NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN! TOO EASY!!

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

I can't keep track of the other commentators because they always sound the same, but the dude who keeps making the deadpan retorts to Graves' hipster tirades is great.

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Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

Who was the overweight mute power ranger with the awful hair and why does everyone think he's Jesus

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

holy gently caress ow

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

ow gently caress, that apron bump

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Tezzor posted:

Who was the overweight mute power ranger with the awful hair and why does everyone think he's Jesus

you're a disgrace

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Vintimus Prime posted:

#bluepantscity

If Cole was calling this match, we'd hear already how it's trending world wide.

Come on Vaudevillians

Hint, Vince isn't screaming in the ear of the announcers at NXT events.

Go Listen to Beast in the East. Cole was goddamn fantastic there.

Well Fantastic is a bit much, but he was real good.

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

I need to watch more NXT. Vaudevillians is the best simple gimmick

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

i wish wrasslormonkey were here to gif the stretch and flex aiden english just did

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21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Aiden English has come so loving far since his singing gimmick

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Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

Tezzor posted:

Who was the overweight mute power ranger with the awful hair and why does everyone think he's Jesus

Fly away troll

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:28

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Tezzor posted:

Who was the overweight mute power ranger with the awful hair and why does everyone think he's Jesus

I will assault you with my buggy whipped arms

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Deep Thoreau: Aug 16, 2008

This is the best

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about Blake and Murphy:

**falls asleep before I can write it because they aren't interesting**

They're fuckin awesome

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neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

jim truds posted:

I need to watch more NXT.

Correct.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:28

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Tezzor posted:

Who was the overweight mute power ranger with the awful hair and why does everyone think he's Jesus

he was actually jesus, this is his second coming, he realized that nothing can save earth so he became a superhero

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

blake has a really gross swelling bump on his back, STAPHED?

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:29

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Vintimus Prime posted:

#bluepantscity

If Cole was calling this match, we'd hear already how it's trending world wide.

Come on Vaudevillians

"She calls the pants blue JBL"

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

The quick camera cuts to Alexa's butt are the greatest. You are doing God's work camera guy.

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Deep Thoreau: Aug 16, 2008

Why did they make corey graves mr.negative? It's annoying.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Dexo posted:

Hint, Vince isn't screaming in the ear of the announcers at NXT events.

Go Listen to Beast in the East. Cole was goddamn fantastic there.

Well Fantastic is a bit much, but he was real good.

Cole was also amazing at WM30 after Vince left to be with Taker.

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Zyla posted:

blake has a really gross swelling bump on his back, STAPHED?

lol which one is blake

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:29

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

GOTTA HAVE A HEEL ON COMMENTARY DAMMIT

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Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Zyla posted:

blake has a really gross swelling bump on his back, STAPHED?

Nah, that's just where the dubstep comes from.

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neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

The quick camera cuts to Alexa's butt are the greatest. You are doing God's work camera guy.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

the one with blake on his butt

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

The quick camera cuts to Alexa's butt are the greatest. You are doing God's work camera guy.

Trainee Kevin Dunn is on point

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:30

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Zyla posted:

the one with blake on his butt

i was too busy looking at the one with alexa on her butt

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neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

That double neckbreaker was rad.

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DukeofCA: Aug 18, 2011; I am shocked and appalled.

HogX posted:

Why did they make corey graves mr.negative? It's annoying.

As the former wrestler he is contractually obligated to be a heel on commentary.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

HogX posted:

Why did they make corey graves mr.negative? It's annoying.

They told him to steal CM Punk's grumpiness.

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

HogX posted:

Why did they make corey graves mr.negative? It's annoying.

Graves is the best commentator not calling year-old puro matches on fringe cable TV stations.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

GIMME HOT TAG GOTCH

FUCKER

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:30

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Didn't Blake and Murphy kinda suck at the last Takeover

They def don't suck tonight

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Okay that was a cool rear end move

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Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

That move definitely looked like a finisher

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Cole was also amazing at WM30 after Vince left to be with Taker.

Seriously. People need to go listen to some of those leaked Smackdown episodes where Cole is talking to a Vince constantly telling him to say some dumb thing or another.

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