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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

It's all the same color.

You're blind.

It's greener than the stuff in the bowl.


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

It's black and gold.

I will find you and destroy you.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

hell, hold the hot dog, a bowl of ketchup nuked in the microwave is a pretty decent dinner if you're on a budget

Ew


VendaGoat posted:

You're blind.

It's greener than the stuff in the bowl.



Bruh have you never heard of lighting?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

VendaGoat posted:

I will find you and destroy you.

You are no where near powerful enough to destroy me.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Bruh have you never heard of lighting?

That the stuff that's in the toilet bowl?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You are no where near powerful enough to destroy me.



Dare I ask?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

Dare I ask?

it's a bowl of microwaved ketchup

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

VendaGoat posted:

WHy is it a different color? :stonk:

Its a slice of pizza dunked in some unholy well preserved fry batter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

What did you expect?

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

PCOS Bill posted:

I eat hot dogs with ketchup.

You should try hotdogs with Mister Mustard's Sweet Hot or honey mustard.

I don't hotdogs without pickled jalapeņos and sweet hot mustard now.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

VendaGoat posted:

That the stuff that's in the toilet bowl?


Dare I ask?

I believe it's a deep-fried prawn head. You often get them when you have the rest as amaebi.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

You don't wanna hear about that. They lined us up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib. All of us, you know, looking at it? Magnificent meat, really. Beautifully marbled...next thing, they're throwing the meat into these big cauldrons. All of it. Boiling it. I looked inside, man, it was turning grey. I couldn't loving believe that one!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I rest easy, upon my throne.



None shall challenge me.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Well Done Steaks on fire in pans while chefs shuddered; I watched sushi glisten in the light as the oil pooled around it... All those... mastications... will be lost, in time, like [chokes up] vomit... in... toilets. Time... to fry.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I rest easy, upon my throne.



None shall challenge me.

Where's the thousand island?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Minarchist posted:

Where's the thousand island?

Across the NarrowRanch Sea

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

VendaGoat posted:

Across the NarrowRanch Sea

poo poo, should have asked "where do bones go"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lonely Virgil posted:

You should try hotdogs with Mister Mustard's Sweet Hot or honey mustard.

I don't hotdogs without pickled jalapeņos and sweet hot mustard now.

I don't like mustard.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Octopubaconturab?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gotta get my rear end to the test chamber

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Efexeye posted:

Octopubaconturab?

Cththulucken

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

Sushi is about enjoying sushi how you like your sushi.

I have to say, I use sushi as an excuse to eat wasabi and pickled ginger.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

I have to say, I use sushi as an excuse to eat wasabi and pickled ginger.

Not a huge wasabi/horseradish fan either. It does funky poo poo up my nasal passages.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Well Done Steaks on fire in pans while chefs shuddered; I watched sushi glisten in the light as the oil pooled around it... All those... mastications... will be lost, in time, like [chokes up] vomit... in... toilets. Time... to fry.

Brilliant! :master: :golfclap:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Not a huge wasabi/horseradish fan either. It does funky poo poo up my nasal passages.

Huh. One of the exact reasons I like it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

Not a huge wasabi/horseradish fan either. It does funky poo poo up my nasal passages.

That's cool. I don't mind that feeling.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

PCOS Bill posted:

Not a huge wasabi/horseradish fan either. It does funky poo poo up my nasal passages.

That's literally the whole point of eating horseradish and hot peppers.

If you aren't sweating like a beast and blowing your nose afterwards you're not getting the full experience.

Hot stuff cleans your face and GI tract out. Eat it for your health.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Efexeye posted:

I mean i really don't feel all THAT strongly about it? but whatever that thing is, looks gross. Roe, spicy mayo, avocado, sesame seeds, soy, what i think is some kind of fish, rice, then i think a hot dog. And then fried? it does not look good to me.

Edit: especially compared to this delicious freshness:



That looks good, but let me improve on it with a little American Flair

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Minarchist posted:

That's literally the whole point of eating horseradish and hot peppers.

If you aren't sweating like a beast and blowing your nose afterwards you're not getting the full experience.

Hot stuff cleans your face and GI tract out. Eat it for your health.

I love hot peppers. This is completely different. It makes me want to punch myself in the face when I eat horseradish, it's just a completely wrong feeling.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

I love hot peppers. This is completely different. It makes me want to punch myself in the face when I eat horseradish, it's just a completely wrong feeling.

Much like marmite, horseradish is best used extremely sparingly, and in combination with other, milder things. A very thin layer of horseradish mustard on a piece of ham is goddamn king.



A little of this on a toasted club sandwich is fuckin wonderful. But it needs to be very thin, otherwise you blow your sinuses out and water your eyes up. You want just enough to get the tingle and flavor, not enough to drip snot on your plate

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

PCOS Bill posted:

I love hot peppers. This is completely different. It makes me want to punch myself in the face when I eat horseradish, it's just a completely wrong feeling.

Horseradish with mayo = Hot Sandwich Spread

Horseradish with ketchup and lemon juice = Cocktail Sauce

Horseradish with sour cream = Steak Dip

Horseradish with lemon and sour cream = Fishy/Chicken Dip

Horseradish owns and I'm sorry your broken face doesn't gel with it :smith:

Try making your own cocktail sauce with chopped/creamed horseradish and goon out with a whole bag of fish sticks, fried shrimp, or chicken tendies.

Minarchist has a new favorite as of 06:52 on Aug 19, 2015

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I love garlic

I cannot eat too much garlic anymore

Thanks, gut flora

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You are no where near powerful enough to destroy me.



I think those are deep fried mushrooms.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I cannot eat too much garlic anymore

PCOS Bill posted:

I love hot peppers. This is completely different. It makes me want to punch myself in the face when I eat horseradish, it's just a completely wrong feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fq4Ne4CbcU

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I've got a nice bottle of moruga scorpion sauce over here, come give it a try, it's great on everything.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

PCOS Bill posted:

I've got a nice bottle of moruga scorpion sauce over here, come give it a try, it's great on everything.

I'll put a few drops on my tacos :ohdear:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Minarchist posted:

I'll put a few drops on my tacos :ohdear:

Wuss.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

TBH I've never had it but I'm down to ruin my poo poo with something waaaaay beyond my pay grade anytime. I'll have to order some.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
If I have way too much garlic, I get intense flu like symptoms due to how it's broken down

But I can eat as many insanely spicy things as I want with no ill effects

Bodies are neat!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Minarchist posted:

TBH I've never had it but I'm down to ruin my poo poo with something waaaaay beyond my pay grade anytime. I'll have to order some.

Give it a try, it's nice.

The Trinidad moruga scorpion (Capsicum chinense) is native to the district of Moruga in Trinidad and Tobago. On February 13, 2012, New Mexico State University's Chile Pepper Institute identified the Trinidad moruga scorpion as the hottest chili in the world, with a mean heat of more than 1.2 million Scoville heat units (SHUs) and individual plants with a heat of more than 2 million SHUs.[1] The previous record holder was the bhut jolokia of India. The current world record holder is the Carolina Reaper.
from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_moruga_scorpion

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
If I eat too much garlic I get horrible stomach cramps and spend the evening praying for death

it does not stop me from loading that poo poo up at mongolian bbq because god drat is garlic good and one must live in the moment

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Code Jockey posted:

If I eat too much garlic I get horrible stomach cramps and spend the evening praying for death

it does not stop me from loading that poo poo up at mongolian bbq because god drat is garlic good and one must live in the moment

Hey processes garlic too quickly buddy!

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