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AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Starsnostars posted:

"You drat lolicon"

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I remember that retarded meme from the pedophiles at /a/ too

I don't.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oq14vNa2lI

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I remember that retarded meme from the pedophiles at /a/ too

2ch meme, actually. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beako

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
This show blows and I'm marathoning it as we speak. Monster waifu rating list:

Slime - blatantly overpowered; an illegal alien that is always moist and is therefore probably a really elaborate "wetback" joke, 10/10
Spider - her hug pillow would be a bean bag chair on top of a pile of knives, which is rad. 10/10
Snake - first scene in the first episode is annoying and I hate her stupid anime voice, but it was cool when she crushed a bunch of bed posts with her tail 10/10
Mermaid - pointless little seal flippers, boring, weird, no interesting or indeed any redeeming qualities, 10/10
Bird - a sexualized autistic child with kickass winghands, 10/10
Big Titty Horse - centaurs are good and neat 100% of the time 10/10
Smith - cool rear end in a top hat in charge of the Goosebumps special ops unit; proves once and for all that man is the real monster. 10,000/10.
Darling - should be dead. Isn't. Might be a monster as well, so 10/10 just in case.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
Corpse woman is powerful.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

The Colonel posted:

Corpse woman is powerful.

Dude, this is the bestiality thread, not the necrophilia thread.

Overlord is over that way.

Sloppy Milkshake
Nov 9, 2004

I MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Gyra_Solune posted:

i am glad most goons seem to agree on who is best girl (though i thought shapeshifter lady was cool too)

or is it just a goon thing to be attracted to girls twice one's size who can easily hurl you as though you were a tennis ball

lol if you don't like tall broads. i call it "lumberjacking"

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

The Colonel posted:

Corpse woman is powerful.

zombina is cool and i think she is best girl

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sloppy Milkshake posted:

lol if you don't like tall broads. i call it "lumberjacking"

also let's be honest if Tio is described as "absurdly tall" in the original japanese that means she's like 6'1" or something.

Chev
Jul 19, 2010
Switchblade Switcharoo
Finally found what that one-eyed monk was: Hitotsume-nyūdō

Chev fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Aug 20, 2015

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
baps, are righteous






horses, are lame

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Shukaro posted:

baps, are righteous






horses, are lame

How does a horse with giant baps balance out, then?

I mean, apart from 'with highly advanced underwire technology'.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I wish they made more horse jokes with the centaur. When she got spooked in her first episode and ran into the wall, that was funny.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

boom boom boom posted:

I wish they made more horse jokes with the centaur. When she got spooked in her first episode and ran into the wall, that was funny.

Horse has some of the better ongoing anatomy jokes imo. The joke that the entire horse part is the part that goes under a giant skirt is pretty amazing. Like, a less masterful "which part is clothes" joke would have had her wearing like a regular-length skirt way back at the horse's rear.
It's like the opposite of Snake, where she wears essentially a normal human skirt or miniskirt, and then has like 5 meters of snake just out there.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

boom boom boom posted:

I wish they made more horse jokes with the centaur. When she got spooked in her first episode and ran into the wall, that was funny.

The bit a few episodes ago where Miia was mocking horse for being so big and horse responded by accidentally backing into a water pump was good.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

boom boom boom posted:

I wish they made more horse jokes with the centaur. When she got spooked in her first episode and ran into the wall, that was funny.

Horse jokes?

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Bees, buy me the character albums. Also, update the OP.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZnao77rKYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZA87zIICk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJOQ2siJ2j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiTabKIEIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3RxycLwmnQ

that's all of them (for now)

Syenite fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Aug 20, 2015

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

I saw that. Thank you for fixing it.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cITeOLx1xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOyp6llWoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgZhUXSHvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefJ1MWrSQg

some shorts as well, no clue where they came from

definitely nsfw btw, much like monster baps

Syenite fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 20, 2015

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

the centaur baps meme

Bakanogami
Dec 31, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Shukaro posted:

some shorts as well, no clue where they came from

definitely nsfw btw, much like monster baps

They've been posting little 30 second shorts like five days a week on Niconico, alongside audio recordings of every character counting sheep for a few minutes. :raise:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Is anybody subbing these?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'd wondered where this gif was from

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I feel like Japan is the worst possible place to live when you have a giant horse butt following you around everywhere. Isn't there, like, no room for that kind of thing over there? At least the spider can stick to the rafters/ceiling/walls/alleyways/roof when she wants to, can probably step over people if she's having trouble getting through a crowd, and clearly is not to be trifled with anyway.

Somehow her "baps" have been the bigger problem, and that doesn't make much sense. At least she can just look down if she wants to know if her tits are going to break a spigot or knock someone over, but who even knows what's happening behind her? Can she turn that far?

Japan: not a sensible place for centaurs. :smith:

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Ragnar34 posted:

I feel like Japan is the worst possible place to live when you have a giant horse butt following you around everywhere. Isn't there, like, no room for that kind of thing over there? At least the spider can stick to the rafters/ceiling/walls/alleyways/roof when she wants to, can probably step over people if she's having trouble getting through a crowd, and clearly is not to be trifled with anyway.

Somehow her "baps" have been the bigger problem, and that doesn't make much sense. At least she can just look down if she wants to know if her tits are going to break a spigot or knock someone over, but who even knows what's happening behind her? Can she turn that far?

Japan: not a sensible place for centaurs. :smith:

Trying the subways must be loving awful for everyone involved.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
This show is weird but this thread made me laugh pretty hard so I watched it. Now I want to touch a scaly tail

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Read the manga imo

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Artificer posted:

Trying the subways must be loving awful for everyone involved.

All countries would have to change their infrastructure to accommodate monster girls. That's going to cost alot of money, but sacrifices have to be made for the good of the monster baps.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"But Miia, I only see one set of footprints in the sand!"
Miia pointed. "Darling, do you see that long weird groove?"

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Annointed posted:

All countries would have to change their infrastructure to accommodate monster girls. That's going to cost alot of money, but sacrifices have to be made for the good of the monster baps.

Have you read Centaur's Worries by any chance?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I'm still scared of spider legs

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
I bet loads of peope have got over their fear of spiders and snakes because of Monster Monsume.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Starsnostars posted:

I bet loads of peope have got over their fear of spiders and snakes because of Monster Monsume.

Miia is second best but is still my second biggest fear.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Takoluka posted:

Miia is second best but is still my second biggest fear.

....Who is your first?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Artificer posted:

....Who is your first?

Smith-san. :(

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Smoking Crow posted:

I'm still scared of spider legs

Unnatural.

Takoluka posted:

Smith-san. :(

Totally natural.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Takoluka posted:

Smith-san. :(

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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Starsnostars posted:

I bet loads of peope have got over their fear of spiders and snakes because of Monster Monsume.

I hope nobody has tried to stick their dick in a spider, because of this series.

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