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The newest RiffTrax movie is here, and it's ROLLERGATOR https://www.rifftrax.com/rollergator quote:If you scooped a pile of goo out of a backed up gutter, submerged a pair of electrodes into it, fed it a slurry of protein rich nutrients while sending jolts of ever increasing voltages of electricity through until it demonstrated the most basic signs of what could technically be considered life, then immediately handed the pile of goo a video camera, it is impossible that it would make a worse movie thanRollergator.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:58
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 Strum strum strumma-licka strum strum licka 
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Aug 21, 2015 20:31
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Canned Panda posted:The newest RiffTrax movie is here, and it's ROLLERGATOR As soon as I saw Joe Estevez I immediately know it was a Donald G. Jackson/Scott Shaw movie.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:49
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Holy poo poo, go watch the sample video. The title character is much much worse than you can picture in your head.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:54
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Argh, why must I be out of town this weekend?! I need to watch roller gator immediately!! This trailer looks amazing!!! Also, the learn discount code is still valid as of this morning in case anyone was wondering.
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Aug 21, 2015 21:00
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Rollergator also has this: The Rollergator Rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg3s7xV__X8
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Aug 21, 2015 21:41
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IUG posted:Holy poo poo, go watch the sample video. The title character is much much worse than you can picture in your head. Seconded. This one looks like it's going to be incredibad. It's like if Poochie were real.
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Aug 21, 2015 21:54
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Wasn't sure what I expected our protagonist would look like, but it wasn't that 
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Aug 21, 2015 22:07
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SirPhoebos posted:Wasn't sure what I expected our protagonist would look like, but it wasn't that I was really loving hoping it was going to be some kind of cyborg aligator B monster movie that I hadn't heard about some how
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Aug 21, 2015 22:08
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Canned Panda posted:The newest RiffTrax movie is here, and it's ROLLERGATOR Canned Panda posted:Rollergator also has this: The Rollergator Rap What?
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Aug 21, 2015 22:10
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20 minutes into Rollergator and I am both baffled and terrified, who dug this up?
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Aug 21, 2015 22:46
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Kojiro posted:20 minutes into Rollergator and I am both baffled and terrified, who dug this up? We delved too greedily, too deep.
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Aug 21, 2015 23:09
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Yaay, they shortened the intro cartoon! 
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Aug 21, 2015 23:58
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SirPhoebos posted:Yaay, they shortened the intro cartoon! Good. I know Happy Harry put a lot of effort into the cartoon and Coulton put...something into the song itself, but we don't need the whole thing every time.
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Aug 22, 2015 00:11
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20 minutes in and I never want to hear the acoustic guitar again. EDIT: I can't stand this. This is the dumbest movie I've seen in a long time. It's trying so hard to be funny and wacky, and it's not. The plot is stupid, the characters are stupid, the music is loving annoying and the camera work is making me sick. Drastic Actions fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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Aug 22, 2015 00:37
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"Watch for Roller Gator 2." "Watch for Roller Gator 2."
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Aug 22, 2015 00:38
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Although I have to be fair here, this role did prepare Joe Estevez for his role as President of the United States on Decker.
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Aug 22, 2015 00:42
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If I had a $10 gift card what should I spend it on?
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Aug 22, 2015 03:59
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CrimsonAuthor posted:"Watch for Roller Gator 2." Luckily the director is dead so we don't have to worry about that.
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Aug 22, 2015 04:24
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None have you have seen a Scott Shaw movie before? I am so sorry because there are dozens more and they are so much worse without a visionary like Donald G. Jackson directing.
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Aug 22, 2015 06:37
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I think I would rather watch Tommy Wiseau naked and operating a jackhammer than see any more Scott Shaw films.
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Aug 22, 2015 06:54
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I think I would rather watch Tommy Wiseau naked and operating a jackhammer than see any more Scott Shaw films. I have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsk6vFGzX3I on VHS.
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Aug 22, 2015 06:59
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OK Roller Gator may just be the worst movie they've ever done.
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Aug 22, 2015 07:19
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RandomPauI posted:If I had a $10 gift card what should I spend it on? Rollergator!
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Aug 22, 2015 13:15
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Oh dear god, it's shot on shitteo. Please, no more shitteo films Rifftrax, that way lies madness.
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Aug 22, 2015 18:05
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Oil! posted:I have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsk6vFGzX3I on VHS.  big enough for this.Holy poo poo. I don't even know where to begin with this. Normally I'd say this needs to be riffed, but I feel like the riff would be nothing but stunned, confused silence.
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Aug 22, 2015 18:13
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X-O posted:OK Roller Gator may just be the worst movie they've ever done. Mike's response on tumblr to the same statement: quote:Look, I’m not gonna be one of those people who disingenuously says, “Look, I’m not gonna lie to you.” and then lies to you. I’m going to tell you the truth: Roller Gator is by far – FAR – the worst movie we’ve ever done.
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Aug 22, 2015 18:27
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Oil! posted:None have you have seen a Scott Shaw movie before? No I haven't. Let's punch up Wikipedia and see what he d- Wikipedia posted:- Max Hell Frog Warrior (1996) 
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Aug 23, 2015 04:40
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Finally got around to watching The Apple... 
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Aug 23, 2015 14:48
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Watching Julie & Jack. Oh god, this movie is somehow so much worse than Birdemic. "Forget it Jack, it's Chinatown Restaurant!" I'm dying.
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Aug 23, 2015 21:31
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Watching Julie & Jack. Oh god, this movie is somehow so much worse than Birdemic. Yeah, it's somehow more and yet less competent at the same time 
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Aug 23, 2015 22:09
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Watching Julie & Jack. Oh god, this movie is somehow so much worse than Birdemic. I can't watch Nguyen movies. I fell asleep during Birdemic and lasted maybe a half hour with Julie & Jack.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:12
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Mr. Fowl posted:I can't watch Nguyen movies. I fell asleep during Birdemic and lasted maybe a half hour with Julie & Jack.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:20
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Rollergator I can't imagine a movie being worse without actually being illegal to make and distribute.
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Aug 24, 2015 15:10
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~ it only takes a minute to lose all my will to live using Roller Gator / Roller Gatoooor / slicing down the road instead of across the street ta ta ta....~
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Aug 24, 2015 17:29
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I'm kinda drunk and have insomnia, so I'm going to watch Rollergator again to see if it's as bad as my memory tells me it was. May God have mercy on my soul.
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Aug 25, 2015 08:27
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I started watching Rollergator last night a little after midnight. This was a big mistake. Not watching the riff, just watching it right before I went to bed. I ended up dreaming that Rollergator 2 was a SyFy original movie about a purple talking gator, out for revenge on the dark ninja. She killed PJ and Slingshot. It was hosed up.
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Aug 25, 2015 12:56
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I...I can't stop watching Rollergator. Like every time I watch it I notice something else that's bad. help meeeeeeeeeeeee..... 
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Aug 25, 2015 15:46
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After watching roller gator I can now say... my life is complete.
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Aug 25, 2015 18:44
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2DCAT posted:After watching roller gator I can now say... my life is complete. I'm sure that film "completed" many lives.
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Aug 25, 2015 20:10
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