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>ride abomination, go left, go towards her
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Broenheim posted:>gently caress the fusion monster It's as if you've been blind all this time. You've created your true love: a haphazard combination of body parts from four different men. You pull your creation under the canvas in the boat and make love to it amongst the frozen corpses.  It objects mentally, but obeys your commands physically. You don't seem to care. loquacious posted:> Ask what happened to the expedition and whether there was some sort of supernatural magic woman involved and if so who she is After you finish, the multi-limbed being seems eager to answer your questions. Four voices speak to you at once. "We don't know what she is. She came to us after a group of us went hunting and brought back a seal and its cub. We hailed them as heroes. We had been so hungry for so long. The meat was so direly needed." They pause, faces sinking. "She was not happy. She..." all become choked up at the same time, "She made us eat each other. She took over the ships. We won't go back there. We just want to go home." > 
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Aug 19, 2015 07:36
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>confront She at the ships with your 4 color boys
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> Propose Marriage to your Omnilover- Promise them Happiness and Loyalty (and Painkillers). Then travel toward She strengthened by the power of LOVE.
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Aug 19, 2015 07:43
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>Use Corpses to make Skeleton Armor for you and your monster. Then set off in search of her.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:>Use Corpses to make Skeleton Armor for you and your monster. Then set off in search of her. Opening line: you sure are frigid aren't you?
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Aug 19, 2015 08:29
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> Choose pikachu to fight her.
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Aug 19, 2015 08:42
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>stone cold stunner the ships
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Aug 19, 2015 08:44
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> name the omniorifice Bulma
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>Kill HER, then yourself
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Aug 19, 2015 09:00
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>make it eat each other to please Her, then Go West and Find Gold
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Aug 19, 2015 09:01
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>pan for gold
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Aug 19, 2015 09:04
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>text her a picture of your butthole
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Aug 19, 2015 09:09
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> find the seal that was on that sled and wear it as a costume. > clap hands together and make seal noises. > mentally will the multibeing to club you and say "help! help! I'm being clubbed by humans!"
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Aug 19, 2015 09:40
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> Play 'custers last stand' on atari 2600 > Go south
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Aug 19, 2015 09:53
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She sounds like your true love. >Find Her >Propose marriage to Her.
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Aug 19, 2015 09:57
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ignore Her, it's just some bullshit those hallucinating dying babbies came up with to keep them warm. instead >Find the Eskimos that are probably somewhere nearby and convert them to Yazidism, rule them as their prophet and king and lead them to reconquer their rightful lands from the palefaces.
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Aug 19, 2015 10:15
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sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 10:26
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 10:29
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans Godamnit Helen...
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Aug 19, 2015 10:32
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans this
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Aug 19, 2015 10:39
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 10:51
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 11:02
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 11:29
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 13:27
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>Fuse with the fusion monster All will be one...
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Aug 19, 2015 13:29
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 13:31
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Archer666 posted:>Fuse with the fusion monster We already did that, in a manner of speaking 
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Aug 19, 2015 13:40
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 13:48
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>convert to islam
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>Share a delicious Diet Coke with a friend.
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 14:26
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:> sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Aug 19, 2015 16:27
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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