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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Minarchist posted:



I love cheesesteaks but god they're hard to look at sometimes :smith:

Oh, God. I'm glad you told me what that was because I honestly thought of this:

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

ErIog posted:

This looks like biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs maybe. That could be good. If it's not that then I don't know what it is.

That's what it is. My dad makes it like that except he puts the eggs directly into the gravy and adds a poo poo load of Mrs. Dash. He taught himself to cook as a single dad in his 30's so he gets a pass.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois


I've done this, but I at least melted the cheese :smithicide:

edit: Literal food porn check the DVD in the back



Good Anti-Food Porn blog

Minarchist has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Aug 26, 2015

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Minarchist posted:

edit: check the DVD in the back

I can't tell what it is.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Minarchist posted:



I love cheesesteaks but god they're hard to look at sometimes :smith:

This looks like an open wound on a corpse.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

RareAcumen posted:

I can't tell what it is.

It's refrigerated smut :blush:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


From Dimly Lit Meals for One:







A Good Blog

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

cash crab posted:


A Good Blog

No. It's ruined by the painfully unfunny writing that goes with the pictures.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


DekeThornton posted:

No. It's ruined by the painfully unfunny writing that goes with the pictures.

Lucky for me I can't read

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Moldy strawberries, half-raw meatstack, dookies on gruel, and diarrhea.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Minarchist posted:



I love cheesesteaks but god they're hard to look at sometimes :smith:

My first thought was the shock image on giant cheese taco

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Crust First posted:

You're totally right, pizza is great, but... I hate Chinese food.

Now, I'll temper this and say I don't hate all the ingredients used in Chinese food, but I am a huge baby and can't handle more than like 2 or 3 flavors at once and Chinese food has a lot of flavors. My tastebuds are broken, but I've come to terms with that.

See, now this is one that kind of shocks me.

I've had all sorts of Chinese, authentic and American and I kind of like them all. Fish eyeballs is a weird one, but good.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


To make up for your dislike of pizza I am going to eat a whole pizza to myself tonight. Wish me luck, gentlemen

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

Oh hey I used to eat that when I ate meat.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Polegrinder posted:

Oh hey I used to eat that when I ate meat.



if this is what you think meat is I can see why you stopped.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

cash crab posted:

To make up for your dislike of pizza I am going to eat a whole pizza to myself tonight. Wish me luck, gentlemen

Do it. If I can't enjoy it, at least someone will.


:negative:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Polegrinder posted:

Oh hey I used to eat that when I ate meat.



The "foam" around the rim is pretty disconcerting.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"


From the White Trash thread.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Neo_Crimson posted:



From the White Trash thread.

This is white trash on so many levels.
-American Cheese.
-Bacon Bits.
-Paper plate.
-Paper plate holder.

All on what I'm sure is one of those collapsible tv-trays.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Neo_Crimson posted:



From the White Trash thread.

Would (butter the outside, put it on the griddle, and make a grilled cheese).

My poor white trash childhood nostalgic foods have too much of a grip on me.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Neo_Crimson posted:



From the White Trash thread.

Browsing on my phone, but is the plastic still on that "cheese"?

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

tribbledirigible posted:

Browsing on my phone, but is the plastic still on that "cheese"?

Pasteurized Cheese-product.*

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Baldbeard posted:

Pasteurized Cheese-product.*

So you're saying there's no difference even if it was still in plastic. Gotcha.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

tribbledirigible posted:

So you're saying there's no difference even if it was still in plastic. Gotcha.

the only real difference is that at least plastic is halal.

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Moldy strawberries, half-raw meatstack, dookies on gruel, and diarrhea.

You know I thought those were burger patties too but now I'm pretty sure they're actually horrible looking pancakes with strawberry syrup

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

half-raw meatstack

I think this might actually be some kind of homemade pancake/muffin-top stack thing with strawberry sauce over top. In which case, it probably tastes much better than it looks.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Moacher posted:

I think this might actually be some kind of homemade pancake/muffin-top stack thing with strawberry sauce over top. In which case, it probably tastes much better than it looks.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

PCOS Bill posted:

Overly sweet ketchup is a valid complaint.

As is Ketchup with too much vinegar in it

Minarchist posted:



I love cheesesteaks but god they're hard to look at sometimes :smith:

Man it sucks that around here(Inland Empire, California) the only place where I've found a decent Cheesesteak is at Jersey Mike's and compared to what you can get at a proper cheesesteak place it's only so-so

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I could daytrip to Philly from here.




If I were stupid.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Neo_Crimson posted:

White Trash thread.

Link please

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
"traditional" phillies are cheez whizzy garbage and the best way to make that sandwich is to discard as many of its signifiers (viz. cheez whiz, oily vegetables and lovely meat) until you are left with a better sandwich such as a chicago italian beef sandwich, a lomo sandwich, or a steak sandwich with blue cheese.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tree Goat posted:

"traditional" phillies are cheez whizzy garbage and the best way to make that sandwich is to discard as many of its signifiers (viz. cheez whiz, oily vegetables and lovely meat) until you are left with a better sandwich such as a chicago italian beef sandwich, a lomo sandwich, or a steak sandwich with blue cheese.

you bougie fuckwit

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
chickencheese

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Alaois posted:

you bougie fuckwit

Ah yes the artisan Italian hot beef

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Tree Goat posted:

"traditional" phillies are cheez whizzy garbage and the best way to make that sandwich is to discard as many of its signifiers (viz. cheez whiz, oily vegetables and lovely meat) until you are left with a better sandwich such as a chicago italian beef sandwich, a lomo sandwich, or a steak sandwich with blue cheese.

just say you dont like them, its ok

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Haverchuck posted:

just say you dont like them, its ok

i do like them, i just seem to like exactly the ones philly people think are inauthentic and hate the ones that they recommend, so i think the problem must either be with me or the sandwich itself. and obviously all of my opinions are correct, so

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

You forgot 'why is it grey' also if it only had some cheese on top I'd say we had our first winner.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Tree Goat posted:

i do like them, i just seem to like exactly the ones philly people think are inauthentic and hate the ones that they recommend, so i think the problem must either be with me or the sandwich itself. and obviously all of my opinions are correct, so

So you don't like the sandwich.

Also anti-food porn: Jersey style cheese steaks. I can't get a decent drippy saucy cheese steak around here because people think it's acceptable to throw a single slice of provolone onto a pile of hot beef, as though it were an accident and the chef was too lazy to bother fixing it.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
There's a cafe by me that does a "Philly Cheese Steak-less" made with seitan. It's actually kinda good, but it probably belongs itt.

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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Tree Goat posted:

"traditional" phillies are cheez whizzy garbage and the best way to make that sandwich is to discard as many of its signifiers (viz. cheez whiz, oily vegetables and lovely meat) until you are left with a better sandwich such as a chicago italian beef sandwich, a lomo sandwich, or a steak sandwich with blue cheese.

LOL if you think Italian beef isn't made with oily vegetables and lovely meat.

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