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Terminal Entropy posted:
The guy's smile as he rides the floating ottoman sells this. Dude is just having such a good time hanging out with his floating ottoman.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:57 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:31 |
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I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired!
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:05 |
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"Hello Granos."
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:53 |
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:56 |
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Do you think we should put something in these glasses?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:06 |
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proof of concept posted:
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:06 |
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Duck lives matter, Bernie.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:21 |
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Applewhite posted:
racism strikes again
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:20 |
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"Please don't say I'm in hot water. That's offensive to my people."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:34 |
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Where do I see myself in five years? Well I hope to claw my way to the top. Just joking, that's a little bit of lobster humour.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:45 |
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Excellent, the clawcuffs are in this drawer so if you'll just bend over that chair we can get down to business
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:00 |
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"Mr. Clawford, you're getting a promotion! From now on you'll do maintenance work in the VIP break room! Specifically, you'll be in charge of the Jacuzzi."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:41 |
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Sorry Mr. Wayne, that new gimmick just isn't working out
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:57 |
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"No, you have to put 'For Shoving Up My rear end' on the receipt, otherwise I can't write ot off"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:50 |
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"Of course, you realize, this means war!"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:57 |
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"I've heard of clawing your way to the top, but this is ridiculous!"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:02 |
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"I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:04 |
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"So you're saying that we'll get higher profits if we nurture a 'Crab Mentality' in our workers? Interesting, please tell me more..."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:04 |
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"So they call me 'Concentration Camp Earhardt'?"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:05 |
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"Oh God the cushions are made of flesh, too! What are they stuffed with? What are they stuffed with??"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:11 |
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"I don't need a doctor to tell me how to beat cancer. All I need are six fruit smoothies a day and my body will heal itself!"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:13 |
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"It's a living."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:16 |
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"It's dead."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:19 |
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"This is now my fetish"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:49 |
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Murderion posted:
"Quack lives matter."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 18:49 |
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"I'm afraid we're going to need to perform yet another colonoscopy. This time, a doctor in an old-timey diving suit will climb inside your rear end."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:20 |
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"Here I go, bringing yet another wacky thing into the office."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:36 |
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"It's a dildo."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:49 |
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"It's my Office Golf Club." or "It's my hanzo steel katana from Holy Nippon. I'm going to impress the kawaii desk girl with my anime knowledge and mastery of bushido."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:55 |
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"You have Pufferfish Disease, the disease that turns you into a pufferfish."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:01 |
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Was the original 'Now blow.' or 'You can breath now.'?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:05 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Was the original 'Now blow.' or 'You can breath now.'? Yeah it was "...and exhale."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:08 |
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"Sounds like cancer."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:09 |
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I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:53 |
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"All you have to do is put this suit on, and then you should have no problem pleasing your wife"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:57 |
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"Good lord this is the worst case of gas I've ever seen."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:59 |
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Applewhite posted:
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:02 |
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This is what happens when you hold your farts in. And are a puffer fish.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:06 |
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"I've heard of inflated medical costs, but this is ridiculous!"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:35 |
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Applewhite posted:
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:40 |