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Octo1
May 7, 2009
I think Douglas Costa might be Brazilian.

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Eh, poo poo happens. Beating Lazio was more important, I could have lived without the penos though

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
With costa on the wings bayern is completely reinvigorated.

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Lord of Garbagemen posted:

bayern is completely reinvigorated.

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

With costa on the wings bayern is completely reinvigorated.

He is just phenomenal. I'm sure he appreciates playing in a league where his city doesn't become a war zone, the temperature doesn't get down to like -20, the winter break isn't 3 months long, and the defenders don't attempt to murder him with every touch.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Costa is a beast. I couldn't have foreseen how happy I am to have him at Bayern.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Good to know German referees can be poo poo too i guess..

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Jesus christ Braunschweig absolutely crushing right now.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Rip KSC, just Rip.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Also RIP: my toxx now that Dante is gone

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Evading toxx? That's a ban imho.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Dunban posted:

He did, and I enjoyed it

:toxx:

Probate me for one week for each (Bundesliga) goal Bayern concede due to a grievous error by Dante or Alonso

Dunban posted:

a grievous error by Dante or Alonso

Dunban posted:

Dante or Alonso

Hmmm....

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I guess we could call joining Wolfsburg a grievous error

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
So if dante scores against Bayern does that count?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

hopterque posted:

So if dante scores against Bayern does that count?

Sure, why not.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

someone gif that spastic tuchel clap pls

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

´lol insanly offside

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Wonderful rumor of Großkreutz to Gala going around. This is too easy, so I'll pass on making the obvious joke.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


He'll get several types of Kebap to throw around in Istanbul, I imagine.

mr. unhsib
Sep 19, 2003
I hate you all.
Adnan Januzaj to Dortmund:
https://twitter.com/adnanjanuzaj/status/638375601389314048

That came out of nowhere. Apparently just a loan.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

He looks so happy.

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Is he any good? There's no official information on whether the loan includes a buying option, many BVB fans assume there is none and are very very disappointed with the deal.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I wonder if Dortmund have to pay his 800k per week wages

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
It's apparently a loan without buying option, but also without paying his wages. Sooo... it may be alright?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Lolverkusen picked up Chicharito what the hell.


I mean cool I like him but still.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Chicharitowns

Now I hope this one actually gets to play before injuring himself for the rest of the season. :v:

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Aaron Hunt to HSV. Why are you doing this to me!?

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Aaron oval office has been an rear end in a top hat ever since he left Werder, this seems to happen to a lot of players who leave Werder.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Turns out Großkreutz' transfer to Galatasaray is invalid because they forgot to sign some papers or something

Apparently he can still train with them, but he's not allowed to play till the January transfer window opens.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Dunban posted:

Turns out Großkreutz' transfer to Galatasaray is invalid because they forgot to sign some papers or something

Apparently he can still train with them, but he's not allowed to play till the January transfer window opens.

Is this for real.


the Großkurse strikes again.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

hopterque posted:

Großkurse

:mediocre:

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Yeah, obviously, it's Großkreutz

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Speaking of curses, Reus and Bürki are injured, missing their international games. Nothing too serious, afaik, still hilarious. Why does Reus even bother with that team anymore, we are World Champions, nobody cares.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9977311/bayern-munich-reveal-plans-to-help-refugees-in-germany

This is good imo

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

sicDaniel posted:

Speaking of curses, Reus and Bürki are injured, missing their international games. Nothing too serious, afaik, still hilarious. Why does Reus even bother with that team anymore, we are World Champions, nobody cares.

He isn't, though


quote:

"At the next home game on September 12 against FC Augsburg, our players will enter with a German child and a refugee child's hand in the Allianz Arena,

Bit gruesome, this

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol it's the congo all over again

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
HSV-profi Artjom Rudnevs almost got his tongue bitten off by his wife.

http://www.mopo.de/hsv/nach-attacke-der-ehefrau-hsv-profi-artjoms-rudnevs-mit-zungenbiss-ins-krankenhaus,5067038,31706862.html

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Pand posted:

lol it's the congo all over again

Lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

I expected some kinky thing gone wrong, but that story... :wtc:

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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
How does that even happen.


She tried to bite his tongue off, in public.

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