The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Technogeek posted:

The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.

Yes, that's what we wanted you to think! https://youtu.be/uDXtVlG2VW0
:commissar:

BigDave fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Aug 19, 2015

# ? Aug 19, 2015 15:31

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:43

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I wanna shake off the dust of this one-quote thread. I wanna explore the forums. I wanna read TVIV in a different time zone. I wanna visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero. I want to LIVE, Monday_. Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 15:33

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

BigDave posted:

Yes, that's what we wanted you to think! https://youtu.be/uDXtVlG2VW0

BigDave, I agree with you, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 16:52

Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

HEY TMMADMAN DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEYMASK?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 17:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:

FILE PHOTO

I'm sorry

... shown here proving he is fatter than the entire band Los Lobos.

Wait, wrong show

# ? Aug 19, 2015 18:44

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

TMMadman posted:

And now the award for most improved odor - Do over Ham .

I am called Do Over Ham, because I enjoy Do Over Ham Radio.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:00

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Skeesix posted:

I'm president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason...

DrBouvenstein posted:

Let's see...
I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm the President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason?

Ahhh, we are:
I'm a Stonecutter!

You know those quotes that are like... double quotes?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:35

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

... shown here proving he is fatter than the entire band Los Lobos.

Wait, wrong show

What a Duktastrophe!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 20:06

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

I am called Do Over Ham, because I enjoy Do Over Ham Radio.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 20:39

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

York_M_Chan posted:

BigDave, I agree with you, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe York_M_Chan's right about America being the land of opportunity and maybe BigDave's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:07

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe York_M_Chan's right about America being the land of opportunity and maybe BigDave's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

Lousy democrats.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:14

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Tokelau All Star posted:

Lousy democrats.

Tokelau All Star, didn't you wonder why you were getting checks in the mail without doing anything?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:30

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

I needed the money to pay to see my own grandson; especially after I let those guys borrow my credit card for a whole year!

# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:32

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

...I don't get it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:50

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Deviant posted:

I am called Do Over Ham, because I enjoy Do Over Ham Radio.

Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:28

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight.

...I don't get it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:49

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight.

Moe is their leader. :downs:

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:10

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spectacle Rock posted:

I needed the money to pay to see my own grandson; especially after I let those guys borrow my credit card for a whole year!

Wait a minute, that wasn't the wallet inspector...

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:42

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:47

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

...I don't get it.

Is this quote going somewhere? :confused:

# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:21

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The SituAsian posted:

Alright, alright, you win. Heh. I see you've played ~~knifey-spooney~~ canny-jarry before.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:26

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Deviant posted:

...I don't get it.

Deviant posted:

...I don't get it.

Hey, a 'Far Side' calendar!

# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:41

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, a 'Far Side' calendar!

It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in the not-too-distant future.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:52

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

Wait a minute, that wasn't the wallet inspector...

Sure, I might offend a few of the moderators with my cocky posts and musky quotings...

BigDave fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Aug 20, 2015

# ? Aug 20, 2015 11:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

Sure, I might offend a few of the moderators with my cocky posts and musky quotings...

Don't listen to him, BigDave. You've got an enchanting musk.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 14:10

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Don't listen to him, BigDave. You've got an enchanting musk.

There's alot of cursing and a weird smell coming from the basement, but BigDave is upstairs.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 18:51

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's alot of cursing and a weird smell coming from the basement, but BigDave is upstairs.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:32

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's alot of cursing and a weird smell coming from the basement, but BigDave is upstairs.

Oh it's just York_M_Chan and a mysterious stranger.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's alot of cursing and a weird smell coming from the basement, but BigDave is upstairs.

Nastier Nate, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:55

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Once you get used to the smell of rendered goon fat, you'll wonder how you ever went without it.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 02:12

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

EEEEEWWWWWW!!! This thread's got old goon stink!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Oh it's just York_M_Chan and a mysterious stranger.

If only someone could tame him.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:19

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

EEEEEWWWWWW!!! This thread's got old goon stink!

It's good for keeping down the urges!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:20

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Root Bear posted:

EEEEEWWWWWW!!! This thread's got old goon stink!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:35

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Smithers, let's go powder my nose.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 04:41

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Writer Cath posted:

If only someone could tame him.

Writer Cath, please. I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my mobile command unit.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's alot of cursing and a weird smell coming from the basement, but BigDave is upstairs.

You're not mild mannered, you're often liquored up and rude.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:16

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but...uh...what was the third thing you said?

# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:23

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Monday_ posted:

You're not mild mannered, you're often liquored up and rude.

So I sez, "yeah? if you want that money, come and find it, 'cuz I don't know where it is ya baloney." You make me wanna retch...

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

So I sez, "yeah? if you want that money, come and find it, 'cuz I don't know where it is ya baloney." You make me wanna retch...

So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:45

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