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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

She's not sticking her tongue out like a loving idiot so I guess it was accidental?

# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:35

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Godholio posted:

She's not sticking her tongue out like a loving idiot so I guess it was accidental?

MTV cut away like a split second after it happened, so if you don't have DVR or pretty much blinked you would've missed it. Accidental on MTV's part, I dunno about Miley's though, but she's certainly not shy about her body

# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:40

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:16

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Love me a redneck girl wearing Mylar balloons

# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:26

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

gently caress cancer.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:26

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

DownByTheWooter posted:

I am not going to sit here and tell you I wouldn't

If I'm gonna imagine loving a trashy, mediocre pop star, I'm angling for at least Kesha.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:36

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dead Reckoning posted:

If I'm gonna imagine loving a trashy, mediocre pop star, I'm angling for at least Kesha.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 06:09

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Didn't miley already do some busted rear end nude spread in paper magazine?

# ? Aug 31, 2015 06:17

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

oh so this is why i saw a whole bunch of fb posts about how awful the MTV awards were
who loving cares, it's just a tit
everyone in the world has seen a tit

except maybe cole

# ? Aug 31, 2015 06:40

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

El Maligno has a seen a tit, technically speaking. :aatrek:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 06:58

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

El Maligno has a seen a tit, technically speaking.

so have you... every morning in the mirror!!!!!

# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:35

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Holy poo poo this week's Rick and Morty.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:35

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Holy poo poo this week's Rick and Morty.

yeah it was pretty drat funny

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:41

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Narcos on Netflix is pretty good! I just watched 8 hours straight. If I didn't have poo poo to do I definitely would've finished it.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Holy poo poo this week's Rick and Morty.

The suicidal scientist, jesus christ.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:47

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

It's 9:47 on the first day of the semester, and holy poo poo, I feel old.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:48

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Pretend I posted that "I FUCKIN BEEN TO WAR, 0830 CLASS IS NOTHING" meme.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:58

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The suicidal scientist, jesus christ.

Rick's ship might be the most capable character int he series.The melting child was dark as poo poo

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:13

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Rick's ship might be the most capable character int he series.The melting child was dark as poo poo

It was super dark but that was the funniest poo poo I've seen since last week's episode.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:19

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Naked Bear posted:

It's 9:47 on the first day of the semester, and holy poo poo, I feel old.

Having a few drinks between classes always eliminates this feeling for me

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Having a few drinks between classes always eliminates this feeling for me

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:32

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It was super dark but that was the funniest poo poo I've seen since last week's episode.

That's why I love the show. They can go super loving dark and be so unrepentant about it

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:35

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:36

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Naked Bear posted:

It's 9:47 on the first day of the semester, and holy poo poo, I feel old.

I feel so old all day every day at school. Maybe I shouldn't rock a bushy, graying beard

Any of you guys join any clubs or fraternal-type organizations (engineering societies, etc. not living in a frat house) when you went to university? I moved to a new city in a part of the country I've never lived in to go to school, and I don't really know anybody. I'm definitely planning on joining a couple of these sports-oriented clubs, because there are some really kickass ones at my school.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 16:57

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Joining clubs is a great way to make friends when you're going back to school. Look out for being the oldest person in the group though -- you start becoming the "dad" of the group :sigh:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:18

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Joining clubs is a great way to make friends when you're going back to school. Look out for being the oldest person in the group though -- you start becoming the "dad" of the group

Joined the kayaking, snowboarding and psychedelic clubs this semester. Time to grow as a person :2bong:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:05

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Joined the kayaking, snowboarding and psychedelic clubs this semester. Time to grow as a person

Going down a ski slope in a kayak while tripping on mushrooms sounds like a pretty bitching way top spend winter break, imo

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:18

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I'm super happy that I'm not the dad in my apartment, at least. The guys upstairs are all foreign grad students my age, and my roommate is at least old enough to drink.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:35

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

DownByTheWooter posted:

I feel so old all day every day at school. Maybe I shouldn't rock a bushy, graying beard

Any of you guys join any clubs or fraternal-type organizations (engineering societies, etc. not living in a frat house) when you went to university? I moved to a new city in a part of the country I've never lived in to go to school, and I don't really know anybody. I'm definitely planning on joining a couple of these sports-oriented clubs, because there are some really kickass ones at my school.

I did archery and scuba clubs on campus here. A friend of mine ended up as the president of the scuba club, which is also somehow one of the better places to find weed.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:37

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Scuba diving owns

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:49

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Godholio posted:

Pretend I posted that "I FUCKIN BEEN TO WAR, 0830 CLASS IS NOTHING" meme.

drat, I cant even find it.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:52

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Friend of mine from high school is in jail for possession of meth. Apparently he saw some really bad stuff in Iraq, was in an IED explosion, PTSD, etc. My dad brought him into the office for a talk once he realized he was in there, he doesn't look real good right now so he didn't recognize him, and thinks he's probably going to end up dead if he doesn't really get some help soon.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:54

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Scuba diving owns

Our club's motto was "the deeper you go, the better it feels", but they didn't feel very good about "get wet, go deep" for whatever reason :v:

# ? Aug 31, 2015 20:04

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

DownByTheWooter posted:

I feel so old all day every day at school. Maybe I shouldn't rock a bushy, graying beard

Any of you guys join any clubs or fraternal-type organizations (engineering societies, etc. not living in a frat house) when you went to university? I moved to a new city in a part of the country I've never lived in to go to school, and I don't really know anybody. I'm definitely planning on joining a couple of these sports-oriented clubs, because there are some really kickass ones at my school.

i was in a frat. it was cool. but goon consensus is frats are bad.

# ? Aug 31, 2015 21:43

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

DownByTheWooter posted:

I feel so old all day every day at school. Maybe I shouldn't rock a bushy, graying beard

Any of you guys join any clubs or fraternal-type organizations (engineering societies, etc. not living in a frat house) when you went to university? I moved to a new city in a part of the country I've never lived in to go to school, and I don't really know anybody. I'm definitely planning on joining a couple of these sports-oriented clubs, because there are some really kickass ones at my school.

Trying to play for the ice hockey club

might do some computer science competitions this year too

# ? Aug 31, 2015 22:01