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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So far there's been about 30 seconds of policy (build a wall, revoke birthright citizenship) and about 45 minutes of bragging.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
MSNBC losers and slaves to corporations. Cut away from Trump for sleepy eyed advertisement actors.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I love when the guy taking C-SPAN calls is clearly annoyed with the caller but is still super polite, what a fuckin pro.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
"I know how to do things" :science:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Corek posted:

So is William Jefferson Clinton, probably.

Nah, his great-great grandfather was named after TJ by his father, who was named after Andrew Jackson.

Coincidentally, though, Thomas Jefferson Blythe enlisted in the 34th Mississippi so there's traitor blood in there.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Joementum posted:

So far there's been about 30 seconds of policy (build a wall, revoke birthright citizenship) and about 45 minutes of bragging.
Making America great is a policy.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
He totally said ImmiGAYtion

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
He's gonna start doing lines of coke off of a stripper's rear end on stage and his polls will go through the roof

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
You know who else gave long, rambling and repetitive speeches that nonetheless contained forceful and satirical passages?

And fueled resentment at internal enemies and argued for extracting concessions from foreign powers?

:hitler:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ahahaha some guy just called in ranting about e-cigs and big pharma for no reason

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
lol MSNBC found someone less credentialed and worse at speaking than Trump to show us.

Gettin' mad here.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I love when the guy taking C-SPAN calls is clearly annoyed with the caller but is still super polite, what a fuckin pro.

Haha wow the callers are pretty funny. I thought they were going to be supporters

"Mr. Sanders believes in socialism!" - uh... yep

Now it's clearly some insane 20-something rambling about e-cigs

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Lol someone just shouted WHITE POWER as soon as there was a lull at the Trump speech

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Trump is like a dog up there, he keeps seeing the squirrel signs.

A MIRACLE posted:

Lol someone just shouted WHITE POWER as soon as there was a lull at the Trump speech

No no it was "TRUMP TOWER!" :geno:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol at the sign blocking the video feed

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

A MIRACLE posted:

Lol someone just shouted WHITE POWER as soon as there was a lull at the Trump speech

holy poo poo did that really happen

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

A MIRACLE posted:

Lol someone just shouted WHITE POWER as soon as there was a lull at the Trump speech

Amazing, Amazing

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Ross Perot callback

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

holy poo poo did that really happen

It's Alabama they say that for everything.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
He just loves saying words like "morons", "incompetent", and "sucking"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Donald trump will have a big wheel of cheese in the white house, day 1, and invite you to eat it

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Ok, back to Trump now that Bernie callers are over.

Oh boy "sucking action"

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

A MIRACLE posted:

Lol someone just shouted WHITE POWER as soon as there was a lull at the Trump speech

I was pretty sure I heard that as well, and almost made this same post.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Trump has gone full on fascist

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
It's a reverse magic act? What the gently caress does that even mean? :psyduck:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What is he even saying seriously. Plenty of dumb killers.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Mo_Steel posted:

It's a reverse magic act? What the gently caress does that even mean? :psyduck:

"it's like a magic trick, I call it a magic trick...in reverse."

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




If Trump just keeps doing these meandering rants at every stop he'll be the nominee

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Trump is fully transitioning into Weekend Update's Drunk Uncle.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mo_Steel posted:

It's a reverse magic act? What the gently caress does that even mean? :psyduck:

he puts the rabbit in the hat and stuffs a bunch of flags up his sleeve, then leaves.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
"We need Dexter for Ambassador to Japan."

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ooooh you cannot reach me now
Ooooh no matter how you try
Goodbye cruel world it's over
Walk on by
Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
Waiting to cut out the deadwood
Waiting to clean up the city
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to put on a black shirt
Waiting to weed out the weaklings
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to turn on the showers v And fire the ovens
Waiting for the queers and the coons
And the reds and the Jews
Waiting to follow the worms
Would you like to make America
Great again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms
Would you like to send our coloured cousins
Home again, my friend?
All you need to do is follow the worms.

https://youtu.be/1ysgG3zNUOg

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
What did he say about the Japanese PM? I was hoping he'd come back to it, but he's just talking about the ambassador

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mo_Steel posted:

It's a reverse magic act? What the gently caress does that even mean? :psyduck:

It's all about himself, that's his whole speech. Everything takes a yooge, luxurious windy road of somehow coming back to either how smart or rich Trump is and how that's his advantage.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Did he just insinuate that the US AMBASSADOR is giving sexual favors to Japan dignitaries?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
It's finally happened, the joke is over, I can't laugh anymore, Trump scares me

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nagato posted:

What did he say about the Japanese PM? I was hoping he'd come back to it, but he's just talking about the ambassador

He's smart and a "killer"

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Plane thieves! :byodood:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
none of this makes any loving sense

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

He can't stop talking about Carl Icahn. FYI, Carl Icahn will be his VP.

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