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Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

Sappo569 posted:

Actually you could have pulled off a pretty sweet jack black if you had trimmed the beard and hair up!

Before I started balding, people used to tell me all the time I looked like Jack Black. A waitress even told me she thought the actual Jack Black was being brought to her table. Dunno if that's true, but she was pretty far away and had glasses so :shrug:.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I find it hard to believe that you're Charlie Sheen



Martin Sheen.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hollismason posted:

Martin Sheen.

:henget:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Hollismason posted:

Martin Sheen.

That's Emilio Chavez, dude.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Centripetal Horse posted:

That's Emilio Chavez, dude.
Ramon Antonio Chupacabra Estevezez.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Eat This Glob posted:

I just got a new case for my iPhone



text me.

pls respond

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Methanar posted:




Is this really better?

I don't know, man. What do you think?





Is this really worse?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
It's a nasty untrimmed pubestash.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Methanar posted:

I'm not a fedora wearer.

I really didn't think it was that bad.

If it helps, I just imagined you as a young Inigo Montoya.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
When you reach adolescence and those first pubes break through your skin like the runt of a shoal of salmon making its first brave but feeble leap up a waterfall it does not mean you can grow a beard.
Some people get this, others do not.
Don't be the saddest salmon, do not be that person.

sixth and maimed
Mar 20, 2012

Fun Shoe

Eat This Glob posted:

I just got a new case for my iPhone



That is a lovely case!

sixth and maimed
Mar 20, 2012

Fun Shoe

Methanar posted:

Everyone still thinks I'm greasy



What everybody else said. :)

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I think a lot of beautiful people are posting and it is making me glad.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Methanar posted:




Is this really better?

Hey man, I'm mean to people in this thread but you already look way better. You're young but not a teenager, right? Like someone else said, you have a good face but the boyish hair is framing it in a bad way. Get an adult haircut and you will improve a ton.
Additionally, try smiling. Your brow slopes a little downward so smiling will bring it further up and make you look way better.
None of this is sarcasm. You just have to put in a little more effort and you'll be lookin' mighty tasty.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Minimalist Program posted:

I think a lot of beautiful people are posting and it is making me glad.

you are beautiful everybody is beautiful

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

you are beautiful

That remains to be seen

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Tony Bologna posted:



For real? I read somewhere that it doesn't work as well for darker skin tones. That picture washes out the fact that I'm Mexican and I'm kinda dark.

Get a consultation! Olive skin works well, they just can't go super high on the settings or you end up with reverse freckles where the laser blasted the melanin out of your skin. Go to a place that also does electrolysis - what they can't get with the laser they can get with the buzz needle. (This is what works on blond hairs and dark skinned people)

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Eat This Glob posted:

Good for you! Dress is adorable!

I got a new case for my iphone



Eat This Glob posted:

I got a new case for my iphone



Eat This Glob posted:

I just got a new case for my iPhone



but why

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Maybe the old one was worn?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

peter gabriel posted:

Maybe the old one was worn?

same pic posted 3x over a year timeframe

ExCruceLeo
Oct 4, 2003

I'll choose the truth I like.
Just noticed the other person.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Darth123123 posted:

same pic posted 3x over a year timeframe

He she really likes the new case for her iPhone

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Darth123123 posted:

same pic posted 3x over a year timeframe

3 phone covers in a year seems about right if you use it a lot

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
Im more concerned about the dude watching her for a year straight. :ohdear:

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
Older bad bathroom pic

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

ExCruceLeo posted:

Just noticed the other person.

That's definetly hulk hogan by the way, you can see the bandana.

What's wrong with hiding in the shower while my daughter is taking bathroom selfies brrrrrrrrrrrother

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Kitchner posted:

That's definetly hulk hogan by the way, you can see the bandana.

What's wrong with hiding in the shower while my daughter is taking bathroom selfies brrrrrrrrrrrother

The Hulkster doesn't really hide when it comes to his daughter.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

The Hulkster doesn't really hide when it comes to his daughter.

Edit: ehhhhh sounded better before I reread it

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I meant he's pretty much open about constantly perving on her, and possibly more.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

I meant he's pretty much open about constantly perving on her, and possibly more.

No, I wrote a joke and then thought better of actually posting it.

I failed humor

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

No, I wrote a joke and then thought better of actually posting it.

I failed humor

You're in the right place.

Expect your mod status by the end of the day

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Sappo569 posted:

You're in the right place.

Expect your mod status by the end of the day

:saddowns:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sappo569 posted:

You're in the right place.

Expect your mod status by the end of the day

Don't you loving threaten me!

Simply Jethro
Nov 2, 2012
Finally got a haircut!

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


dyed my hair today

Kanine has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Aug 19, 2015

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Kanine posted:



dyed my hair today

Please dont bring your guns to a movie theater.

:ohdear:

Manjaw Mcdude-face

psyopmonkey2 has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Aug 19, 2015

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sappo569 posted:

You're in the right place.

Expect your mod status by the end of the day

Harsh, but fair.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Harsh, but fair.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Simply Jethro posted:

Finally got a haircut!



Take note people: This mans face salmon are strong and in season.

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SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011



Giant trees are p cool.

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