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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

McPantserton posted:

Financially, probably no! But in terms of getting all this headache out of my life, definitely yes. I'll take it.

Car is extra dead now though, whoever stole it killed the battery and now I also have to contest a parking ticket. :woop:

Here is a cosplay photo of a comparable quality to the state of my car:

https://youtu.be/8Ie8MJBRqLs?t=32s

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo, this might be the most comic looking Black Widow I have ever seen.



I'm not complaining, she's awesome and that is a hell of a costume.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Holy poo poo, this might be the most comic looking Black Widow I have ever seen.



I'm not complaining, she's awesome and that is a hell of a costume.

Except for that broken zipper it's perfect!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Except for that broken zipper it's perfect!

Tenacious fucker.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
Okay FAI, we get it, you hate the Dutch :v:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Only German expressionism. Here, have an experiment:

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh wow.



Doing god's work buddy

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

How the hell does anyone even remember that show?


This is kind of unsettling.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Internet Kraken posted:

How the hell does anyone even remember that show?

Oh wow, I actually didn't get what that was. You're right, that's obscure as hell.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Polaron posted:

Okay FAI, we get it, you hate the Dutch :v:

Only the angles, I hope.

But yeah, doing God's work.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
And I thought Nigri had a huge set of bolt ons.....


And how she should look

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Internet Kraken posted:

How the hell does anyone even remember that show?

They look young enough to have been kids when that show came out (11 years ago).

loving Hell, I'm getting old. :negative:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

McPantserton posted:

...possibly a RFID setup so it only lights up when I am holding it.

Mister Sinewave posted:

That's a neat idea. If you can wring the blade lighting, the "only lights while holding it" part will be no problem to add. There are cheaper options than RFID too.

Yeah, K.I.S.S., just stick a pair of contacts on it and a metal strip on your gloves/gauntlets. Tah-dah, circuit is only completed when you're grasping it. You can even make the contacts two rings of wire around the grip so the angle you grasp it at doesn't matter.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
I'm always terrified that cosplayers feet end up looking like Sarah Jessica Parker's feet post Sex in the City. :ohdear:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Boat posted:

Yeah, K.I.S.S., just stick a pair of contacts on it and a metal strip on your gloves/gauntlets. Tah-dah, circuit is only completed when you're grasping it. You can even make the contacts two rings of wire around the grip so the angle you grasp it at doesn't matter.

If you do it this way, please put the battery on your gloves. :v:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




VendaGoat posted:

And I thought Nigri had a huge set of bolt ons.....


And how she should look


Seems a bit rude to slam her for having larger breasts than the other Chun-Li cosplayer but ok. Only problem with it I can see is she should bigger spike bangles. :shrug:

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?

Vanderdeath posted:

They look young enough to have been kids when that show came out (11 years ago).

loving Hell, I'm getting old. :negative:

They look familiar as heck but I'm drawing a blank, what show?

Apathetic Artist
Dec 23, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

Seems a bit rude to slam her for having larger breasts than the other Chun-Li cosplayer but ok. Only problem with it I can see is she should bigger spike bangles. :shrug:

I don't think she's being slammed for their size, but because she's altered Chun-Li's costume to have an absurdly low neckline. It was a poor choice and the second costume is more true to the character.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Irsh posted:

she's altered Chun-Li's costume to have an absurdly low neckline. It was a poor choice and the second costume is more true to the character.

Big fuckin deal.

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Halman posted:

They look familiar as heck but I'm drawing a blank, what show?

Danny Phantom

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Irsh posted:

I don't think she's being slammed for their size, but because she's altered Chun-Li's costume to have an absurdly low neckline. It was a poor choice and the second costume is more true to the character.

Oh, okay fair enough. If she'd kept it closed it would've been closer to the genuine article, I agree.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Kramjacks posted:

Big fuckin deal.

Breasts in cosplay are responded to with either creepy overenthusiasm or shaming the woman for daring to show them. There apparently isn't a middle ground where it's just a woman wearing a costume.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
When did this


become this

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


fosborb posted:

When did this


become this


Changed to tastefully hidden erections?

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Is that Chris Pine cosplaying as robin? Are the trees the hint?

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Anyone got that pic of the guy that played Sterling Archer, and everyone just told him he should've done Cyril? I think he was next to a Carol who was basically perfect.

Edit: Ope, found it.

Captain Lavender has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Aug 30, 2015

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

fosborb posted:

When did this


become this


The first one is far worse. He's altered Robin's costume to have an absurdly large dick. It was a poor choice and the second costume is more true to the character.

codespace
May 3, 2011


Boner Robin is actually something like 4'11", and out of costume he looks a lot like Billy Quizboy.



He works for a convention in Florida called Anime Festival Orlando, and is a surprisingly nice guy. He gets a LOT of poo poo for the boner Robin photo, even had his car vandalized during the convention about 5 years ago.

I think he runs a cosplay porn site now.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




fosborb posted:

When did this


become this


He lifted and stacked all those logs and hurt himself doing it. It seems like a natural transformation to me. :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I love what I have caused.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

codespace posted:

I think he runs a cosplay porn site now.

Well that explains the naked Raven cosplay pics.
Not posting that!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Say Nothing posted:

Well that explains the naked Raven cosplay pics.
Not posting that!



Oh hi Fire Emblem: Awakening feet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RareAcumen posted:

Oh hi Fire Emblem: Awakening feet.

Better than liefeld feet

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Forget about the feet. What's going on with that mini-wolverine? :stonk:

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breaks
May 12, 2001

The whole thing is liefeld.jpg, just when you think you've seen the last anatomical atrocity another fuckin waldo leaps out at you.

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