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>ride abomination, go left, go towards her
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Broenheim posted:>gently caress the fusion monster It's as if you've been blind all this time. You've created your true love: a haphazard combination of body parts from four different men. You pull your creation under the canvas in the boat and make love to it amongst the frozen corpses. ![]() It objects mentally, but obeys your commands physically. You don't seem to care. loquacious posted:> Ask what happened to the expedition and whether there was some sort of supernatural magic woman involved and if so who she is After you finish, the multi-limbed being seems eager to answer your questions. Four voices speak to you at once. "We don't know what she is. She came to us after a group of us went hunting and brought back a seal and its cub. We hailed them as heroes. We had been so hungry for so long. The meat was so direly needed." They pause, faces sinking. "She was not happy. She..." all become choked up at the same time, "She made us eat each other. She took over the ships. We won't go back there. We just want to go home." > ![]()
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>confront She at the ships with your 4 color boys
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> Propose Marriage to your Omnilover- Promise them Happiness and Loyalty (and Painkillers). Then travel toward She strengthened by the power of LOVE.![]() Freakbox fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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>Use Corpses to make Skeleton Armor for you and your monster. Then set off in search of her.![]()
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Neddy Seagoon posted:>Use Corpses to make Skeleton Armor for you and your monster. Then set off in search of her. Opening line: you sure are frigid aren't you?
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> Choose pikachu to fight her.
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>stone cold stunner the ships
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> name the omniorifice Bulma
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>Kill HER, then yourself
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>make it eat each other to please Her, then Go West and Find Gold
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>pan for gold
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>text her a picture of your butthole
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> find the seal that was on that sled and wear it as a costume. > clap hands together and make seal noises. > mentally will the multibeing to club you and say "help! help! I'm being clubbed by humans!"
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> Play 'custers last stand' on atari 2600 > Go south
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She sounds like your true love. >Find Her >Propose marriage to Her.
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ignore Her, it's just some bullshit those hallucinating dying babbies came up with to keep them warm. instead >Find the Eskimos that are probably somewhere nearby and convert them to Yazidism, rule them as their prophet and king and lead them to reconquer their rightful lands from the palefaces.
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sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans Godamnit Helen...
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans this
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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>Fuse with the fusion monster All will be one...
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Archer666 posted:>Fuse with the fusion monster We already did that, in a manner of speaking ![]()
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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>convert to islam
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>Share a delicious Diet Coke with a friend.
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:> sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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Poland Spring posted:sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans
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