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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Star War Sex Parrot posted:

should have purchased the bluray and not have to download all that poo poo

oh wait



this will never not be funny

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



the main theme from Journey playing while this patch downloads is own zone :3:

love journey

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
also it's kind of a bummer the shooting is so good in v because you're not allowed to use any of the guns, but then i guess you don't get to fire any guns outside of boss fights in the other games anyway

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

angry_keebler posted:

also it's kind of a bummer the shooting is so good in v because you're not allowed to use any of the guns, but then i guess you don't get to fire any guns outside of boss fights in the other games anyway

shouldn't you be shooting the skulls?

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Raged posted:

no way MGS can be deserving of the sloppy bj reviews it's getting.

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

next generation doo-doo truck gameplay

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

tracking down peoples stereos and stealing their cassettes adds to your collection of music to play during missions

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

does that feature work with....



your posts???

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



RIP :twisted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OQMoSCrqw

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

ayn rand hand job posted:

mgs4: wrapping this poo poo up. nukes are bad, your otaku friend finally loses his virginity, old men fight, nanomachines, the mancrush culminates in MOUNT SNAKEMORE

ok, will def need to go back and play this one at some point then

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

my kind of game

cmykJester
Feb 16, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

angry_keebler posted:

also it's kind of a bummer the shooting is so good in v because you're not allowed to use any of the guns, but then i guess you don't get to fire any guns outside of boss fights in the other games anyway

I kind of decided to pretty much just "Go for it" for now, I'll go back for stealth and S-Ranks later when I get more tools later in the game.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

angry_keebler posted:

also it's kind of a bummer the shooting is so good in v because you're not allowed to use any of the guns, but then i guess you don't get to fire any guns outside of boss fights in the other games anyway

this is what made me ragequit mgs2 when I was trying to play through it tranq'ing all the bosses and then got to the fat dude on skates i won't shut up about

over time i learned to just play games and stop agonizing over stupid poo poo like s-rank perfect no kill turbo runs on hard mode or whatever

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy

duckfarts posted:

this is what made me ragequit mgs2 when I was trying to play through it tranq'ing all the bosses and then got to the fat dude on skates i won't shut up about

over time i learned to just play games and stop agonizing over stupid poo poo like s-rank perfect no kill turbo runs on hard mode or whatever

yeah, being conditioned to quicksave/quickload has probably ruined my enjoyment of a lotta stealth games. will probably end up going with the flow for my first run of the missions.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

http://www.twitch.tv/pax/v/13831141

look at this terrible fail.


also how do you become a finalist and be so bad at mario???

holy lol what goobers

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

cmykjester posted:

I kind of decided to pretty much just "Go for it" for now, I'll go back for stealth and S-Ranks later when I get more tools later in the game.

the game's structure is modeled of peace walker, so i assume the intent is that you'll machine gun your way through your first playthrough of a mission and then come back with better gear later in the game to get the s rank

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
how do you detonate radio c4 on PC?

the controls they flash on screen are for xbox controllers

Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:
on to another 10 hour run at MGS

fire all incompetent soldiers

from a cannon

into the sun

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

dragon enthusiast posted:

so did david hayter end up being in mgsv anyways

no and now snake is a mute because kiefer southerland charges too much for VA
lol

Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:
PS4 people, does it not connect to the servers and forces you to play offline?

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how do you detonate radio c4 on PC?

the controls they flash on screen are for xbox controllers

ya that really ticks me off

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Tangra posted:

PS4 people, does it not connect to the servers and forces you to play offline?

the pc version told me it had network problems last night and couldn't use online features something something so maybe it's a server issue

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

also how do i get my ground zeros peeps into tpp?
i uploaded my save, downloaded it, and i don't have hideo in my mother base staff list

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Ludwig van Halen posted:

also how do i get my ground zeros peeps into tpp?
i uploaded my save, downloaded it, and i don't have hideo in my mother base staff list

apparently the show up over the course of the game

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how do you detonate radio c4 on PC?

the controls they flash on screen are for xbox controllers
rmb + e

Ludwig van Halen posted:

no and now snake is a mute because kiefer southerland charges too much for VA
lol
listen to the cassettes

Ludwig van Halen posted:

also how do i get my ground zeros peeps into tpp?
i uploaded my save, downloaded it, and i don't have hideo in my mother base staff list
hideo showed up for me after i did my second main mission i think

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Constant Hamprince posted:

apparently the show up over the course of the game

hmmm ok, i just got to mother base. haven't done any missions past that yet.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
The intro was really cool but agonizingly long and after all of the high drama outrunning a flaming unicorn while certainly MGS as hell kinda softens it a bit

Fun though

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Fabricated posted:

The intro was really cool but agonizingly long and after all of the high drama outrunning a flaming unicorn while certainly MGS as hell kinda softens it a bit

Fun though

dude that whale was loving awesome

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
mad max is dope. you can upgrade your strongholds to make money even when you're not logged in - i don't know how it works, though, we'll see tomorrow

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe


I came to save you... poison snake

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

SmokaDustbowl posted:

dude that whale was loving awesome

yeah, wasn't expecting that though i guess it makes sense with the names







what am i saying, nothing makes sense, this is mgs

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

duckfarts posted:

is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

ground zeroes was fun but going back to it after playing TPP might make it feel a bit limited

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

duckfarts posted:

i learned to just play games and stop agonizing over stupid poo poo

but snake is a legendary hero who only does good deeds so i can't make him shoot some poor chump just doing his job

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

i really wish i could talk about the end of mgsv

can i do that yet

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

it's a pretty good bridge between peace walker and v

hella short though, theres only o e map, but they run a bunch of different missions on it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

do you need to develop the speaker for your walkman

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

angry_keebler posted:

but snake is a legendary hero who only does good deeds so i can't make him shoot some poor chump just doing his job

he's a devil demon!

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

duckfarts posted:

is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

just do it enough to get kojima, so main run plus 'intel operative exttraction'
he has some nice stats

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
tactical walkman

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how do you detonate radio c4 on PC?

the controls they flash on screen are for xbox controllers

hold right click and press e

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