TRUMP: like a supermodel except like times 10

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Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 10:14

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NOTinuyasha: Oct 17, 2006; The Great Twist

One suggestion, no newline between the [img] tags. The table will keep them stacked and avoid the little gap between images.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 15:47

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Omi-Polari posted:

If Trump becomes president he should be on the money. Like all of it.

$1 can be baby Trump. $5 can be boy Trump. $10 can be military academy Trump. $20 can be adult Trump. $50 can be forty-something Trump and $100 can be President Trump.

They'll be gold colored and we'll call them "Trumps" instead of dollars. Like you'd say "that'd be twenty Trumps" when someone wants to buy something in the convenience store where you work because that is your life now.

Where do Trump Rumps fit into all of this?

# ? Aug 27, 2015 15:55

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

NOTinuyasha posted:

One suggestion, no newline between the [img] tags. The table will keep them stacked and avoid the little gap between images.

Whose has gaps??

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:00

NOTinuyasha: Oct 17, 2006; The Great Twist

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:02

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

On my laptop browser in chrome it has no gaps..same on my phone browser in chrome and safari..wtf

the worst thing is has issued a correction as of 16:06 on Aug 27, 2015

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:04

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

it has no gaps for me, it's just one yooge tower

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:10

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Xenophon posted:

it has no gaps for me, it's just one yooge tower

Sweet

Cant accomodate every kooky browser everywhere..the urls dont have lines between them

the worst thing is has issued a correction as of 16:16 on Aug 27, 2015

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Sorry Opera users, Trump doesn't care about your French browser. Get a classy browser, losers!

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:21

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

i recently learned that the president can change what the flag looks like whenever

looking forward to the trump flag

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:29

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Sir Tonk posted:

Sorry Opera users, Trump doesn't care about your French browser. Get a classy browser, losers!

I was real worried for a bit

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:34

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Tautologicus posted:

a tower of posting opulence.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:58

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

the more I see trump tower the more i realizr this is the man america needs

# ? Aug 27, 2015 17:53

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Imagine if it replaced the White House.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:01

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Pumroy posted:

the more I see trump tower the more i realizr this is the man america needs

That's right

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:15

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Sir Tonk posted:

Imagine if it replaced the White House.

Could Trump do that if he wants

"I see the nation's capital as New York and since everyone in Washington hates me anyway, come visit the new Gold House!"

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:31

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

EugeneJ posted:

Could Trump do that if he wants

"I see the nation's capital as New York and since everyone in Washington hates me anyway, come visit the new Gold House!"

He's not going to have to. He's building a hotel across from the White House. He will work at the White House and go home to the presidential suite every night.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:33

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

EugeneJ posted:

Could Trump do that if he wants

"I see the nation's capital as New York and since everyone in Washington hates me anyway, come visit the new Gold House!"

He wouldn't be wrong, it should be the capital.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:35

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

The Human Crouton posted:

He's not going to have to. He's building a hotel across from the White House. He will work at the White House and go home to the presidential suite every night.

Walking across the street is for plebs. The Donald takes the elevator.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:36

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Trump would move Congress into the UN building and tell those other losers to get out.

Oh God I could really see that happening.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:08

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

skaboomizzy posted:

Trump would move Congress into the UN building and tell those other losers to get out.

Oh God I could really see that happening.

All translators only translate into English from now on.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:11

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

The Human Crouton posted:

All translators only translate into English from now on.

They translate from English as well. gently caress your other languages :smuggo:

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:16

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

quote:

Some of S�nchez's listeners have come to simply refer to Trump as "Hitler" for calling undocumented immigrants "rapists" and "drug dealers," the Times reports.

"The Hitler one I've never heard of until this morning when I work up," Trump said Thursday in the early primary voting state. "I'm not a fan of Hitler."

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:32

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The Human Crouton posted:

Wow, he's dropping the ball even further on that David Duke endorsement.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:53

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

The Human Crouton posted:

It's always a good sign when politicians feel the need to distance themselves from Hitler.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:55

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

I just love how casual he is. Hitler? Not a fan.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:58

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

"Hitler did a lot of good things for Germany and the people. But honestly, he's killing Jews."

# ? Aug 27, 2015 21:00

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Internet Webguy posted:

"Hitler did a lot of good things for Germany and the people. But honestly, he's killing Yoos."

# ? Aug 27, 2015 21:10

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

The city and state of New York would raise hell if the feds tried to grab a mile square of some of the most expensive real estate in the country. Also, Maryland would have to annex Washington, and nobody wants that shithole of a city.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 22:54

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

BgRdMchne posted:

The city and state of New York would raise hell if the feds tried to grab a mile square of some of the most expensive real estate in the country. Also, Maryland would have to annex Washington, and nobody wants that shithole of a city.

No need to, just put all the civil service buildings in NJ and just have the tops of the three branches in the city.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 00:20

Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

Xenophon posted:

I just love how casual he is. Hitler? Not a fan.

Apparently his opponents have no defense to Trump other then "Literally Hitler".
Game, set, match, the fat lady has sung, all over but the crying, thanks for playing, gg.

Well maybe someone can beat him in 2020.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 00:27

RedQueen: Apr 21, 2007; It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:06

Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

RedQueen posted:

is that a picture of heaven?

# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:37

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

I know I'm inspired.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:50

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Am I really the first person to bring this up in this thread?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/27/politics/donald-trump-hair-toupee/index.html

Trump hair confirmed.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:51

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Xenophon posted:

I just love how casual he is. Hitler? Not a fan.

All part of The Donald's magic.

Mulva posted:

No need to, just put all the civil service buildings in NJ and just have the tops of the three branches in the city.

That... that might work.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:02

crazy eights: Aug 23, 2015; by Lowtax

lol trump is on loving fire right now baby.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:06

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Although I still don't think Trump is particularly racist by Republican standards, his supporters are starting to freak me out quite a bit.

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

AfroLine posted:

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