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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Fabricated posted:

there was all this shady marketing poo poo with Mordor which was sad because it turned out to be a really, really good game.

its surprisingly good for a dark gritty rear end creed with a really lovely female character integration
couldnt even swap the cutscenes smdh

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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Liver Disaster posted:

its surprisingly good for a dark gritty rear end creed with a really lovely female character integration
couldnt even swap the cutscenes smdh

ya all the cutscenes are prerendered and uncompressed video files so thats why the game is 50gb to download

e: and the cutscenes still inexplicably look like poo poo despite this

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
pre rendered for consoles

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
oh by the way justin roiland (rick and morty) is working on multiple projects for the HTC vive

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Ludwig van Halen posted:

and the cutscenes still inexplicably look like poo poo despite this

absolutely
i still like picking off all the little orcs with arrows on my way up to a boss guy, nobody escapes

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
i used a trainer to turn on infinite arrow time and i would teleport halfway across the map by brutally murdering dudes

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Stux posted:

eatmyndick

Stux?

Jesus Christ.

More like Sucks.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I hear immortan joe is getting laid

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
immortan joe has a long face

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
bartertown is prosecuting uber drivers

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



rip immortan joeToecutter

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

mgsv was supposed to finally explain how BB ended up the villian in MG1, right?

eh peace walker and portable ops basically covered that

basically by the end of peace walker is so loving sick and tired of the cias bullshit, the kgbs bullshit, and cipher/patriots bullshit that he's like gently caress it we've got a metal gear, we've got a nuke, we're pointing this poo poo at washington so if we're attacked we start ww3 and that he's starting an outer heaven for soldiers in his pmc

then a month later in ground zeroes, a possibly rogue element of cipher launches a surprise attack on mother base.


phantom pain is basically looking like after spending like a decade in a coma, big boss spends time rebuilding getting his revengeance boner on and somehow getting the us to reform foxhound and then he finally gets shot by his clone son

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

ayn rand hand job posted:

and then he finally gets shot by his clone son
ive got bad news for you

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Blackula69 posted:

oh by the way justin roiland (rick and morty) is working on multiple projects for the HTC vive
mr. meseeks simulator 2016

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

hm, outlook not so good

Seems like MG1 gets retconned instead

The MSX games are defacto retconned anyway since MGS4's plot would have been markedly different if Kojima brought up OILIX.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

ive got bad news for you

i didn't say he died

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

ayn rand hand job posted:

i didn't say he died
That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:
its not BB in the old MG games anymore. It's his "phantom" aka the player's character from mgsv

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
you're all jerking yourself into a frenzy over mgs5 and this poo poo makes it seem like the dumbest video game ever made

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Blackula69 posted:

you're all jerking yourself into a frenzy over mgs5 and this poo poo makes it seem like the dumbest video game ever made

metal gear games are dumb as gently caress and often v creepy but they usually play very well for when they were made

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:
its not BB in the old MG games anymore. It's his "phantom" aka the player's character from mgsv
[quote="Star War Sex Parrot" post="449643593"]
That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:
its not BB in the old MG games anymore. It's his "phantom" aka the player's character from mgsv

fine his clone son blows him up in mg2

that's still canon

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/VanamoMedia/status/638416866352959488

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

I take high quality, public domain pictures of video game hardware and other things for historical preservation.

Brooklyn, NY

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Blackula69 posted:

you're all jerking yourself into a frenzy over mgs5 and this poo poo makes it seem like the dumbest video game ever made

i thought the same thing

then i watched a 40 min gameplay and i was so loving sold that i got like 110% hype right after

i wasnt even gonna buy this drat thing

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:

even if u put it in spoiler tags, it still gets downloaded to the network
pls don't do this

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

haveblue posted:

the only spoiler that should be posted is the reason quiet is mostly naked which is lol forever

first they took her clothes and she said nothing

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Jerry Cotton posted:

first they took her clothes and she said nothing

lolll

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

:swoon:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

the only spoiler that should be posted is the reason quiet is mostly naked which is lol forever
i wish i could say that the explanation was disappointing but that would require any sense that it wasn't going to be disappointing no matter what

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
don't care the reason i just wanna see some tiddies




baps

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Jerry Cotton posted:

first they took her clothes and she said nothing

lmao

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
my prediction two threads ago:

quote:

it could just as easily be that she's a robot or nanite-possessed zombie who doesn't really get what clothes mean

surprisingly close but no cigar

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
youre all soooo stupid

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
big boss never did anything wrong

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Vintersorg posted:

i thought the same thing

then i watched a 40 min gameplay and i was so loving sold that i got like 110% hype right after

i wasnt even gonna buy this drat thing

yeah but it's $75 so no way

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
baps are great as long as they make sense

nonsensical baps bother me

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Blackula69 posted:

yeah but it's $75 so no way

you wanna dance, you gotta pay the band

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
playing tales from the borderlands, its p good/entertaining but like all telltale story things your decisions don't really seem to matter all that much

I imagine there's some really big live-or-die decision at the end that culminates from your decisions like The Wolf Among Us but will largely be factored out or made kind of an aside if they do another season

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Cold on a Cob posted:

nonsensical baps

mods

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

hi

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Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
sup

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