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kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
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Yesterday we went to a Lawson's (convenience store chain throughout Japan) and I saw a "caramel popcorn cafe latte". I don't drink coffee; if I did, I'd have bought one and written up a trip report, but thankfully someone else did. I'll let the awkward translation and pictures speak for themselves.

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"Caramel popcorn & Maple caramel powder" came separately from ice caffe latte when we purchased at once in Lawson. We put this in the ice caffe latte by oneself and seem to cook caramel popcorn latte.

Much powder is more characteristic than popcorn when we put popcorn into ice caffe latte. When we drink after mixing well��. It is caramel popcorn latte um. Just!　It is impression that becomes gradually strong although it is lightly sweetened generally.

Because quality and cospa of ice caffe latte pass God, it cannot be said unconditionally whether it is cheap whether +50 yen is high, but there should be many people who feel if cheap if we think that we can drink cafe-style caramel latte for 200 yen. Interested person wants you to check by all means.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 14:04

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:08

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Roro posted:

"I make 14 bucks an hour! Time to spend an hour worth of my labor on some good, ol' fashioned self-loathing."

But seriously, I haven't met a tacquito I haven't liked. Would, so hard.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 14:59

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Roro posted:

I can't stop laughing at this one. HAPPY BURRITOS

# ? Aug 30, 2015 16:35

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

cash crab posted:

I can't stop laughing at this one. HAPPY BURRITOS

That one is actually one I found in the wilds of my Facebook feed. No word from my friend on how it tasted. Or if they're still alive :ohdear:

# ? Aug 30, 2015 17:32

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

The kraft dinner oreos wouldn't be too hard to make: scrape the filling from some oreos, mix in cheese powder, replace

Please do this someone

# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:50

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

I'm sure they were fine, but what an awful picture.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:52

Hakkesshu: Nov 4, 2009

Would. That's just nachos with cheese, beef and jalapenos, you can't really mess that up, just people are bad at taking pictures.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:53

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hakkesshu posted:

Would. That's just nachos with cheese, beef and jalapenos, you can't really mess that up, just people are bad at taking pictures.

Olives.

gently caress olives on things.

Olives by themselves I'm cool with.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:57

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Planet Piss posted:

The kraft dinner oreos wouldn't be too hard to make: scrape the filling from some oreos, mix in cheese powder, replace

Please do this someone

It's even easier if you pick up a box of these, which are essentially creme-less Oreos:

Throw in a can of Cheez Wiz and you, my friend, are good to go.

:ohdear:

# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:23

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

Hirayuki posted:

It's even easier if you pick up a box of these, which are essentially creme-less Oreos:

Throw in a can of Cheez Wiz and you, my friend, are good to go.

Cheez Whiz isn't resinous like oreo creme, though.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:58

LeastActionHero: Oct 23, 2008

I dunno how you think shortening+sugar is like resin, but if you want to match the texture you can probably just mix in a bunch of sugar until you have an appropriately thick cheez paste.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:22

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Or just add cheese powder to oreos, you don't have to make recreating a photoshopped weird cookie more complicated than it needs to be

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:28

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

I can't stop laughing at this one. HAPPY BURRITOS

I'm confused, what about those cookie/biscuit looking things says burritos to you

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:36

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

Planet Piss posted:

Or just add cheese powder to oreos, you don't have to make recreating a photoshopped weird cookie more complicated than it needs to be

Looks bad Todd. Looks real bad.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:39

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm confused, what about those cookie/biscuit looking things says burritos to you

Potato smiles on a tortilla covered in beans. The lack of meat may disqualify them to be called burritos but it fits this thread.

Also, you're replying to cash crab.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:42

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm confused, what about those cookie/biscuit looking things says burritos to you

Looks like a flour tortilla, smileyface potato croquette things, and canned beans in tomato sauce. The saddest burrito.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:42

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm confused, what about those cookie/biscuit looking things says burritos to you

They're potato smiley faces! And they're in burritos.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:42

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Planet Piss posted:

Or just add cheese powder to oreos, you don't have to make recreating a photoshopped weird cookie more complicated than it needs to be

What, uh... What is this? Do you know?

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:43

Karasu Tengu: Feb 16, 2011; Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Garlic bread, alfredo on spaghetti, "meat?" under cheese, and something sweet with pecans on top.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:45

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Planet Piss posted:

Or just add cheese powder to oreos, you don't have to make recreating a photoshopped weird cookie more complicated than it needs to be

This thing gave me a horrible headache. Some Cthulhu food right there.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:46

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Dabir posted:

They're potato smiley faces! And they're in burritos.

I legit didn't see the tortillas in that picture and thought she was just confused as to what a burrito was

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:48

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Planet Piss posted:

Or just add cheese powder to oreos, you don't have to make recreating a photoshopped weird cookie more complicated than it needs to be

How...how did one slice of cheese get so melted and the other not? Is there a patty under the other one? So many questions...

# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:49

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Kakairo posted:

How...how did one slice of cheese get so melted and the other not? Is there a patty under the other one? So many questions...

That's how you know it was microwaved

Probably all at the same time

)

# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:05

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Glancing through my tumblr feed, I came across the Todd picture. I gave a little smile and a nod, and carried on my way.
Anti-food porn is universal in its disgust.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 00:52

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I just want to say I read this post while stoned and it is absolutely killing me.

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e2: wow this shipping is high

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cash crab posted:

What, uh... What is this? Do you know?

TO THE BINGO CARD!

I think the bingo card needs "Overloaded plate" or something like that. The extreme end opposite of overly elaborate presentation.

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# ? Aug 31, 2015 01:07

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# ? Aug 31, 2015 02:25

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Mexican Deathgasm posted:

I'm sure they were fine, but what an awful picture.

"It says sliced olives... I don't know if it means black or green olives though. OH WELL *flips coin*"

# ? Aug 31, 2015 03:01

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rodbeard posted:

Someone needs to see a gynecologist.

I don't get it? You saw a vagina that looked like that??

# ? Aug 31, 2015 03:33

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Guess what "fanny" means in British

# ? Aug 31, 2015 03:34

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Male Tears posted:

https://youtu.be/pg3viTvOzhI?t=3m13s

# ? Aug 31, 2015 03:38

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Male Tears posted:

Oh gently caress no this looks like those feet. You know which feet. I dare not post it.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 03:56

rndmnmbr: Jul 3, 2012

Male Tears posted:

Add some refried beans or elotes, toast that tortilla, and for fucks sake learn how color balance works, and that's a legit plate of carnitas.

Seriously, 90% of everything wrong in this thread is the photographer not knowing a loving thing about basic post-processing. (The other 10%, well, that's why I come to this thread.)

e.

That was 30 seconds worth of work, and now it actually looks edible.

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# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:25

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rndmnmbr posted:

Add some refried beans or elotes, toast that tortilla, and for fucks sake learn how color balance works, and that's a legit plate of carnitas.

Seriously, 90% of everything wrong in this thread is the photographer not knowing a loving thing about basic post-processing. (The other 10%, well, that's why I come to this thread.)

e.

That was 30 seconds worth of work, and now it actually looks edible.

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Post your favorite food disasters you see on TV, social media, or in real life. Just so long as it's something actual people are eating and not just some gross ingredients thrown together just to look or sound awful and then dumped. Nobody wants that. Other than that, anything goes, from good food photographed badly:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:01