religious paperwork.


You need to structure the loans a certain way, and you need to hire religious personnel to ensure compliance. It is also somewhat common to seek accreditation or endorsement from a reputable religious council. All these involves significant paperwork and labour costs.



I feel that the general tone of posts is very disrespectful towards the compliance of Islamic law. It is reasonable to mock these Muslims for insisting on compliance within our modern world. I feel it is not reasonable to mock the significant burden involved in compliance. After all, if they willing choose to accept it, that is their decision.

I don't think we're mocking the Muslims getting the 'loans' as much as the banks who are ripping them off. There's no way 'religious paperwork' accounts for a 6% premium on a mortgage. The bank isn't crafting an artisanal loan, conferring with religious leaders on behalf of each applicant. They have template. That template may very well have cost more than standard documentation. But still it was a fixed cost that they can now use tens of thousands of times.

The only reason these banks can charge those kinds of fees is because they have a clientele with no place else to go. So they're little better than a movie theater concession stand or a title pawn.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Organic, home-grown, grass-fed hipster loans.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I work in finance, in the US. A Muslim coworker explained to me that the interpretation he believed in could be simply explained as no compound interest.

His car loan was provided by a Muslim lender. A flat $300 + $20 monthly financing fee across the fixed term of the loan, with no "discount" for early payoff. The fee was calculated based on market interest rates.
He said that interpretation satisfied most of his peers and family members.

Seems like a fair treatment, I think.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.
Good with sanity- putting John Smith on ignore. He's an antagonistic contrarian rear end who isn't even funny.

Blinkman987 fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Aug 18, 2015

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

canyoneer posted:

I work in finance, in the US. A Muslim coworker explained to me that the interpretation he believed in could be simply explained as no compound interest.

His car loan was provided by a Muslim lender. A flat $300 + $20 monthly financing fee across the fixed term of the loan, with no "discount" for early payoff. The fee was calculated based on market interest rates.
He said that interpretation satisfied most of his peers and family members.

Seems like a fair treatment, I think.

Isn't this how all non-bank auto financing works? The interest is baked in, and no discount for early payoff?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

...no?

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

You can have penalties for early payoff if you got a special rate/price for financing through the dealership. But the penalty phase expires relatively quickly.

There are loans where they load up interest early on, kind of like a home mortgage. Maybe that's what he's thinking about?

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