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"You think you are Sofa King smart."
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Aug 20, 2015 00:31
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"FACE, Frank! I said I want to sit on your FACE!"
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Stinky_Pete posted:
idgi oh nice edit.
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Aug 20, 2015 01:27
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It stops the government from stealing my bitcoins
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"Permabanned! Me! After everything I did for them! Well, if they don't want me, then Something Sensitive are bound to appreciate my magnificence."
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Dogstoyevsky posted:
Yeah, I think there's real potential for an ottoman pun. But this isn't it
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Speleothing posted:Yeah, I think there's real potential for an ottoman pun. But this isn't it He's more of a Po-ta-toman. 
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Speleothing posted:Yeah, I think there's real potential for an ottoman pun. But this isn't it "Ive heard of the Ottoman Empire but this is ridiculous!"
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Applewhite posted:
Not backwardsy enough for New Yorker. Maybe a less direct hint like "Oh, you always find a way to make a Turk of yourself."
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I need an Ottoman, not an Autobot.
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did anyone say "dad couch, so what" yet?
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I said that you and Billy should go and play CATCH
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Can't you just tell me if you have my keys?
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I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!
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"I thought I was ordering a Barca Lounger, not a Beerfart Lounger."
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"Why, yes, I'm a huge fan of Elton John. How did you know?"
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"I wanted an Ottoman, but I got a Not-a-man."
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After stuffing the dog when he died Hillary decided it was only fair to stuff her husband as well.
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Sarah Conner. Slappy Pappy fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Aug 21, 2015 |
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eddoghetto posted:
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Applewhite posted:
Merry Christmas Charles... ...And a happy new year.
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Mandator posted:why is applewhite not a mod? because being a mod destroys ur entire life and we need him to stay alive because of the exact figure you quoted
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 Ebert wasn't that smart. I once spent hours with him discussing "Citizen Kane". He disagreed when I said that it was boring, that "Kane" is unwatchable now. But he couldn't articulate why I was wrong. He kept pointing to the film's historical importance, which I didn't dispute.
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It was then that I told him "Shut the gently caress up or I'll stab you with my nose"
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"In fact, the angle of the dangle is NOT inversely proportional to the heat of the meat."
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Say Nothing posted:
I dunno if this is a Norman Wisdom reference or not it's perfect
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Szymanski posted:I dunno if this is a Norman Wisdom reference or not it's perfect Python
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Szymanski posted:I dunno if this is a Norman Wisdom reference or not it's perfect I've seen one, or rather three-quarters of a Norman Wisdom film, but I still feel confident when saying his work was poo poo.
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"And you didn't believe I could invent a floating ottoman."
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