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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged posted:

We can't call them rookies. It says in our general orders that it might hurt the new guys feelings.

You already know my feelings on where you work.

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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

You already know my feelings on where you work.

Whoa, a post with an opinion not penned by vahakyla?

The Shep fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Sep 4, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I like vahakyla :shrug:

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Untagged posted:

We can't call them rookies. It says in our general orders that it might hurt the new guys feelings.

We call them FUNGUS: gently caress U New Guy U Suck.

Other than their FTO and the supervisors we don't really talk to the new guys unless they do something really stupid or really awesome. If we hire someone whose previously been a cop were a lot easier on them.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

Whoa, a thread with an opinion not penned by vahakyla?

lol so bitter :allears:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Warning: thread is high in sodium

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Quick send in the chinese fire department.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
My brother-in-law was relieved to discover that the department that just hired him is now looking for an additional 7-10 guys so he will only be low(est) man on the totem pole for about a month before a whole new crop of rookies comes in.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Scruff McGruff posted:

My brother-in-law was relieved to discover that the department that just hired him is now looking for an additional 7-10 guys so he will only be low(est) man on the totem pole for about a month before a whole new crop of rookies comes in.

Pro move

That's how it was in my unit until the newest guy under me quit. Bam, rookie again. Then management says we aren't bringing any new guys in until next year. :argh:

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
lol if you think you still aren't a rookie

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

deratomicdog posted:

lol if you think you still aren't a rookie

no, I still am

:smith:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
So, how are your dogs

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

So, how are your dogs

My dogs?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Oh, I was just asking if anyone had any new funny or interesting police dog stories

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Doobies dogs?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Still ashamed that I donated to that.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Maryland Department of Corrections had two dogs die due to a malfunctioning A/C unit while they were doing prisoner transfers out of Baltimore jail. :saddowns:

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Goddamn. Install a loving remote temperature sensor that alerts the handler or something.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Branis posted:

Still ashamed that I donated to that.

Haha holy poo poo you are one dumb loving redneck.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015


slaw dog

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
edit: wrong thread

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

Grem posted:

Haha holy poo poo you are one dumb loving redneck.

Hey man I just wanted to help some poor southern guy fulfill his dream, how was I to know he was gonna turn into an incompetent racist redneck?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Branis posted:

Hey man I just wanted to help some poor southern guy fulfill his dream, how was I to know he was gonna turn into an incompetent racist redneck?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Which one of you ha this tattoo?



e: My money is on Beanie

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Which one of you ha this tattoo?



e: My money is on Beanie

Why was gangster ghost handcuffed to someone else? Poor ghost

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Booblord Zagats posted:

Which one of you ha this tattoo?



e: My money is on Beanie

Na, I'm white butt this dude is loving albino

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Na, I'm white butt this dude is loving albino

Would you be willing to get this tattoo?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'd be a pretty big poser to get a prison tat having never been behind bars. I'll just have to wait till all the civil rights violations catch up with me.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
#ghostlivesmatter

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
stay safe, gangster ghost

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

stay safe, gangster ghost

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hawaii cops are chill as gently caress. Coworker just ran a red light and got pulled over.

"Your mind wandering today? You just blew through that red light."

"poo poo I didn't even notice."

"That's why I asked if your mind was wandering today. Be careful we don't want anyone getting run over. Have a nice day."

Not even a written warning.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Hawaii cops are chill as gently caress. Coworker just ran a red light and got pulled over.

"Your mind wandering today? You just blew through that red light."

"poo poo I didn't even notice."

"That's why I asked if your mind was wandering today. Be careful we don't want anyone getting run over. Have a nice day."

Not even a written warning.

Shoulda splattered his filthy Haole brains all over the Kamehameha

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

Shoulda splattered his filthy Haole brains all over the Kamehameha

He is a big local dude.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

He is a big local dude.

YOU DONT SAY

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Victor Vermis posted:

YOU DONT SAY

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

YOU DONT SAY

:eyepop:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Which one of you ha this tattoo?



e: My money is on Beanie

please don't post my rear end tats

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I live in a Small City, and I was recently in a hit and run. I filed with the police. If someone else was in a hit and run that night, how do they verify that the two accidents were related?

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


The police could verify based on witness testimony. Say you were hit at location X, Y by a silver pickup truck with a NY license plate and a second car was hit at location X-1, Y by a silver pickup truck with a NY license plate they would (hopefully) identify the pattern. But in the grand scheme of things I'm not sure how much it matters unless they actually caught the driver. Otherwise it's just two hit and run reports. :shrug:

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