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Kermit The Grog
Mar 29, 2010
Matt, are you going to Hogan the lawn today?
Okay, but you promised me Hogan money.
I Hogan , I Hogan!
When Pat's done, can we Hogan to the Hoganvies? There's a Hoganinee.
Of course, All work and Hogan play makes Hogan a Hogan Hogan .

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ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

I can't wait for Until Dawn. It's a game where people keep calling it dumb garbage, and in the same sentence praise it as campy goodness.

The mixed messages are pretty funny

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.
Played about two hours today.

It's amazing how everyone can make a better David Cage game than David Cage. loving fantastic so far!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I wonder if anyone told Matt that PCB was called the Submission Sorority for about a week before someone told the WWE that was also the name of a porno.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

TheRealestMatt posted:

Played about two hours today.

It's amazing how everyone can make a better David Cage game than David Cage. loving fantastic so far!

my hype is muhmuhmuhmaximum

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

TheRealestMatt posted:

Played about two hours today.

It's amazing how everyone can make a better David Cage game than David Cage. loving fantastic so far!

The Lord is good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TheRealestMatt posted:

Played about two hours today.

It's amazing how everyone can make a better David Cage game than David Cage. loving fantastic so far!

This is exactly what I was hoping for. With MGS and all next week and some other stuff I really don't wanna spend sixty bucks on this game right away but I am very interested in it. If it can work as a David Cage style game done with actual...skill in making a game and writing a story...I'm 100% into it.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
ouch Woolie and Liam hitting that hard r on the n word

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

TheRealestMatt posted:

Played about two hours today.

It's amazing how everyone can make a better David Cage game than David Cage. loving fantastic so far!

I watched Giant Bomb's quick look of it and got drawn into it enough to watch all 45 minutes or so. Seems really cool.

mandolore
Jul 16, 2013
I hope you guys do an lp of Until Dawn Matt.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

mandolore posted:

I hope you guys do an lp of Until Dawn Matt.

They already said they are :v:

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


"Pokken would be way better if it was just dumb lovely fightning pokemon no-one cares about"

e: Okay, but yeah, the lack of Hitmonlee/chan/top is kinda dumb.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
So gamespot gave Devil's Third a 3, but the review is complaining about mashing buttons is all you need, except when the enemies are tough and mashing doesn't work and gently caress the game, etc.

On the other hand, the worse crime is Liam still defending it for a month's worth of podcast because devil's advocado

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Reminder that "professional" reviews are dumb regardless of how bad this particular case is.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

HGH posted:

Reminder that "professional" reviews are dumb regardless of how bad this particular case is.

Unless it's about star fox zero in which case they're geniuses who get it no matter what :shobon:

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
I'm really interested where the LP will take, because I've watched 2 playthroughs now and they were widely different as far as results.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Tae posted:

So gamespot gave Devil's Third a 3, but the review is complaining about mashing buttons is all you need, except when the enemies are tough and mashing doesn't work and gently caress the game, etc.

On the other hand, the worse crime is Liam still defending it for a month's worth of podcast because devil's advocado

So it's an IGN God Hand Botch?

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
While I doubt that, there's seemingly more positive feedback than the broken mess people expected. Mostly about the multiplayer though.
Honestly I'm wondering if this isn't some weird compensation phenomenon.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
The only Hitmon* that needs to be in Pokken is Hitmontop as an Eddy redskin. The other hitmons are some of the shittiest fighting types and some of the least fun or cool pokemon designs out there.

ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Aug 26, 2015

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

ConanThe3rd posted:

So it's an IGN God Hand Botch?

no, it's still a bad game

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
Are they going to LP Phantom Pain?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
gently caress SBF sold me Until Dawn. They had such a different playthrough than the one I saw so far that it feels like this game is legit living up to the whole 'no you do choose what happens' thing.

maybeflan
May 15, 2014

theCalamity posted:

Are they going to LP Phantom Pain?

For sure.

Silentman0 posted:

https://twitter.com/AngriestPat/status/635198672150659072

I think that this is the first time that they're going to play a game I'm really excited for, and still desperately want them to take their sweet time to release it.

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

Great. Their play through of Ground Zeroes got me to go out and buy it. And now I'm anticipating MGS 5. Can't wait to play it and to see them fail.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm hoping one of the first things they do in the open world is just barrel into an enemy base and have to blast their way out. Rampage Snake.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I can't wait to see how many people Matt gets killed.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Tatum Girlparts posted:

gently caress SBF sold me Until Dawn. They had such a different playthrough than the one I saw so far that it feels like this game is legit living up to the whole 'no you do choose what happens' thing.

Wait, really? That can end without both girls dying?

I haven't played the game, how different can that intro get?

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

ConanThe3rd posted:

So it's an IGN God Hand Botch?

Or maybe it's just bad

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Oh my god do you think the analyst sections only serve to learn what you prefer in order to take it away from you later? Cause Stormare was sinister as poo poo in that section.

Sad Mammal
Feb 5, 2008

You see me laughin
[quote="Veotax" post="449464166"]
Wait, really? That can end without both girls dying?

I haven't played the game, how different can that intro get?
[quote]

From what I've read Every main character can live or die

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Veotax posted:

Wait, really? That can end without both girls dying?

I haven't played the game, how different can that intro get?

Allegedly every single death can be prevented, I don't know how obtuse some of them are but according to some reviewers you can get an ending with literally everyone alive (I imagine for stuff like glasses girl it's through some dumb horror movie cliche, but still, points on the board).

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
The guys were saying title screen girl looked like Buffy but that's Hayden Panetierre's face modelled to a T. I don't think she's done much recently but I remember her from a lot of movies back in the early 2000s. Actually it's kinda unnerving cause her face doesn't seem to have changed for over 10 years.

Anyway this game looks way more interesting than all the dumb previews and trailers made it out to be. Especially the E3 footage and such. Jeez.

HGH fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Aug 27, 2015

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI
Think I have to buy this game and play it for myself

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea my favorite byline for this game's reviews was 'the scariest thing about Until Dawn is Sony left it to die' or something to that effect. Terrible marketing, development hell...and it's seemingly the game David Cage has been trying and lying about for years!

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

What's with the tinny audio in Until Dawn? All of the voices sound like they're coming out of the mic on the ps4 controller

From the game, not Matt and Pat.

lets hang out fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Aug 27, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

HGH posted:

The guys were saying title screen girl looked like Buffy but that's Hayden Panetierre's face modelled to a T. I don't think she's done much recently but I remember her from a lot of movies back in the early 2000s. Actually it's kinda unnerving cause her face doesn't seem to have changed for over 10 years.

ah yes this 26 year old who was most definitely going through puberty in the early aughts went through no physical changes since then. or perhaps your sense of time is terrible and you actually saw some of her dumb movies a few years back

mandolore
Jul 16, 2013

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

They already said they are :v:

I didn't read this until I came on today after the released the first part of the LP. Needless to say, I love the idea of playing the stereotypical roles they think the characters would do. This LP will be amazing for sure

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

ah yes this 26 year old who was most definitely going through puberty in the early aughts went through no physical changes since then. or perhaps your sense of time is terrible and you actually saw some of her dumb movies a few years back

she looks pretty much the same she did in remember the titans

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Rhonne posted:

I can't wait to see how many people Matt gets killed.

Spoilers


We played two hours, and zero so far. Well, not counting the first 10 mins which can't be avoided.


I'm good at video games.

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
According to a lot of people, the game's a slow build-up and when it starts running, it runs FAST.

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