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flosofl posted:Wait. The prime minister flies commercial? Yeah, that's what I picked up as strange. The UK doesn't have like a RAF Prime or something?
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tribbledirigible posted:Yeah, that's what I picked up as strange. The UK doesn't have like a RAF Prime or something? Regardless, I eagerly await the follow-up story "PM TRAPPED IN EASYJET TOILET".
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tribbledirigible posted:Yeah, that's what I picked up as strange. The UK doesn't have like a RAF Prime or something? Given that he's gutting gov services (minimum 25% cuts, 40% for some), his political advisors have probably told him to look frugal.
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 NT News, always keeping it classy. Ouch!
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Not My Leg posted:
Wouldn't the correct term be de-sheathed? Oh, and also, 
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Karma Monkey posted:Wouldn't the correct term be de-sheathed? Oh, and also, Nope. Degloving is the correct medical term. Agreed on the , though.
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spog posted:Given that he's gutting gov services (minimum 25% cuts, 40% for some), his political advisors have probably told him to look frugal. Even if he wanted too, the President would never fly commercial. Massive security risk. Interesting!
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That dude's looking awfully calm for someone who's had the most sensitive part of his body degloved. And for anyone unfamiliar with the term, I highly recommend you avoid googling it as it's exactly what it sounds like: the removal of skin from a body part like you're taking off a glove.
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But just think about how much more sensitive it will be now! That dude's gonna have the most rewarding sex in his life and here we are using our old regular penis skin like a bunch of suckers.
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An aussie who is especially dedicated to American cosplay.
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Aug 19, 2015 05:20
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Gory. Let's lighten the mood.
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That's just the metalest loving thing.
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It's from clickhole though, so not real. http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-can-do-american-red-cross-challenging-you-fill--2149
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flosofl posted:Wait. The prime minister flies commercial? EasyJet is a budget airline, so it's a step below economy class. I avoid EasyJet for flights longer than an hour.
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. "Fill The Grand Canyon With Blood" good song title 
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. Don't think we can literally fill the Grand Canyon with blood Red Cross. Also if we did, next news articles would be "Colorado River Runs Red With BLOOD"
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drgnwr1 posted:Don't think we can literally fill the Grand Canyon with blood Red Cross. Also if we did, next news articles would be "Colorado River Runs Red With BLOOD" Enoch Powell is smiling in hell.
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Blood cascading through the spillways of Hoover Dam
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Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.
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Solice Kirsk posted:But just think about how much more sensitive it will be now! That dude's gonna have the most rewarding sex in his life and here we are using our old regular penis skin like a bunch of suckers. Sure, right up until it scabs over. Although I suppose having a built in condom could be considered an upside.
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Choco1980 posted:Cue every American man asking why we're so far behind the times.... America is full of a bunch of goddamn rear end-backward prudes is why - we can have guns, bacon, crazy bro trucks, corporate deception and lying, but as soon as a nipple hits print people are up in arms about "indecency"
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Byzantine posted:Blood cascading through the spillways of Hoover Dam That's none of your drat business Eggbeater Jesus posted:Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. 
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. The brochures said it'd only be a little bit of blood! This was a terrible vacation!
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The Mentalizer posted:Sure, right up until it scabs over. Ribbed for her pleasure! Of course when they crack and flake off I'm sure it will be sort of gross. Probably look like a flesh colored dried lake bed with bits of blood and pus seaping out between the cracks.
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. When the North American continent freebleeds, you can bet that the Grand Canyon will run red with blood. The Red River will probably flood too.
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. Khorne supports this development. 
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Screaming Idiot posted:Khorne supports this development. Hey, I just got an idea for where you can dump that meat.
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Choco1980 posted:The brochures said it'd only be a little bit of blood! This was a terrible vacation! That headline and this quote read like something out of goddamn Night Vale.
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SavTargaryen posted:That headline and this quote read like something out of goddamn Night Vale. It's a running joke from the Onion's print edition/collections. There'd be a continuation of a non-existent article, a contextless quote, and the only text was "Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood" repeated over and over again.
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Kavak posted:It's a running joke from the Onion's print edition/collections. There'd be a continuation of a non-existent article, a contextless quote, and the only text was "Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood" repeated over and over again. To be fair, I was ripping off this sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq2NTvd8kYQ
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So yeah, there's a necrophiliac horse rapist on the loose in Scotland
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schadenfraud posted:So yeah, there's a necrophiliac horse rapist on the loose in Scotland Scotland is awful. It has beautiful landscapes and dreadful people. The area this happened in is even worse. Source: I live here, and can't wait to loving leave.
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 As seen on tv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZChsMF-kEQ
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schadenfraud posted:So yeah, there's a necrophiliac horse rapist on the loose in Scotland So what you're saying is he likes beating off a dead horse? 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ribbed for her pleasure! Of course when they crack and flake off I'm sure it will be sort of gross. Probably look like a flesh colored dried lake bed with bits of blood and pus seeping out between the cracks. Like a harlequin baby's arm holding an apple.
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Choco1980 posted:So what you're saying is he likes beating off a dead horse? I'm just wondering if he likes beating the dead horse only once, or a few times before he's done with it and moves on.
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