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the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004

Mousepractice posted:

who has the one with the finnish dude contemplating suicide but then he checks a list of reasons to live and it's "memes" and "drinking" and "domestic violence"

here youy go

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!



I am sad that the Groot number doesn't appear to actually work.

EDIT:

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Aug 21, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

titties posted:

wank mr skeltal

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


John Cena number doesnt work

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Would

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Doot me like one of your French girls.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Enourmo posted:

what meme is this

i see a ring and two hands is this goat see

poltergoatse

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

davidspackage posted:

Do your dooty.

new thread title pls

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

All I see is this.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Mans posted:

new thread title pls

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
It's really more of a lava/magma situation.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

It doesn't become vomit until it exits the body. :can:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Leofish posted:

It doesn't become vomit until it exits the body. :can:

Well, I know my stomach is full of vomit, because I believe in recycling.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bina posted:

Nice tattoos.

I think it's technically scrimshaw, not tattoos.


Well, that is disappointing. GIS 'scrimshaw memes' and there's nothing. The world of scrimshaw is completely meme free. How could this happen?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


I need help with the next step where the creep says "you just gave me a toll-free number do you think I'm retarded"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
A joke for the Automotive Insanity crowd:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
WWW.9GAG.COM

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pick yourselves up and sally forhlrm!

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

This is less funny without the title about being self-employed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Pick yourselves up and sally forhlrm!

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Devor posted:

This is less funny without the title about being self-employed

That, and I think it's paraphrasing a joke Tarantino made in an interview about "performing sexual favors for the director to get a part in the movie" or something.

EDIT: @2:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foRhVd7id9s

Mezzanine has a new favorite as of 00:52 on Aug 22, 2015

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Screaming Idiot posted:

Well, I know my stomach is full of vomit, because I believe in recycling.

I don't get what's so weird about this, it's the purest form of nutrition. :confused:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

boscoman
May 14, 2004

Eats like a meal...

Mans posted:

who with 20 not being a Communist has no heart. but he that is not with 40 in the Central Committee does not understand

Yeah, yeah man. Really makes you think.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

More like Color Climax

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner

boscoman posted:

Yeah, yeah man. Really makes you think.

Is this the old "If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain." again?

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

Lotish posted:





Xylobones


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


With two props and camera phone someone on Trump's PR team just paid off their student loans.

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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Did some say skeleton? Did somone say dancing?





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