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DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Minarchist posted:

Probably not AFP but found this while looking up pics for the burger thread.



No rules, fuckers :yum:

It's Banh Mi Pizza

Would

Looks good, although it resembles Turkish pide more than an Italian style pizza.

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Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

Minarchist posted:

Probably not AFP but found this while looking up pics for the burger thread.



No rules, fuckers :yum:

It's Banh Mi Pizza

Would

Why not just eat a goddamn salad, no need to disgrace a perfectly fine crust, this is heresy.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Zanael posted:

Why not just eat a goddamn salad, no need to disgrace a perfectly fine crust, this is heresy.

If there is no green on your pizzer it is an abomination.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Rigged Death Trap posted:

If there is no green on your pizzer it is an abomination.

This is truth. All meat Pizza is worse than just plain cheese pizza. Man up and put some loving veggies on there. Don't worry, they're so smothered in grease that they're not actually good for you anymore, it's just about the flavor.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

DekeThornton posted:

Looks good, although it resembles Turkish pide more than an Italian style pizza.



That isn't anti-food porn.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
"Burger"

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


IT'S BEAUTIFUL

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Gridlocked posted:

That isn't anti-food porn.

Oh, I didn't mean to imply it was. It was just a comparison. Pide is great.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





CAKES!










Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I just now at 24 noticed the barn cake, the Cowboys and Indians cake and the pool cake are all the same basic cake :(

Illusion of millions of cakes shattered.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




All natural flavours and colourings

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Gridlocked posted:

I just now at 24 noticed the barn cake, the Cowboys and Indians cake and the pool cake are all the same basic cake :(

Illusion of millions of cakes shattered.

Sorry :(

BTW I particularly like the demon horse and escaping pig on the farm cake.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

This thing is creepy, but the lollipop smile is really neat.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Eat them before they eat you.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I didn't know if this belonged in the idiots on social media thread or here, so I rolled to dice on this.



Just imagine that sweaty pepperoni as it oozes down your throat, slimy texture of the wings just gumming up the works. And don't forget last nights warm ranch to slick it down.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

fizzymercy posted:

I didn't know if this belonged in the idiots on social media thread or here, so I rolled to dice on this.



Just imagine that sweaty pepperoni as it oozes down your throat, slimy texture of the wings just gumming up the works. And don't forget last nights warm ranch to slick it down.

You sound pretty uptight.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Meh I probably am but that's still gross. And not something you post in public for people to see and congratulate you on. That's what you eat with last night's beer in shame.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



sirbeefalot posted:

You sound pretty uptight.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
I wonder if that book has that gross rabbit in a bowtie cake covered in mini marshmallows and raw shredded coconut, the favourite of every child!

This one uses jelly beans but that wasn't the right problem to fix.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





cobalt impurity posted:

I wonder if that book has that gross rabbit in a bowtie cake covered in mini marshmallows and raw shredded coconut, the favourite of every child!

This one uses jelly beans but that wasn't the right problem to fix.



There is definitely at least one bunny cake, but I seem to have temporarily mislaid the book; I'll have a look when I find it :). Also if anyone is up for making the amazing green slime pool cake I can scan the recipe?

Also this just happened in my house.



(I am not responsible for either buying or eating it.)

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Pookah posted:

There is definitely at least one bunny cake, but I seem to have temporarily mislaid the book; I'll have a look when I find it :). Also if anyone is up for making the amazing green slime pool cake I can scan the recipe?

Also this just happened in my house.



(I am not responsible for either buying or eating it.)

I killed tons of those things in Final Fantasy

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Pookah posted:



(I am not responsible for either buying or eating it.)

So who got a prolapse and who made the mold of it?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



That is seriously the saddest meat pie I've ever seen. It's okay, meat pie, somebody will love you. And then have severe gastrointestinal distress a few hours later but still.

As for content: Cheetos mozzarella sticks, because cheetos need to be in loving everything apparently. Saying that almost gets me curious enough to look up if someone's done a Cheetos cereal, but on the other hand, I think I know that answer. :smith:

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012


Simple Simon's calzones and stromboli is p. legit. Shame the closest one to me is a three hour drive.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Pookah posted:

There is definitely at least one bunny cake, but I seem to have temporarily mislaid the book; I'll have a look when I find it :). Also if anyone is up for making the amazing green slime pool cake I can scan the recipe?

Also this just happened in my house.



(I am not responsible for either buying or eating it.)

The thumbnail made it look like a big half-melted Rolo, not sure I want to know what it really is.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

As for content: Cheetos mozzarella sticks, because cheetos need to be in loving everything apparently. Saying that almost gets me curious enough to look up if someone's done a Cheetos cereal, but on the other hand, I think I know that answer. :smith:

i mean if you're gonna splurge and eat mot sticks you might as well bread 'em with cheetos

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





CzarChasm posted:

The thumbnail made it look like a big half-melted Rolo, not sure I want to know what it really is.

Fray Bentos microwavable steak and kidney pudding.
Apparently it was 'not bad'.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

That is seriously the saddest meat pie I've ever seen. It's okay, meat pie, somebody will love you. And then have severe gastrointestinal distress a few hours later but still.

As for content: Cheetos mozzarella sticks, because cheetos need to be in loving everything apparently. Saying that almost gets me curious enough to look up if someone's done a Cheetos cereal, but on the other hand, I think I know that answer. :smith:

I thought it was a flan :psyduck:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
So mozzarella in the US comes under the form of big dried bricks

interesting

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

fresh mozarella, which you can buy in teh supermarket right next to the store brand schwag you'd use to make cheeto breaded cheese sticks, doesn't freeze well or lend itself to garbage recipes

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Pookah posted:

Fray Bentos microwavable steak and kidney pudding.
Apparently it was 'not bad'.

Well, it's soggy pie dough filled with some cheap meat stew. I assume it mostly tastes like MSG.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



There are Rules

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Yeah bunny cake has way way too much raw shredded coconut :(



Edit: here's the recipe for the pool cake, just in case anyone feels like making a trip report!



Who can resist a recipe which calls for nail polish, "musk sticks" and "jube rings"?

Pookah has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Aug 20, 2015

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Efexeye posted:

fresh mozarella, which you can buy in teh supermarket right next to the store brand schwag you'd use to make cheeto breaded cheese sticks, doesn't freeze well or lend itself to garbage recipes

Low moisture mozzarella works much better on pizzas too. Fresh leaves a puddle and keeps the crust from crisping. I will fight people on this.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jmcrofts posted:

Low moisture mozzarella works much better on pizzas too. Fresh leaves a puddle and keeps the crust from crisping. I will fight people on this.

There is no argument to be had. You are correct.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


PCOS Bill posted:

There is no argument to be had. You are correct.
Counterpoint, fresh mozzarella is extremely great on pizza, you just have to drain it and possibly press it a little to remove the moisture.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

this is Polish food, that's all I know



it looks like bread soaking in broth, with green grapes, spinach and some kind of puff pastry.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Cheap Polish beer exists to help you deal with Polish food

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
That would honestly look amazing if it weren't for that layer of... broth? gravy? dressing? at the bottom.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pookah posted:

Yeah bunny cake has way way too much raw shredded coconut :(



Edit: here's the recipe for the pool cake, just in case anyone feels like making a trip report!



Who can resist a recipe which calls for nail polish, "musk sticks" and "jube rings"?

small dolls

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