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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Baracula posted:

im gonna go piss through my dick unobstructed by my prostate

bangin your mom daily prevents prostrate cancer/inflammation

worked for me kid lmao

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i am talking about fat greasy loads.

extra sugar in it you know, got that adult on set diabetes

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Only women are " of color"

(may as well double up on your minority tags and not waste a good white male slot when you could just use a brown woman)

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Snatch Duster posted:

bangin your mom daily prevents prostrate cancer/inflammation

worked for me kid lmao

gently caress off dad im posting n gbs!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Snatch Duster posted:

bangin your mom daily prevents prostrate cancer/inflammation

worked for me kid lmao

why were you banging your own mom?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Baracula posted:

im gonna go piss through my dick unobstructed by my prostate

lol

e: this sounds like an action bronson line

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
It's refreshing to see an ethically-sourced artisan word cloud in today's market of low-quality, mass-produced, genetically-modified word clouds.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Are Generation Xers millenials now? I liked that stereotype better since I liked Nirvana and stuff.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

their greatest accomplishment was voting for Obama

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:


naem
May 29, 2011

Reverse Centaur posted:

Are Generation Xers millenials now? I liked that stereotype better since I liked Nirvana and stuff.

Generation X are the boomers kids from their first marriage in their 20's when they were broke, that ended badly; they've helped them get though college at least but have mostly forgotten and left with a lot of sullen moody emotional issues;

Millennials are the kid they had with their much younger second or third wife years later (thanks to viagra- with dads track record mom wanted to lock down the money) when they had a lot more money but were older and less involved, who were plunked down in front of an iPad in the trophy house they plan to die in

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

Generation X are the boomers kids from their first marriage in their 20's when they were broke, that ended badly; they've helped them get though college at least but have mostly forgotten and left with a lot of sullen moody emotional issues;

Millennials are the kid they had with their much younger second or third wife years later (thanks to viagra- with dads track record mom wanted to lock down the money) when they had a lot more money but were older and less involved, who were plunked down in front of an iPad in the trophy house they plan to die in

my wife also watches Modern Family

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


naem posted:

Generation X are the boomers kids from their first marriage in their 20's when they were broke, that ended badly; they've helped them get though college at least but have mostly forgotten and left with a lot of sullen moody emotional issues;

Millennials are the kid they had with their much younger second or third wife years later (thanks to viagra- with dads track record mom wanted to lock down the money) when they had a lot more money but were older and less involved, who were plunked down in front of an iPad in the trophy house they plan to die in

That perfectly describes myself (born 1980) and my brother (born 1990). Except my parents didn't divorce, they just barely tolerate each other from opposite sides of the house and got pregnant a second time by accident when most people are going through menopause.

They were broke when I was living with them and technical millionaires by the time my brother was a teenager thanks to Chinese nouveau riche loving Vancouver real estate.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

That guy's just wrecking a PT Cruiser. He's doing the lord's work.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Rough Lobster posted:

That guy's just wrecking a PT Cruiser. He's doing the lord's work.

bumfights was so wild man I mean they were so gently caress the system and when that douche i mean dude went on and called the interview head a dumbass it was just loving surreal


VOTE FOR CHEMICAL BROTHERS IN 2000!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Prorat posted:

PICS PLEASE


lol

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

this message brought to you by the people who'd give each kid a buck fifty and say "when I was your age I did this for nickels"

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
vibeo games?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Where are those children I can pay insulting-to-an-Illegal-Mexican-Worker wages?! KIDS THESE DAYS! :argh:

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
shovel your own snow you weak old dipshits. if you can't, then you rightfully perish. only the strong will survive.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That ad almost certainly only means white kids too

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
yeah because nonwhite people don't live where it snows right

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Generation X. Generation strange. Sun don't shine through our window panes. - Fred Durst millenial poet

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Lasher posted:

Generation X. Generation strange. Sun don't shine through our window panes. - Fred Durst millenial poet

Dude is 45 years old.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
im a capricorn

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

those kids were shot dead because i had a no soliciting sign and castle law on my side.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

grandpa what are you doing in GBS?

i already left facebook because of you

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

Rough Lobster posted:

yeah because nonwhite people don't live where it snows right

Nah what he means is that he doesn't think black people live in good neighborhoods. Professor Shark confirmed racist.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
The guy who wants to quit his job and become an artist/musician/game Dev in e/n is pretty millennial :cripes:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Rough Lobster posted:

yeah because nonwhite people don't live where it snows right

lol it means that Janet would look outside the window and pretend she wasn't home you dumbass

Burns
May 10, 2008

From the Shadenfreude thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OrnISO_lhc

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I loving hate young people and this video reinforces that hatred.

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012

plain blue jacket posted:

I loving hate young people and this video reinforces that hatred.
You hate your children?

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
This thread peaked with the gifs on the first two pages

Also literally a bird is hot

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

They exist they just won't put up with ungrateful crotchety old folks for a couple of nickles and old soda from the 1920s as payment.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Azuth0667 posted:

They exist they just won't put up with ungrateful crotchety old folks for a couple of nickles and old soda from the 1920s as payment.

How much should they charge?

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Section 31
Mar 4, 2012
The Quiet Zone: Where mobile phones are banned
By Emile Holba and Sara Jane Hall
Green Bank, West Virginia

quote:

Anyone driving west from Washington DC towards the Allegheny Mountains will arrive before long in a vast area without mobile phone signals. This is the National Radio Quiet Zone - 13,000 square miles (34,000 sq km) of radio silence. What is it for and how long will it survive?

As we drive into the Allegheny Mountains the car radio fades to static. I glance at my mobile phone but the signal has disappeared.....

...."When I watch a soccer game, every parent on that field is watching the kids playing soccer, nobody is looking at their cell phone, no-one is worrying about that."...

....And while I'm here, I no longer feel the constant compulsion to check my mobile - it's not like being in a remote spot with a frustratingly slow or expensive connection, it's a completely different way of life.
In this quiet pocket of North America there is a strong sense of community where conversations aren't interrupted by phone calls, status updates or notifications.
"You really don't see that struggle with the parents here where they talk to their kids and say, 'You've got to put the phones away,' and the kids go, 'Do I have to?' and they're sneaking them under the table and doing everything they can to text their friends," says O'Neill.
Millenial nightmare?

e:

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