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contrapants posted:sandwich NO GOD drat IT DO NOT BRING THIS UP BAD PANTS.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:01
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contrapants is a sandwich. 
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Manuel Calavera posted:contrapants is a sandwich. But does he have beans in him?
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therattle posted:But does he have beans in him? Oh, he's full of beans all right
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As someone who has never worked in a restaurant, or eaten at Michelin Stared restaurant, I found this article fascinating: Dinner and Deception: Serving elaborate meals to the super-rich left me feeling empty
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Squashy Nipples posted:As someone who has never worked in a restaurant, or eaten at Michelin Stared restaurant, I found this article fascinating: Yeah, me too. I think this recent article by Rene Redzepi also makes a nice companion piece.
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Aug 26, 2015 15:16
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CzarChasm posted:Oh, he's full of beans all right  
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Aug 26, 2015 16:26
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Talked to daycare teacher. This poo poo is something that's making the rounds. I asked her how long it took her to get a sense of taste back. She said two weeks. 
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Damnit, the vegetarian girlfriend is already completely grossed out by ground beef, I don't need her hearing this poo poo. http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/food/how-safe-is-your-ground-beef quote:All 458 pounds of beef we examined contained bacteria that signified fecal contamination (enterococcus and/or nontoxin-producing E. coli), which can cause blood or urinary tract infections. Almost 20 percent contained C. perfringens, a bacteria that causes almost 1 million cases of food poisoning annually. Ten percent of the samples had a strain of S. aureus bacteria that can produce a toxin that can make you sick. That toxin can’t be destroyed—even with proper cooking.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Damnit, the vegetarian girlfriend is already completely grossed out by ground beef, I don't need her hearing this poo poo. I thought this was all dealt with in Fast Food Nation, but I didn't know about that particularly nasty indestructible one. Not that I'm surprised.
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That's not surprising in the slightest? Cutting up a cow is messy at a butcher, let alone at a plant and when you grind the beef the surface microbes is spread throughout. You'll find bacteria that *can* cause illness in almost everything you at, vegetarian included.
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Oh I know that veggies cause more food poisoning then meat. I was just surprised by the 100% contamination, and the indestructible one.
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Also, animals like to poo poo on vegetables. And sometimes so do the guys picking them. edit: This should get cilantro chat started: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fda-ban-mexico-cilantro-contaminated_55b6d57ee4b0a13f9d1a0297
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Aug 27, 2015 16:16
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Always thought cilantro tasted like poo poo
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Aug 27, 2015 16:38
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What's up with cilantro right now? It's $1.50 a bunch up from like ten cents a bunch.
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Chemmy posted:What's up with cilantro right now? It's $1.50 a bunch up from like ten cents a bunch. Cilantro is never ever cheaper than $1.50 here, and sometimes goes all the way up to $3/bunch
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It's normally like ten cents a bunch at the mexican grocery here in California.
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Chemmy posted:It's normally like ten cents a bunch at the mexican grocery here in California. Do you pay extra for the poo poo, or is that why it's so cheap?
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Cilantro is never ever cheaper than $1.50 here, and sometimes goes all the way up to $3/bunch Massive crop embargo due to food safety issues. Cryptosporidium IIRC.
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therattle posted:Do you pay extra for the poo poo, or is that why it's so cheap? I'm still alive, who cares?
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Y'all are real cooks in this thread, so I have a weird question. I'm working on a script where someone ruins a kid's birthday party by bringing in some sort of foody, avant garde or modernist cake that all the kids hate. I'm doing some research and I figured I'd cobble together something like a chipotle chocolate mixture or something modernist with like, individual servings of an absurd flavor combination enhanced with foam. Any off the cuff suggestions as to what you think a cultured person would enjoy that kids would hate?
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bartlebee posted:Y'all are real cooks in this thread, so I have a weird question. I'm working on a script where someone ruins a kid's birthday party by bringing in some sort of foody, avant garde or modernist cake that all the kids hate. I'm doing some research and I figured I'd cobble together something like a chipotle chocolate mixture or something modernist with like, individual servings of an absurd flavor combination enhanced with foam. Any off the cuff suggestions as to what you think a cultured person would enjoy that kids would hate? If you were going to abbreviate the word "avocado" in your script, how would you do it?
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A layer of spiced foie Gras mousse in lieu of the internal frosting layer? Also read the tea party chapter from gravity ' rainbow
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Aug 27, 2015 18:23
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Every time I've been food poisoned it's been through fruit, vegetables and greens.
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Force de Fappe posted:Every time I've been food poisoned it's been through fruit, vegetables and greens. You shouldn't eat those anymore. I'm currently learning from GBS that those are bad for you.
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bartlebee posted:Y'all are real cooks in this thread, so I have a weird question. I'm working on a script where someone ruins a kid's birthday party by bringing in some sort of foody, avant garde or modernist cake that all the kids hate. I'm doing some research and I figured I'd cobble together something like a chipotle chocolate mixture or something modernist with like, individual servings of an absurd flavor combination enhanced with foam. Any off the cuff suggestions as to what you think a cultured person would enjoy that kids would hate? A bittersweet chocolate cake with lavender and hibiscus frosting, agave-sweetened carob "sauce" drizzled over each piece to sweeten it.
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That sounds suspiciously vegan.
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The Midniter posted:A bittersweet chocolate cake with lavender and hibiscus frosting, agave-sweetened carob "sauce" drizzled over each piece to sweeten it. Beautiful. A blood-orange cake with basil icing and candied grapefruit zest.
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"Cake"
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Aug 27, 2015 19:19
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Pigs blood cake with a crab apple frosting, dehydrated olive oil 'sugar' and a deconstructed buttercream jelly. With a mint choc chip ice cream sorbet.
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The cake is a basketball sized spherified chocolate liquid. Someone cuts into it and it spills brown liquid all over everything.
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Reverse spherified cake batter globules that are microwaved and then served torn with creme anglaise foam and pickled fruit soil
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Vacuum formed dark chocolate shells in anatomically correct balloon animal shapes injected with brightly flavored and colored whipped filling, set on a plate made of flourless chocolate cake. Topped with toffee crunchies.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:"Cake" A deconstructed cake with toasted flavoured almond flour, whipped vanilla butter sugar and a vanilla mousse. Also, you people are assholes! Creative, inventive assholes: those poor children...
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A hipster food nerd making a cake with bitter 90% or 100% cacao chocolate and thinking kids would like it because they like it seems the most plausible, something I could imagine happening in the real world.Cavenagh posted:Pigs blood cake If you don't tell people that there's pig blood in your chocolate cake, they probably won't know the difference 
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Holy poo poo, that got knocked out of the park quickly. Thanks a bunch. Chemmy posted:The cake is a basketball sized spherified chocolate liquid. Someone cuts into it and it spills brown liquid all over everything. This one made me laugh way, way too hard.
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Paleo, sugarfree chia seed and black bean raw carob chocolate cake with vegan syrup.
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I cannot taste. I cannot smell. I wanna murder me a man.
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Force de Fappe posted:I cannot taste. Last time I lost my senses of taste and smell it was almost 6 months before I got them back. Good luck my friend.
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