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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Chipotle Don't forget Chris Christie using Fedex to LITERALLY track humans!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:09 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 15:54 |
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mitt....
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:10 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:mitt.... So basically that means if Trump is beginning to actually collect delegates and Jeb has been thoroughly wasted, THAT'S when Mitt will jump in. Good to know. e: Corporations are people, my friend. Wasn't that part of 2012's summer political theatre? e2: Joementum posted:
Hard to believe this guy's greatest moment was dressing up like a pimp to bring down a community organization which helps poor people railroad terror fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Sep 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:12 |
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James O'Keefe III has bravely uncovered an employee of James O'Keefe III breaking campaign finance law.quote:The latest from Project Veritas Action accuses the Democratic frontrunner's director of marketing and FEC compliance director of breaking the law, and allowing a Canadian tourist to launder money for campaign swag. Tune in next week when Project Veritas unveils a video of their employees encouraging Hillary staffers to jaywalk, idle their cars for more than a couple minutes, and other such nefarious deeds.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:12 |
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Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity...
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:15 |
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It's literally the smallest possible gripe
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:22 |
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity... yeah man... i mean like plz lrn 2 type lol
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:26 |
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It certainly is a small gripe and mean nothing by it other than the solid dudes of the world know to type out "please" when dealing with underlings.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:30 |
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railroad terror posted:So basically that means if Trump is beginning to actually collect delegates and Jeb has been thoroughly wasted, THAT'S when Mitt will jump in. Good to know. Filing deadlines start hitting in November. There's no jumping in in February.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:50 |
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She writes like Donald Rumsfeld. That's a pretty annoying thing.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:50 |
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity... its a wonder you have any gears left with all that grinding bro
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8nR5sElCfo Oh Jeb...
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:53 |
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only the asians love
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:58 |
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"Do you stand by that 'act of love' statement?" "What I stand by is the fact that we need to secure our border..." Oh my god, Jeb, you are so bad at this Edit: "I was a border governor"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:09 |
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God he blinks a lot.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:09 |
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It's actually less of a disaster than before, maybe he'll be competent by January.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:09 |
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I didn't know Charles Grodin was running Every time I see Jeb I'm going to imagine him yelling "BEETHOVEN!"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:12 |
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This is the best part: Reporter: "But you stand by the fact that you believe many immigrants come here out of an act of love?" Jeb: "Of course they do... But that doesn't matter what we need to do is secure the boarder" Guess which part of that will be isolated for Trump's next sick burn?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:13 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run. "They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people" "Door of the oven" "Come to my wedding!" "I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall" "Chelsea's Mom has got it going on"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:13 |
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Don't forget the cyberwalls
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:25 |
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The X-man cometh posted:It's actually less of a disaster than before, maybe he'll be competent by January. the issue is if he runs against hillary theres going to be sooooooooooooo much to choose from for attack ads
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:26 |
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Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel. (That's 181.44kgs, Lincoln.)
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:34 |
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jan 22, 2016 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:48 |
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Bucswabe posted:"They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people" A few more: YAAAS, HILLARY I am Batman Secretariat The hair is real, the color isn't Jeb's black hand
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:49 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run. Liberty U, Dying my hair
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:49 |
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Steve Wozniak endorses Bernie, will vote for him if the poll workers allow him to ride his segway to the voting booth.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:53 |
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PPP's latest poll (which was partially revealed by MSNBC) results are available here. There's a lot of good poo poo so I'll just repeat, with details, what PPP already said on MSNBC: quote:PPP's newest national poll finds Donald Trump just continuing to grow his lead over the GOP field. He is at 29% to 15% for Ben Carson, 9% for Jeb Bush, 8% for Carly Fiorina, 7% for Marco Rubio, 6% each for Ted Cruz and John Kasich, and 5% each for Mike Huckabee and Scott Walker. That group makes a pretty clear top 9. Rounding out the field are Chris Christie and Rick Santorum at 2%, Jim Gilmore, Rand Paul, and Rick Perry at 1%, and Lindsey Graham, Bobby Jindal, and George Pataki at less than 1%. There's a lot more good stuff in there though!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:53 |
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it bothers me so much when politicians have no control over their body language Jeb! is a man torn asunder and it is getting sad to watch him struggle to keep going with his campaign
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:53 |
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Xenophon posted:A few more: A few from the debate that I remember: We Need Brain Drug Tsunami Big Beautiful Door The Hugs I Remember When You Find Bush, Push - I have no memory of who said this or why, but I made note of it. Kill People, Break Things
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:54 |
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Joementum posted:Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel. Holy carp! The story checks out, though, gefilte fish is an Ashkenazi Seder staple.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:57 |
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York_M_Chan posted:A few from the debate that I remember: Trump's secret plan for ISIS I'm the best at the military Escalator entrance Ten dollar tip Bernie's arrested development BLM chumps NRN Mexico's going to pay for it El Chapo Metric O'Malley the Bard Edit: Roadtripping solo with Graham. Clinton doesn't drive her bus
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:04 |
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Joementum posted:Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel. quote:“You think finding Middle East peace is hard,” Secretary of State Clinton blithely told reporters. “I’m dealing with carp!” Netanyahu called to question me, “What’s all this carp stuff?” I urged him to focus on Israel’s critical issues and leave the fish to me. lol @ Netanyahu having to ask about 400 lbs of carp
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:11 |
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Rivensteel posted:Trump's secret plan for ISIS #alllivesmatter
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:13 |
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Xenophon posted:additional terms: Deez Nuts, Asian anchor babies, Iraq was a good deal more stuff: "I stood on the side of Terri Schiavo" "There's a place to find common ground between personal civil liberties and NSA doing its job, and I think the balance has actually gone the wrong way."
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:21 |
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Joementum posted:Looks like Jeb!'s going to be on offense for a while. EasLos Angeles 2 hours ago (edited) gently caress you Jeb!! I live my life surrounded by your "acts of love" and can't sell my house to anyone other than a wetback or crack head for half of what it cost because of it. You and your family are, hands down, THE WORST thing to ever happen to America!!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:26 |
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How dare you make me live near and potentially interact my fellow human beings!? TRUMP 2016.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:29 |
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Dalael posted:http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-with-crumbling-bridges-and-roads-excited-to-build-giant-wall True, that. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cutting-losses-kochs-to-sell-scott-walker
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:29 |
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So what would make things likely for Bernie to win the nomination/general election against the likes of Trump and the GOP?
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