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EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Tenzarin posted:

> Say "We solved the mystery! lets go home!"

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 16:44

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

> remove scales from eyes
> realise that you are macho man randy savage

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:15

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:23

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:26

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

> go into the ship and find debra

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:38

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

Frank Viola posted:

>Go and see Her.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:39

bustercasey: Apr 9, 2012; Gary’s Answer

>Get in there. Don't put on clothes, you wont be needing them where you're going.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 05:42

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

>Flip open the door shouting MODS KNEW and perform a stone cold stun-her

# ? Aug 22, 2015 05:46

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 06:00

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

> pick up one of the severed heads, for later, then go see Her

# ? Aug 22, 2015 06:17

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 06:26

Poland Spring: Sep 11, 2005

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 07:00

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

> Fashion bouquet of imitation flowers out of chunks of flesh

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

> Give her the fake flowers (she's probably pissed at you for having sex with a crab monster)

# ? Aug 22, 2015 09:49

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 10:54

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:48

cytoc: Apr 3, 2009

Frank Viola posted:

>Go and see Her.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:53

Kegslayer: Jul 23, 2007

Tenzarin posted:

> Say "We solved the mystery! lets go home!"

# ? Aug 22, 2015 12:33

almightyerin: Apr 16, 2007; The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

>open the hatch and yell "WE CAN TALK JUST FINE THIS WAY YOU loving oval office!!" Arm yourself with Knife because you doubt that bitch has gotten less crazy.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 13:37

jadebullet: Mar 25, 2011; MY LIFE FOR YOU!

Eat the egg.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 13:43

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

almightyerin posted:

>open the hatch and yell "WE CAN TALK JUST FINE THIS WAY YOU loving oval office!!" Arm yourself with Knife because you doubt that bitch has gotten less crazy.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:12

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

jadebullet posted:

Eat the egg.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:16

Minimum Syntaxing: Oct 29, 2008; He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

jadebullet posted:

Eat the egg.

Smash the egg into your mouth

# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:28

Sole.Sushi: Feb 19, 2008; Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

>Better stab that guy you knocked out on the way down, so he doesn't become a problem later.

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guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and gently caress your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:42

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:00

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:29

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:57

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

>gently caress the gore chunks

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:59

Soulhunter: Dec 2, 2005

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:04

ploots: Mar 19, 2010

tonyevil81 posted:

> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:19

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

do this

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:20

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

after that

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:36

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:57

Shankel Magnus: Jul 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

>Climb the sails of the ship and perform a Macho Man elbow drop through the hatch

# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:23

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

>grab two of the severed heads, climb on the side of the ship, slam the heads together, and chug blood out of them

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:22

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

> Upgrade to Windows 10

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:30

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

Amazing Zimmo posted:

> Upgrade to Windows 10

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:29

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Amazing Zimmo posted:

> Upgrade to Windows 10

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:32

I Am A Robot: Jul 1, 2006

Changing my vote to:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so...

>Use Spyglass with Sun on Ship to set the whole thing on fire.

then

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:35

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Level 31 Dipshit: Jan 14, 2010

Gridlocked posted:

>Go into the ship and face your EX WIFE

# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:47

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