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Traxus IV posted:It's meant to be spelled that way? Yohnny "Live Bases"!?
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Traxus IV posted:It's meant to be spelled that way? That's a royal flush of spades, literally the best hand you could be dealt in poker. Even if they're on fire and jigsaw bits are coming off the corner it totally defeats the point of the saying.
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Gilganixon posted:That's a royal flush of spades, literally the best hand you could be dealt in poker. Even if they're on fire and jigsaw bits are coming off the corner it totally defeats the point of the saying. He's playing Blackjack.
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Aug 16, 2015 16:36
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Nah, the dealer would't have delt more cards after he got 30, he must be playing a 5 card draw version of razz
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Gilganixon posted:Thats a royal flush of spades, literally the best hand you could be delt in poker. Even if their on fire and jigsaw bits are coming off the corner it totally defeats the point of the saying. FTFY
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Aug 16, 2015 18:34
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 Not the worst thing ever but certainly weird.
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cash crab posted:
This is pretty sweet, its from Joan Cornella comics. In kind of a weird spot though.
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Aug 16, 2015 21:13
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Love it. Love the comic's work too.
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Lets Pickle posted:This is pretty sweet, its from Joan Cornella comics. In kind of a weird spot though. But really, with a tattoo of a Joan Cornella face, the weirder the spot the better. He should've gotten it on his butt cheek: http://joancornella.bigcartel.com/product/bootyboop
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Why is it on two lines? Why is the J capitalized? Why does it start with the ...? That is a complete sentence. Did they seriously let the artist sign that? Shouldn't the artist realize that their tiny rear end copyright thing will be completely unreadable in a year or two? Well, at least jealous used to be how the spelled jealous in French.
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rockcity posted:Why is it on two lines? Answering out of order because the explanation requires it. 3: The artist and/or canvas are idiots, the "..." should come after the "are you", to create the suggestion of a pause. 1. Again, to insert a mental instead of a verbal pause between the words. 2. The word processor they used when making the stencil automatically capitalized the word, no one noticed. 4. I'm guessing free tat. Nothing about this situation suggests the canvas was self-aware enough to recognize this as a terrible decision. 5. A An additional question: Why is the question mark upside down?
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RickVoid posted:An additional question: Why is the question mark upside down? "Because I'm unique and quirky!"  is the best I can come up with.
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RickVoid posted:5. A I just find it funny that basically they don't care, but at the same time put their name on it.
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I had a guy come in today, didn't get a photo (because I'd get fired if I did that). This guy looked as though he had once been massively overweight, but had lost a load of weight, so now he's only very overweight, but he has loads of extra skin. He had veins (the huge bulging kind that bodybuilders get) tattooed on the part of his arm that should be bicep.
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 Cool idea, but this would probably be completely gone within a month.
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Istari posted:I had a guy come in today, didn't get a photo (because I'd get fired if I did that). Um Why
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Aug 17, 2015 22:58
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Is that healed scarification or fresh white ink?
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Sentient Data posted:Nah, the dealer would't have delt more cards after he got 30, he must be playing a 5 card draw version of razz Maybe it's 2-7? Ace high flush is pretty bad there...
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hyperhazard posted:Is that healed scarification or fresh white ink? The former aidoru posted:
Apparently, this is a 2 year old cutting so...maybe it's good if you go to a skilled professional? https://instagram.com/p/5xurO0QmiI/ quote:
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hyperhazard posted:Is that healed scarification or fresh white ink? White ink. To me it has always looked like pus accumulation in fancy patterns. People do try scarification with just tattoo needles though, but from what I've seen/read it doesn't yield a good result at all. Reminds me of a story from when I was 15 and worked in a tattoo shop, though. I was an apprentice and did "Charlie work" for the shop and one evening these two girls came in, freshly 18, so as I did I asked them if they needed any help. One pointed at the wall at some random rose flash within minutes of entering and exclaimed they both wanted that tattoo. Checking to see availability of the artists who worked I overheard them talking to each other giddily when one said within earshot "these will be great practice tattoos until we get real ones!" It took me a second to process what they had said and I couldn't help but sympathize with Louis Black and his "if it weren't for my horse" story. To this day I have no idea what they could have meant by "practice tattoo" but if you are that trepidatious about getting a tattoo you can always ask to have an artist run a needle sans ink over your skin to gauge your own pain tolerance. In hindsight I believe this was also around the time where shops were claiming there was a special brand of ink that was temporary and would fade completely in due time, but of course that's complete bullshit. Jisae has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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For gods sake you need to listen to your body! Go to the bathroom! And don't touch anything!
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Not sure if this belongs here or the schadenfreude thread but: A man's wife has kicked him out of the house and banned him from going swimming with his daughter after getting a new tattoo. Wow, what kind of tattoo could warrant such a--- The kicker? His wife bought the gun so maybe she deserved the fallout. Story here
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hyperhazard posted:Is that healed scarification or fresh white ink? UV ink?
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I'm really not sure why tattoo guns are on sale for the general public. You think it'd be regulated or something,
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OldMemes posted:I'm really not sure why tattoo guns are on sale for the general public. You think it'd be regulated or something, Tattoo machines.
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Postal Parcel posted:The former Am I the only one who sees irony in scarring "love thyself" into your flesh? 
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OldMemes posted:I'm really not sure why tattoo guns are on sale for the general public. You think it'd be regulated or something, The second amendment also protects the right to full sleeves.
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rodbeard posted:The second amendment also protects the right to full sleeves.  brilliant
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I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing. ...I need to get an MD and buy a tattoo removal laser....$$$
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Memes so good they deserve a whole sleeve. rodbeard posted:The second amendment also protects the right to full sleeves. 
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Thin Privilege posted:I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing. Music festivals are gold mines of horrible tattoos. Doesn't even matter what genre of music either.
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Thin Privilege posted:I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing. You just need training in using the laser, at least in some states. These people are apparently making bank up here.
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Is this a tattoo of chub rub? Because that's all I can see
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Thin Privilege posted:I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing. Naah, most people either just deal with it or get coverups. The guy tattooing the banana could have been thinking "I'm getting paid now, and some other artist in the future is getting paid to cover this up"
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Why is Rocky Dennis so mad at this lady?
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OldMemes posted:I'm really not sure why tattoo guns are on sale for the general public. You think it'd be regulated or something, Body modification industry as a whole has a lot less regulation to begin with compared to others.
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