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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

That's why this is so glorious; honestly the fallout in the developed world isn't going to be particularly severe unless you put literally all your chips in the China basket in which case you deserve to lose your money for making a dumb investment.

Unless it causes a global deleveraging again, but at least for first world us sitting here there's at least a firewall or two in the way.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

cheesetriangles posted:

Don't forget they put your pension into the fire.

And almost certainly killed members of your extended family through the Great Cultural Revolution.

The fact the Chinese government sucks at investment planning is literally the least evil thing they've done.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Has anyone gone back and collected all the Wall St. banks' statements assuring everyone that everything was fine when we felt the first tremors of this? Were they playing a con telling everyone else not to panic while they quietly cashed out or did they take a haircut along with everyone else?

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





When the crash happened there were links getting posted in the thread of people saying buy China and I remember them fondly with a chuckle.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Necc0 posted:

Has anyone gone back and collected all the Wall St. banks' statements assuring everyone that everything was fine when we felt the first tremors of this? Were they playing a con telling everyone else not to panic while they quietly cashed out or did they take a haircut along with everyone else?

Oh yes.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-09/fidelity-joins-goldman-saying-buy-china-stocks-after-market-rout

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-07/goldman-sachs-says-there-s-no-china-stock-bubble-sees-27-rally

http://davidstockmanscontracorner.com/the-free-market-is-dead-goldman-says-china-is-a-buy/

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
so did the crash happen, or is it happening.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

The Titanic isn't sinking, in fact, you should buy tickets now while they're cheap.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so did the crash happen, or is it happening.

We'll find out in what, ten minutes?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

We'll find out in what, ten minutes?

what do you mean? sorry i ask stupid questions. i have never been big on economics. (more of history person). plus i have a bunch of chinese friends. so i am hoping they arnt completly screwed.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Necc0 posted:

Has anyone gone back and collected all the Wall St. banks' statements assuring everyone that everything was fine when we felt the first tremors of this? Were they playing a con telling everyone else not to panic while they quietly cashed out or did they take a haircut along with everyone else?

It is a bit more murky because Chinese statistics are so opaque, I am sure plenty of them thought there would be a crash and said the opposite. However, I don't know if anyone was really truly knew" because all the numbers are obvious garbage and the Chinese government itself may not even know what is actually going on.

However, this thread has been pretty bearish about China for a while.

If anything the latest events have re-cemented historical theories on developmental patterns that get thrown out any time a "miracle" happens. There are no miracles in economics, not even during a industrial revolution.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Adventure Pigeon posted:

The Titanic isn't sinking, in fact, you should buy tickets now while they're cheap.

There was actually 3 ships made in that class and the third one never sank so please invest in China.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

cheesetriangles posted:

There was actually 3 ships made in that class and the third one never sank so please invest in China.

One of them was torpedoed too so it wasn't really their fault.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what do you mean? sorry i ask stupid questions. i have never been big on economics. (more of history person). plus i have a bunch of chinese friends. so i am hoping they arnt completly screwed.

The Shanghai stock market reopens soon. Presumably, it'll drop like a stone the moment it does unless the PRC is holding aces.

Feel free to track it here: http://www.google.com/finance?q=SHA%3A000001&ei=nj7bVZGbEdbJefjIp-gE

Recommended background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFkPd6fEuI

and don't worry about sounding silly, I'm in the same boat and can kind of follow along, but I don't fully understand what's going on either.

NEED TOILET PAPER fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Aug 25, 2015

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





computer parts posted:

One of them was torpedoed too so it wasn't really their fault.

Actually I just looked it up it did sink. It hit an underwater mine during WW1. But it was being used as a hospital ship at the time and not a passenger liner.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Constant Hamprince posted:

The Chinese century is so poorly manufactured it breaks down after only 15 years.

:vince:

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Remember that individual stocks aren't allowed to lose more than 10% in a day, so if we go down 8-9% again it means almost every stock hit the biggest drop possible and then stopped trading for the day.

Constant Hamprince posted:

The Chinese century is so poorly manufactured it breaks down after only 15 years.

coma
Oct 21, 2010

cheesetriangles posted:

When the crash happened there were links getting posted in the thread of people saying buy China and I remember them fondly with a chuckle.

People are doing that now with American tech stocks because American job rates and fundamentals are strong so they've gotta go back up! Ignoring the fact that Chinese job rates were even better

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

sparatuvs posted:

close enough, i'll try to find more faces of despair




I feel bad for that guy. he probaly just saw his entire life savings get pissed away. and probably his pension too.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





coma posted:

People are doing that now with American tech stocks because American job rates and fundamentals are strong so they've gotta go back up! Ignoring the fact that Chinese job rates were even better

Jokes on them I don't have any money anyway.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dapper_Swindler posted:

I feel bad for that guy. he probaly just saw his entire life savings get pissed away. and probably his pension too.

And now he's the subject of goon photoshops. Truly the most tragic fate.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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coma posted:

People are doing that now with American tech stocks because American job rates and fundamentals are strong so they've gotta go back up! Ignoring the fact that Chinese job rates were even better

American fundamentals are strong though?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I feel bad for that guy. he probaly just saw his entire life savings get pissed away. and probably his pension too.

Should followed the 5000 year tradition and pissed all his money away at the mahjong table

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
14 mins :getin:

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

coma posted:

Ignoring the fact that Chinese job rates were even better

The chinese have had the same unemployment rate for the last 5 years so it must be true.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so if the numbers are the same or worse, they are hosed?

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I'm waiting for China to offset the unemployment with legalizing porn as a new growth sector.

:corrupt:

coma
Oct 21, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

American fundamentals are strong though?

The housing bubble got re-inflated after the pop, we could see it be kept alive by insane foreign capital flight to the U.S. looking for a 'safe' place to put their money but if we see layoffs as a result of the tech devaluations the whole thing might go tits up

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





coma posted:

The housing bubble got re-inflated after the pop, we could see it be kept alive by insane foreign capital flight to the U.S. looking for a 'safe' place to put their money but if we see layoffs as a result of the tech devaluations the whole thing might go tits up

Can I blame this on Steve Jobs somehow?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

cheesetriangles posted:

Can I blame this on Steve Jobs somehow?

sure. I blame him for everything apple does/doesnt do anyway. plus the poo poo mountain on his grave makes good fertilizer.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

what happens in 7 minutes?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

sparatuvs posted:

what happens in 7 minutes?

the markets in china open

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

In 3.........2........1........

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
DOWN 6.4% (200 points) instantly.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

cheesetriangles posted:

Can I blame this on Steve Jobs somehow?

Just a reminder, they found cancer that killed Steve Jobs incredibly early but it wasn't until it hit like stage 3-4 (when you're just waiting until your funeral) that he stopped trying to treat it with bullshit holistic medicine.

His death really should have been ruled suicide by stupidity / hubris.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

Did it just drop -6% just like that?

It did. :getin:

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Wasn't that holistic medicine bullshit made up by Mao after he killed all the doctors?

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Right out the gate at a strong -6.41%.

God have mercy on the Chinese. If poo poo goes downhill, the apparatchiks that got them into this mess sure won't be kind.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

cheesetriangles posted:

How does letting the market correct gel with hey maybe pump all the pension money into this? If they were going to let it correct and stop burning all their reserves on propping it up why sink pension money into a market that was burning down?

Never imagine the Chinese government is good at its job.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Doesn't it open at half past?

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
According to that stock ticker it looks like the market dropped 200pts....

or... 6% on opening.

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