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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

jyrka posted:

See? Women are just as good as men. Or better. When will people realise it ffs!

They've got similar technical ability but none of the same physical skills, and also pretend I posted that quote from Mourinho or whoever about how top players all have the same amount of skill anyway but world class players are better mentally

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elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Pictured: A strong physical guy with the same amount of skill as all the other players

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

elbkaida posted:

Pictured: A strong physical guy with the same amount of skill as all the other players



Lol at the suggestion that Messi isn't quicker or more agile than most other players

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Messi's balance is insane, and this not being the best sport on earth (rugby) it's more important than physical prowess

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

Literal lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

Lmao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

Quality

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SevmisizSeniBJK/status/635182460578496512/video/1

Scored that goal to equalise. Got sent off two minutes later. Besiktas lost. Quaresma.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

dex_sda posted:

Messi's balance is insane, and this not being the best sport on earth (rugby) it's more important than physical prowess

Balance is a physical attribute

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

lmao

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

post of the season imho

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Drogadon posted:

post of the season imho

Let's not get carried away. It's a very funny post but there's a long time to go.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Bogan Krkic posted:

Balance is a physical attribute

I meant the 'rest' of physical attributes, my apologies

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

A Good Post

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Apparently it was hot in London today??

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

And fat.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Steward 03 has got that poo poo.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.
Hahahah

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lmao sturridge owns

https://instagram.com/p/6ujw_hnNRk/?taken-by=danielsturridge

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

wycombe ball boy is a legend

https://vine.co/v/eDPwnEjKH09

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

:3:

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

brilliant

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
You've put on an eight game accumulator, and after the first seven games have miraculously finished as draws - just as you predicted - a Real Madrid victory will make this a very, very good weekend.

Incredibly, your €1.50 bet is on the verge of earning you a whopping €14,223 payout.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

rekt

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Jesus christ :gonk: the Real bet barely even added to the amount to win

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

I feel like if you bet for seven draws in a row you're asking for trouble if you don't bet on a draw in the eighth as well.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

loving yes

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Shrapnig posted:

Let's not get carried away. It's a very funny post but there's a long time to go.

I'd call it POTY at least.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Pedro's first goal for Chelsea is a scrappy one

https://streamable.com/xhjh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Vegetable posted:

Pedro's first goal for Chelsea is a scrappy one

https://streamable.com/xhjh

nice epl defending

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This is loving awesome

sassassin posted:

Messi has been on roids all his life. Could tear a phonebook in half if he wasn't busy memorising all the numbers.

So is this

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Marcos Alonso had a loving great FK against Milan today.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32s7q5

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Nice dive by januzaj

https://vine.co/v/eDT2vtI0nP5

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Mods rename me Defoe Enterprise Personal Assistant

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Holy toledo. That's a description of about a dozen lovely jobs.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


I'm curious how much pay that warrants.

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Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


I can think of a certain someone who'd gladly follow around a Sunderland striker all day for free

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