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DicktheCat posted:White and barbecue pizza are respectively ones I actually have an affection for. piggy backing off this reply, but one of the most common pizzas I eat uses white sauce on thin crust topped with chicken, banana peppers, onions, garlic, and mushroom ordered from Dominos Basically I just recreate a Chicken Alfredo on a pizza. I also greatly enjoy the "gently caress it just dump anything on it" Korean-style pizza. E: barbeque sauce goes well with bacon, mushrooms, peppers, and more bacon
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:This looks like pretty decent cheese so the important question is "why ketchup?" Ketchup / Tomato sauce is a perfectly valid condiment in a sandwich. Or occasionally, a filling. That slice is pretty poo poo lazy though.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 06:59 |
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RareAcumen posted:Chicken covered in BBQ sauce, peas, applesauce, milk, and a DVD of the Hunger Games in the background. Many young adults (i.e American/UK millennials) have the food sensitivities of 8 year olds, so probably.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:36 |
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pentyne posted:Many young adults (i.e American/UK millennials) have the food sensitivities of 8 year olds, so probably. If the stories I've heard of the US Midwest are to be believed 'This ketchup is too spicy/sweet!' I wouldn't be shocked.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 08:39 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 10:44 |
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Neo_Crimson posted:Or no toppings at all, and just enjoying delicious cheese and a fine crust. You're totally right, pizza is great, but... I hate Chinese food. Now, I'll temper this and say I don't hate all the ingredients used in Chinese food, but I am a huge baby and can't handle more than like 2 or 3 flavors at once and Chinese food has a lot of flavors. My tastebuds are broken, but I've come to terms with that.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 11:03 |
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RareAcumen posted:Chicken covered in BBQ sauce, peas, applesauce, milk, and a DVD of the Hunger Games in the background. Haha. I didn't even notice the DVD before. they're just playing the Life in District 12 Interactive Home Game. RareAcumen posted:If the stories I've heard of the US Midwest are to be believed 'This ketchup is too spicy/sweet!' I wouldn't be shocked. I had a job in college one summer where I managed a bunch of stupid teenagers. One of them said she didn't like ketchup (!) because it was spicy (?!). I still don't understand how someone would register tangy as spicy. Ketchup isn't spicy at all. It's not "on the spectrum," if you will.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 11:52 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Has Jones ever done an orange juice and toothpaste soda It's fake, obviously, but it still instills an inherent sense of wrong in me. And anger.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 11:59 |
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At first (and second) glance, I thought that was mold.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 12:23 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:"I don't like pizza" is like saying"I don't like food"
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 12:52 |
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Paladinus posted:I am pizzanonsensual. My preferred toppings are beef/corn/mayonnaise. You know full well that it's entirely possible to create a pizza using those ingredients
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 12:57 |
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pandaK posted:You know full well that it's entirely possible to create a pizza using those ingredients
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:19 |
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Baldbeard posted:No pizza rules. No, pizza rules. Pizza is kinda like sex. Even when it's not that good, it's still pretty drat good.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:29 |
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The worst toaster strudel.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:43 |
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titties posted:It is good. Adding an egg to leftovers is good. Heston Blumenthal has a way he does it that, while it seems like a gently caress around, does have the egg finish all that cooking and still be soft boiled which would loving rule. Also yes. I make chilli beans with diced tomato (tinned, because it's in the juice), fresh rosemary and basil from the garden, borlotti and butter or kidney beans, chipotle Tabasco, bacon (proper bacon not lovely bacon, it needs fat), onion, garlic and salt and pepper. Basically fry up the bacon garlic and onion, add the beans, heat through, add the tomatoes and the tabasco, and herbs, turn down and simmer for 15, then add the eggs and cover until eggs are done. Top tier hangover cure right there
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 13:54 |
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RareAcumen posted:Chicken covered in BBQ sauce, peas, applesauce, milk, and a DVD of the Hunger Games in the background. Kinda like mostlygray said, that's a Midwest plate. Next time you're in a plane flying over, look down--if you see a town nestled amongst all that corn, that's what we're eating there. Hell, there are two diners within walking distance of me right now where I could sit down and have similar plates served to me (sans Hunger Games DVD). Hell, given the level of culinary skill around here you're lucky there's seasoning on that chicken
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 14:03 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:"I don't like pizza" is like saying"I don't like food" No poo poo! Pizza is essentially a bread plate of whatever the gently caress you want to eat.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 14:12 |
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Counterpoint: All the #wifematerial photos are actually single males posting a desperate plea for a wife to save them from their own culinary hell.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 14:22 |
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Crust First posted:You're totally right, pizza is great, but... I hate Chinese food. I need some clarification. Are you taking about American take-out or buffet Chinese food or Asian fusion stuff or real Chinese food like dim sum, banquets, hot bars at Asian Food Markets, noodle houses, or any Chinese restaurant where almost all the patrons are Chinese, especially Chinese immigrants. I will fight you if you include the latter but I will concede that it's not for everyone if you didn't grow up eating it. I did and I love the poo poo out of East Asian food. There's actually not a whole lot of cuisines that I don't like. Some of the stuff in this thread, though...
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 15:31 |
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Mmmh the litterbox special sounds good, I'll have that.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 15:49 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Mmmh the litterbox special sounds good, I'll have that. When I saw it all I could think was "turds and whey"
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:01 |
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You know when you reach for some paprika to put on your egg salad and you instead just pour in a bunch of loving cinnamon? Feels bad Todd.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:14 |
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GoutPatrol posted:You know when you reach for some paprika to put on your egg salad and you instead just pour in a bunch of loving cinnamon? Feels bad Todd. A friend of mine actually did this with cumin the other day. Apparently made some hosed-up mashed potatoes.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:19 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:A friend of mine actually did this with cumin the other day. Apparently made some hosed-up mashed potatoes. It's a thing: http://www.cookforyourlife.org/recipes/cumin-mashed-potatoes
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:46 |
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Cumin in potatoes doesn't sound that bad, they'd just taste like curry. Or did he add way too much?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:49 |
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Another of those things where one hyphen makes all the difference.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 16:50 |
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Planet Piss posted:Or did he add way too much? She was reaching for the garlic powder, I guess, and fuckin' loves some garlic. So yeah, it was a bit overboard. Truth be told, I'd never thought of adding cumin to mashed potatoes. I might try it sometime (but with an appropriate amount).
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 17:00 |
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Could probably pass cumin in mashed potatoes as some kind of fancy aloo.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 17:19 |
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Planet Piss posted:When I saw it all I could think was "turds and whey" That's almost too perfect.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 17:25 |
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Planet Piss posted:When I saw it all I could think was "turds and whey" Dammit, we JUST got a new thread title, save the good ones for when we need a new one.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 17:27 |
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NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 17:50 |
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QuelleFuck posted:NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF We know and have determined that there are no pizza rules. When Looks bad Todd gets old, though, I recommend NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 18:04 |
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#ICanFreakingCook #IPrettyMuchMadeUpTheEntireRecipe #HusbandMeUp #WifeMaterial I hate the #wifematerial tag. Not just because of the food, but because it's depressing on its own.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 18:58 |
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RareAcumen posted:If the stories I've heard of the US Midwest are to be believed 'This ketchup is too spicy/sweet!' I wouldn't be shocked. Overly sweet ketchup is a valid complaint.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 18:58 |
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The gently caress did they do to that poor penne a couple of them even look like they're screaming in agony
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:03 |
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How did you sneak into my house and take pictures of my last meal?
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:04 |
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cash crab posted:#ICanFreakingCook #IPrettyMuchMadeUpTheEntireRecipe #HusbandMeUp #WifeMaterial These people need to stick to stuff that's basically done already with little extra help needed like boxed Mac & Cheese or Jambalaya because this is just a travesty. I don't know how to cook, at best, I might make chicken on the stove with a whole three spices. But that's just appalling.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:13 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:24 |
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This looks like biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs maybe. That could be good. If it's not that then I don't know what it is.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 19:27 |
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I love cheesesteaks but god they're hard to look at sometimes
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