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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Apparently some PAC payed for a Jeb Bush plane or something.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:55

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# ? May 26, 2024 18:52

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

echronorian posted:

It's finally happened, the joke is over, I can't laugh anymore, Trump scares me

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:55

zakkro: May 29, 2015

This is the best comedy special I've seen in quite a while. Is this being uploaded on Netflix later?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I agree with Trump. We need mean, aggressive, smart people in power. Men with blood coming out of their eyes with hatred. Men of action who can take this country back from the illegals and the depredations of foreign powers.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

CHYINAAA!!

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

"Remember when I said that thing people thought was a demeaning reference to menstruation?" :stonk:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

echronorian posted:

It's finally happened, the joke is over, I can't laugh anymore, Trump scares me

Still the least worst Republican candidate by quite a distance

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Boosted_C5 posted:

This man is literally going to be President of the United States of America

Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Trump is seriously angling to extort the world with our military

loving called it:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

He's going to make them pay for our military presence! With such a yooj military force, it's basically making GBS threads away investor's money not using it as a protection racket.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:56

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Requirements for being an ambassador:
1. Very rich
2. Very famous

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Brannock posted:

Still the least worst Republican candidate by quite a distance

The saddest truth.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Bernie is about to take questions on C-SPAN :stare:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Bernie is about to take questions on C-SPAN

Yesssss

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Nagato posted:

What did he say about the Japanese PM? I was hoping he'd come back to it, but he's just talking about the ambassador

After he makes America great again, he's going to work with Abe to make anime real.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Tariffs are just fancy taxes.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

The Youtube livestream is either the Republican Id or a random racial slur Turing

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Bernie is about to take questions on C-SPAN

Berrnie no! Pull up! Pull up!

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:57

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Mexico is the new China??

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

Pavlov: Oct 21, 2012; I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

Brannock posted:

Still the least worst Republican candidate by quite a distance

Kasich is passable.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

BOYCOTT OREOS :byodood:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Carl Icahn is a actual business person and could buy Trump.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

a helpful bear posted:

Requirements for being an ambassador:
1. Very rich
2. Very famous

I'm pretty sure he is position Icahn for VP if he gets the nomination.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Trump is your crazy drunk uncle rambling to no one at the family holiday party, telling the same stories over and over, except somehow he got a podium and tv coverage.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:58

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Thump! posted:

CHYINAAA!!

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:59

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

deep fried oreo sales will plummet

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:59

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

The only thing more terrifying than Trump being president is someone like Car Icahn.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:59

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Mexico literally stole the factory.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:00

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Shots fired at Jeb :getin:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:00

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Does C-SPAN just choose the funniest-sounding callers to be on air?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Ugh, my audio just took a poo poo.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

JEB! the low energy stooge for lobbyists.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

What happened with the guy being escorted out by police?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

FAUXTON posted:

See, he's killing them

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:01

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

God I love the pantomime bullshit.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:02

Iowa Snow King: Jan 5, 2008

Jeb wouldn't have the guts to take money from a lobbyist and then screw him

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:02

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Joementum posted:

That's 35,000 people right ther.... oh wait.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:02

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

I do very well at military.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:03

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Pavlov posted:

Kasich is passable.

Not really. He cites the Bible for helping out people but isn't really living up to the words. Kasich is just less bombastic than Scott Walker so he's not getting as much attention. Kasich has almost completely gutted education in Ohio and thinks climate change is some crackpot theory.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, actively calls out ultrarich political donors and their puppets and supports national healthcare, women's health, and higher taxes on the rich.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:03