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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Brawnfire posted:

What other sausages would work similarly to pepperoni? i.e. can be sliced thinly, placed on a pizza, crisp up nicely and maybe cup and char around the edges.

Chorizo on pizza is a game changer.

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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Hey chat thread- are any of you any good at identifying Mushrooms//Fungus? My mother found this on a tree today, and was sort of curious about it.



I think it's Tremella foliacea, otherwise known as "jelly leaf", "leafy brain fungus", or "brown witch's butter", but I wanted a confirmation and figured this was going to be the quickest place to get it.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

What other sausages would work similarly to pepperoni? i.e. can be sliced thinly, placed on a pizza, crisp up nicely and maybe cup and char around the edges.

Hungarian Salami or bust.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


All other thinly sliced meats on pizza are good, but ultimately disappointing: pepperoni is the number one choice for a reason.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Scientastic posted:

All other thinly sliced meats on pizza are good, but ultimately disappointing: pepperoni is the number one choice for a reason.

I sort of agree with this. I don't know if it's nostalgia or what, but I can have prosciutto, capicola, lardo, cacciatore, soppressata, guanciale, whatever on my pizza - and I almost always think it would just be better with pepperoni. I dunno if it's because of the small amount of spice, or the delicious crispy edges that pepperoni gets, or what.

that said, there's a fontina, mushroom, and "hot" capicola pizza that a local place does which is completely rockin. again with the spice though, I don't know if it's a theme or unrelated... pepperoni is the number one choice but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Happy Hat posted:

The obvious answer is British Christmas pudding.

Wait, you do know that Christmas pudding and black pudding are completely different things, right?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

drgitlin posted:

Wait, you do know that Christmas pudding and black pudding are completely different things, right?

Still would make for an interesting pizza

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Brawnfire posted:

What other sausages would work similarly to pepperoni? i.e. can be sliced thinly, placed on a pizza, crisp up nicely and maybe cup and char around the edges.
Sucuk is the best pizza topping.

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

Pepperoni is the best pizza topping because it is a reflection of pizza itself.

It shares the same shape, the same texture variability between the crisp, raised edges and flat softer center. It is a little greasy. It's salty. It's has a little spice to it. All of these things are also true of a good piece of pie.

When you put pepperoni on your pizza you are putting tiny meat-pizzas in microcosm on your pizza giving you more pizza with every bite of pizza.

Pizza.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Döner is pretty good on pizza.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Freakbox posted:

Hey chat thread- are any of you any good at identifying Mushrooms//Fungus? My mother found this on a tree today, and was sort of curious about it.



I think it's Tremella foliacea, otherwise known as "jelly leaf", "leafy brain fungus", or "brown witch's butter", but I wanted a confirmation and figured this was going to be the quickest place to get it.

It's really not possible to ID a fungus from a photo. Go buy Mushrooms Demystified or All That The Rain Promises And More, both by David Aurora, if you actually want an ID key. A proper ID will require locating/characterizing the hymenophore (i.e. spore-bearing tissue), possibly taking a spore print, and using environmental clues. Your guess is reasonable, but there is an old axiom: "There are old mushroom hunters, and there are bold mushroom hunters. But there are no old, bold, mushroom hunters."

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Döner is pretty good on pizza.

There are no pizza rules.

https://23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
Why do people love putting tenderloin in a crock pot? It seems like such a bizarre match. Do they think that because it's tender when briefly cooked, it'll become more tender when cooked for a long time?

It's my own personal sperg, but I sincerely don't understand why it's such a popular thing to do.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Cooking is hard, cooking in a slow-cooker is easy, pork tenderloin doesn't have a lot of gross fat and gristle in it.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Also, animals like to poo poo on vegetables. And sometimes so do the guys picking them.

edit: This should get cilantro chat started: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fda-ban-mexico-cilantro-contaminated_55b6d57ee4b0a13f9d1a0297

Funny thing. My team is spread across the continent. I work with a bunch of guys and a girl from Puebla. Programmers. Mexicans. One of the Texas guys keeps mentioning the cilantro thing becuase his local taqueria was out of cilantro. Didn't mean anything by it, just making dorky jokes about the news.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

bartlebee posted:

Y'all are real cooks in this thread, so I have a weird question. I'm working on a script where someone ruins a kid's birthday party by bringing in some sort of foody, avant garde or modernist cake that all the kids hate. I'm doing some research and I figured I'd cobble together something like a chipotle chocolate mixture or something modernist with like, individual servings of an absurd flavor combination enhanced with foam. Any off the cuff suggestions as to what you think a cultured person would enjoy that kids would hate?

That totally depends.

When is the piece? Is the person a nice person or an rear end in a top hat. Poor and pretentious or rich and properly decadent? Do they like the kids or hate them? Need info, mr.

pr0k fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Aug 30, 2015

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

pr0k posted:

Funny thing. My team is spread across the continent. I work with a bunch of guys and a girl from Puebla. Programmers. Mexicans. One of the Texas guys keeps mentioning the cilantro thing becuase his local taqueria was out of cilantro. Didn't mean anything by it, just making dorky jokes about the news.

Oh another tidbit from my poblano brothers. "Poblano" means "from Puebla."

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Brawnfire posted:

Cheese suggestions? A full English breakfast pizza is exactly something that I need to try.

I might try to keep it fully English and go with a nice mature cheddar. Otherwise, my first choice for pizza is good fresh mozzarella.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


For those of you who, like me, enjoy a look back at culinary history, the University of Nevada, Las Vegas has produced a little marvel of casino culinaria: 50 Years of Dining on the Las Vegas Strip.

We've come a long way, baby. (And most of the good stuff is off-Strip these days.)

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

bartolimu posted:

For those of you who, like me, enjoy a look back at culinary history, the University of Nevada, Las Vegas has produced a little marvel of casino culinaria: 50 Years of Dining on the Las Vegas Strip.

We've come a long way, baby. (And most of the good stuff is off-Strip these days.)

That looks great but it's the kind of curiosity I'd flip through and enjoy but never buy or really delve into.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Looks pretty depressing to me

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Of course it was. Everyone you see in those photos was on benzos. Nonetheless I love, love, love old menus like that.

Also I just ate smoked buffalo mozzarella. Can anyone who's had some tell me if it's good?

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.
Am wondering what may become of taqueria dishes in the absence of affordable cilantro. During the lime wars of 2014, my boss was served a gin and tonic with a slice of lemon in it. He's STILL complaining about that.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
I know a few people that are happy to be rid of the taste of cilantro when going out. I now listen to their culinary opinions on a probationary basis.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Replaced the dehydrator. Playing with spinach now, pineapple overnight.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

EVG posted:

Am wondering what may become of taqueria dishes in the absence of affordable cilantro. During the lime wars of 2014, my boss was served a gin and tonic with a slice of lemon in it. He's STILL complaining about that.

There. Is nothing. Wrong. With that. G. &. T.













:colbert:

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Maybe if you've got no sense of taste.

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007
Yeah, lemon in a G&T is just an awful thing, and a waste of good booze.

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Nonsense.

Cucumber is best.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
gin and tonics have limes

whatever cookananny horseshit drink you wanna come up with that has lemon and tonic water and gin is fine by me, but it ain't no gin and tonic

Hauki
May 11, 2010


mindphlux posted:

gin and tonics have limes

whatever cookananny horseshit drink you wanna come up with that has lemon and tonic water and gin is fine by me, but it ain't no gin and tonic

I would rather have no garnish than a loving lemon

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
G&T gets calamansi. Lemon or lime are both fine though if I'm out.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
The bar I had my birthday party at had a wide range of gins. They would serve different garnishes depending on the gin: I remember lemon, lime, cucumber, orange, and rosemary (which was amazing...I think...).

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Scientastic posted:

Maybe if you've got no sense of taste.

Now that's just low :manning:

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

therattle posted:

The bar I had my birthday party at had a wide range of gins. They would serve different garnishes depending on the gin: I remember lemon, lime, cucumber, orange, and rosemary (which was amazing...I think...).

This sounds right to me. G&t for me is tanqueray, lime. Preferably tall. Bombay is ok, but bullshit and gross. Cheap well gins are also usually piney and acceptable.

If the gin the bar has is Hendricks or some other fancy non-piney poo poo, might as well throw in your cucumber or lemon or whatever. I actually like Hendricks with cucumber really, it just don't ring true on my G&t meter.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

mindphlux posted:

.Cheap well gins...
Cheap Greenalls and put whatever you want with it.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

This sounds right to me. G&t for me is tanqueray, lime. Preferably tall. Bombay is ok, but bullshit and gross. Cheap well gins are also usually piney and acceptable.

If the gin the bar has is Hendricks or some other fancy non-piney poo poo, might as well throw in your cucumber or lemon or whatever. I actually like Hendricks with cucumber really, it just don't ring true on my G&t meter.

It had plenty of non-piney non-cheap gin. A selection of tonics too. Fentiman's is really nice. Schweppes is ok as long as it isn't the slimline stuff, but it's a bit sweet.

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009
Fevertree is by far my favorite tonic.

Bombay Sapphire has been my favorite cheap gin so far too, but I might have bad taste in liquor.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I must have bad taste in liquor, because I don't like gin at all.

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Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



If you're anywhere near DC you owe it to yourself to get ahold of some Green Hat Gin.

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