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Do the Bunny Hop!quote:Easily Gets Hopping Mad
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 09:07 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 15:36 |
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Stoatbringer posted:I'm not sure that "Hey baby, could I mine you professionally?" is a great chat-up line. "Put some clothes on, skanky bitches."
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 09:55 |
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Postal Parcel posted:This has probably been asked/answered before, but would/do MRAs hate gay guys? I mean, they're avoiding the worst part of One of the most recognisable MRA faces is Milo Yiannopoulos, who is pretty much 'relentlessly gay'. Apart from that he is also an actual homosexual.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 12:43 |
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Paladinus posted:One of the most recognisable MRA faces is Milo Yiannopoulos, who is pretty much 'relentlessly gay'. He also hates gays.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 12:54 |
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An unironic 'and it was Albert Einstein'
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 18:20 |
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Spalec posted:
gently caress. YOURSELF.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 18:58 |
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Spalec posted:
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:15 |
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Spalec posted:
When do these guys think Einstein lived? He was an old man when your great grandfather was just 12?
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:20 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: It's simple physics, my dear boy.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:30 |
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kazil posted:When do these guys think Einstein lived? He was an old man when your great grandfather was just 12? OP is a Saint Bernard
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:57 |
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dead in real life posted:shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: It's simple physics, my dear boy. I am a literal physics wizard If I can calculate it, it becomes reality
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:01 |
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kazil posted:When do these guys think Einstein lived? He was an old man when your great grandfather was just 12? It's possible... If OP is a teenager and his family has a multi-generational problem with teen pregnancy.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 20:41 |
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It's the most intelligent person ever meeting the dumbest person ever. Awesome great grandfather you got there: He thinks it's somehow a prank to throw an apple at a pigeon. He fails to sneak up on an old man. He fails to throw an apple without the old man noticing. He is so bad at throwing an apple that the old man has time to pick an apple up himself and throw it.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:21 |
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RabbitWizard posted:Awesome great grandfather you got there: Hey now, it was going to be at the biggest pigeon!!
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 21:32 |
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No you didn't.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:15 |
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RE: Nick Cave chat, it's super sad about his son but that will definitely mean we get an amazing next album content:
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 22:54 |
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buteruc posted:
Why would you dump coffee all over Albert Einstein
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 23:00 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Why would you dump coffee all over Albert Einstein She's actually the marine who dumped coffee over the evil liberal atheist ACLU professor after he said "Prove god doesn't exist"
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 23:15 |
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Why would you dump coffee all over Albert Einstein As my coffee rushed toward him he discharged an equal amount of fluids from his body at an equal velocity.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 23:40 |
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Decrepus posted:As my coffee rushed toward him he discharged an equal amount of fluids from his body at an equal velocity. #sendlattes
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 00:04 |
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Decrepus posted:As my coffee rushed toward him he discharged an equal amount of fluids from his body at an equal velocity. the fluids clapped against my body
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 01:14 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 05:57 |
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BITCHES LEAVE
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 06:31 |
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CF goodness.quote:Husband man and I are dedicated cf. Husband texts me from the plane on a business trip last week 'fml, I just got sat next to screaming children.' I empathized as I recently endured a flight with similar issues and never heard anything more, until today.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 08:00 |
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How come it's cf but b/c? That's what bothers me about that post.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 08:10 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 09:24 |
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I want to believe, but in the deepest reaches of my heart, I know it was written by a racist white college student.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 09:29 |
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All the CF stuff reminds me of that Chapelle skit where he's a blind KKK leader, except instead of being black, they're all giant manchildren.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 09:43 |
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flosofl posted:I want to believe, but in the deepest reaches of my heart, I know it was written by a racist white college student. It's obviously fake, but assuming that someone imitating African-American vernacular in a text message is OMG A RACIST is loving moronic.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 11:47 |
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monny posted:All the CF stuff reminds me of that Chapelle skit where he's a blind KKK leader, except instead of being black, they're all giant manchildren. I guess if it followed the skit, the leader would be a mom with 5 kids but I like to imagine them pulling off the hood to reveal it was a baby the whole time.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 12:39 |
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sweeperbravo posted:"lady fluff" Australia is that nightmare world my friend. You can get homebrand vicks and homebrand vaseline in similar sized containers in identical shades of blue, the only difference being one says "Vaseline" and the other says "Chest Rub" or something. So yeah, if you can't see the label or just aren't paying enough attention, sure, you could absolutely gently caress up your anal sex party. And not in a good way.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 12:47 |
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LITERALLY!
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:18 |
Holden MacRoin posted:BITCHES LEAVE Can you fly, dumbass?
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 13:40 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:gently caress. YOURSELF.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:02 |
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Non Serviam posted:It's obviously fake, but assuming that someone imitating African-American vernacular in a text message is OMG A RACIST is loving moronic. Actually making us black people sound like poorly written background characters from 90s crime shows is racist "What do you think of that periwinkle and turquoise poo poo for a 3 year old"
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 14:58 |
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Zelder posted:Actually making us black people sound like poorly written background characters from 90s crime shows is racist That poo poo gonna be mad tight, dawg. I agree, the person who wrote those fake texts is a low-key well-meaning racist. edit: quote:The flight attendant looks around her full flight and wearily attempts to explain that eating food is not a punishable offense on airlines. Not satisfied, mombie demands to speak to a supervisor. The head flight attendant takes one look at the squalling children and backs away with placating words, only to return with a man grasping a flight voucher and an offer to upgrade my husband to an exit seat. I was going to beef with this because they were reseating him on a flight that was supposedly full, but then I saw the mention of the "man grasping a flight voucher" and I thought oh, that makes sense. But can't you just picture the conversation happening off-camera? "Excuse me folks, there's this self-righteous neckbeard back in cattle class making a scene about sitting next to kids, so I need to switch him to a place where he can't cause trouble, otherwise we're going to have to do an emergency landing in Kansas City. We'll pay you!" walrusman has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Aug 31, 2015 |
# ? Aug 31, 2015 15:43 |
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walrusman posted:I was going to beef with this because they were reseating him on a flight that was supposedly full, but then I saw the mention of the "man grasping a flight voucher" and I thought oh, that makes sense. But can't you just picture the conversation happening off-camera? "Excuse me folks, there's this self-righteous neckbeard back in cattle class making a scene about sitting next to kids, so I need to switch him to a place where he can't cause trouble, otherwise we're going to have to do an emergency landing in Kansas City. We'll pay you!" Yeah, none of it happened, but if it did, that's the most likely explanation. I like how people who encounter cranky toddlers get mad that the stupid, negligent BREEDERS dare bring their kids to such an esteemed dining establishment like Applebee's. Or, you know, transportation infrastructure like airlines. If you wanted to be insulated from the reality that children exist, you should have bought the $1500 business class ticket instead of the $300 coach ticket.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:58 |
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Those cf stories are all so grossly sexist, even if it's a woman writing. All mothers are shrieking harpies who turn into rabid animals if you look at their children wrong. They're not people anymore, they're mothers. *shudder*
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:17 |
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Weirdly enough, people who define themselves around the fact that they deeply deeply hate children are psychotic weirdos. Who knew?
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:23 |
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Zelder posted:Weirdly enough, people who define themselves around the fact that they deeply deeply hate children are psychotic weirdos. Who knew? I'll still take them over the people who define themselves around the fact that they deeply deeply love children. I kid, they're both terrible.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 18:52 |