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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I like the explicit instructions to ask for the one with the separate "Sack O' Sauce".

"I'd like the Yellow Band wieners with the sack o' sauce, please."

"Oh, sack of sauce?"

"No, no. O' Sauce."

"Ohhh, my bad. Here ya go."

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Oh god, I think i remember when that was first posted


Nice packaging on the can, though

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

LA Beast took up a challenge with these abominations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4

Of course he washes it down with 20+ year old Crystal Pepsi :barf:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That reminds me I haven't heard anything new from Beast in a while. Hope he's okay. :ohdear:

Maybe it's just that I stopped reading the Schadenfreude thread.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


That brave goon :tipshat:. I remember that can was kinda expensive considering what it is.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

My Lovely Horse posted:

That reminds me I haven't heard anything new from Beast in a while. Hope he's okay. :ohdear:

Maybe it's just that I stopped reading the Schadenfreude thread.

Last thing he did was eat a handful of change. It wasn't funny or interesting, just sad and worrying. He's gonna die real soon

Anyway!




Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

LA Beast here and today I'll be taking on the cyanide and antifreeze challenge

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
doot doot doot
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College Slice

My Lovely Horse posted:

That reminds me I haven't heard anything new from Beast in a while. Hope he's okay. :ohdear:

Maybe it's just that I stopped reading the Schadenfreude thread.

He was hospitalized a few days ago for eating 21 dimes.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


zedprime posted:

Would, but not half in one sitting and I would present it to friends as a poo joke instead of a squirrel.
That's supposed to be a squirrel?

Then...what's the baseball for? :ohdear:

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Jumping Into a Pile of Used Heroin Needles |FT. L.A. BEAST (Warning: Dumb)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




L.A. Beast here and we're gonna be doing something different this time. Today, we'll be hunting and eating the world's most dangerous food. MAN.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

RareAcumen posted:

L.A. Beast here and we're gonna be doing something different this time. Today, we'll be hunting and eating the world's most dangerous food. MAN.

Have a good day :buddy::hf::unsmigghh:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



POTATO PEAKS. I gotta make these.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dienes posted:

He was hospitalized a few days ago for eating 21 dimes.
How the man can still call the hospital that's just down the road and say "hi LA Beast here" and they don't immediately reply "urgh yes just come in" I don't know.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

cash crab posted:

POTATO PEAKS. I gotta make these.

Crash Cab, are you still with us??

But also, content

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith: I remember when that whole dead raccoon thing went viral and everyone I knew sent it to me. You'd think the fact that I like raccoons would dissuade people from showing me dead ones, but I guess not.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

cash crab posted:

:smith: I remember when that whole dead raccoon thing went viral and everyone I knew sent it to me. You'd think the fact that I like raccoons would dissuade people from showing me dead ones, but I guess not.

.....I didn't consider that. I am sorry.

Have a classy alive and well one

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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This is gross, who the gently caress eats avocado

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Code Jockey posted:

This is gross, who the gently caress eats avocado

Normal people who aren't monsters.

:catstare::hf::commissar:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

cash crab posted:

POTATO PEAKS. I gotta make these.

My favorite thing about that one is inventing new vegetables apparently means broiling them in butter

This site attempted the recipe but didn't mention how it tasted







Tuna and Jello Pie:


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The way old recipe books use words like "pure" and "wholesome" does more to turn my stomach than the photos generally do.

Not because it's not true, but because of what it presumably says about what the status quo of food was for that to be a selling point.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Data Graham posted:

The way old recipe books use words like "pure" and "wholesome" does more to turn my stomach than the photos generally do.

Not because it's not true, but because of what it presumably says about what the status quo of food was for that to be a selling point.

That makes me think of this burger commercial I've been seeing lately, "the first all-natural fast food burger". They list all the things it doesn't have in it but it doesn't make me excited to try it, it just makes me not want to eat any of their burgers. It's like if they released a commercial advertising "the all new diarrhea free burger!"

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw

Why, Germany? Who hurt you to produce something like this?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bunnyofdoom posted:

.....I didn't consider that. I am sorry.

Have a classy alive and well one



AHHH LOOK AT HIM :3:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Planet Piss posted:

That makes me think of this burger commercial I've been seeing lately, "the first all-natural fast food burger". They list all the things it doesn't have in it but it doesn't make me excited to try it, it just makes me not want to eat any of their burgers. It's like if they released a commercial advertising "the all new diarrhea free burger!"

Isn't that the one where at the end of the ad they have the low fast speaking voice say that all natural only applies to the cheese, mushrooms and beef in the burger?

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

AnonSpore posted:

Isn't that the one where at the end of the ad they have the low fast speaking voice say that all natural only applies to the cheese, mushrooms and beef in the burger?

Lol is that true? That just makes it even worse, drat. The one I was talking about was Hardee's or something(which is even weirder because there's no Hardee's around here for miles)





Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Those are like the winners of a "Least Appetizing Food Phrase" contest.

CONVENIENCE FISH

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
Steak Diane is really good and sometimes on fire so you'd think it would photograph okay.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

If an image could be a thread title...

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Planet Piss posted:

That makes me think of this burger commercial I've been seeing lately, "the first all-natural fast food burger". They list all the things it doesn't have in it but it doesn't make me excited to try it, it just makes me not want to eat any of their burgers. It's like if they released a commercial advertising "the all new diarrhea free burger!"

I was in the US recently for work and I saw the commercial and I was laughing because I don't have to worry about hormones, antibiotics, steroids and etc in my meat/dairy and it's great.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Data Graham posted:

Those are like the winners of a "Least Appetizing Food Phrase" contest.

CONVENIENCE FISH

Not that we ever change the title but:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: CONVENIENCE FISH

e: Mods, I will also except "STEAK DIANE"

vvv: Your userpic is loving amazing

cash crab has a new favorite as of 02:23 on Aug 22, 2015

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Little ditty about steak Diane
a Flambéed steak seasoned in the pan.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I like the look of all that 50s and 60s casserole food my mom made similar stuff growing up.

Same with the jello molds ive been picking up jello molds at estate sales and making all kinds of layered jello combinations.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Perfection Salad.

PERFECTION. SALAD.

This picture depicts neither of these things.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

DNova posted:

Little ditty about steak Diane
a Flambéed steak seasoned in the pan.

I love you.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Lotta these creations would look fine in a Paper Mario game.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Kakairo posted:

Perfection Salad.

PERFECTION. SALAD.

This picture depicts neither of these things.

that picture is pretty much the zeitgeist of the jello mold craze of the 60's

cash crab posted:

:smith: I remember when that whole dead raccoon thing went viral and everyone I knew sent it to me. You'd think the fact that I like raccoons would dissuade people from showing me dead ones, but I guess not.

i'd like to think that, that was you but you were just injured and this is you in physical rehab:



:unsmith:

Rickycat has a new favorite as of 03:18 on Aug 22, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith: I can't ride a bike.






Seriously. (but: :3: AHHH)

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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

cash crab posted:

:smith: I can't ride a bike.

What kind of awkward goonlord can't ride a bike? Get your rear end on one and learn, holy poo poo it's like being able to tie your shoes :psyduck:

No really, you can forage for scraps further and cheaply on a bike.

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