MOTHER BASE EFF OH BEE: BEE BEE DID NOTHING WRONG!

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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro This poll is closed.
DD	72	0.24%
Quiet	30008	99.63%
idk some robot thing	38	0.13%
Total:	30118 votes

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

If I find out who put this on my base they're fired.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:28

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:35

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

they show up after you get the Intel section :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:30

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Why are you not Pressing E to Pette??

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:36

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Why are you not Pressing E to Pette??

I was too shocked finding one of your posters on my base.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:47

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:57

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Naked Bear posted:

Have you tried just putting a cardboard box out in the road? I'm wondering how long they're going to keep falling for this.

Because explosions are way better.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:17

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

they show up after you get the Intel section

game of forever

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:19

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

they show up after you get the Intel section

That's perfect.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:33

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Just extracted my first bear

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:41

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Oh, I agree. However, when you put the box out in the road, they'll stop and dismount to check it out. One pack of C4 in the box is therefore enough to take an entire vehicle out of action.

Bonus points because the vehicle isn't destroyed and you can now snag it for yourself.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:54

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Just had to give a bunch of troublemakers the boot.

Nasty motherfuckers.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Picked up Quiet, visited her cell on MB right after. You guys gotta do it, I'm not going to describe it here. It's just... :wtf:

Kojima.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:04

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Who else keeps forgetting that their silencer is broken and then winds up with every loving guy within 3 miles shooting at them when they try to pick off the guy taking a leak behind a bush?

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:14

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Tranq rifle requirements found :siren:

Renov-ICKX TP - R&D 15, Medical 15, 40 Golden Crescent plant units on hand. Unsuppressed, costs 150,000 GMP. Researching it now.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:16

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Tranq rifle requirements found

Renov-ICKX TP - R&D 15, Medical 15, 40 Golden Crescent plant units on hand. Unsuppressed, costs 150,000 GMP. Researching it now.

I wonder how much the suppressed one costs?

Got the guide book when picking up headphones....cause why not and the amount of configurations you can do with the guns is ridiculous. I wouldn't be shocked if people can somehow create the real world ones again with all the options they have.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:19

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

psydude posted:

Who else keeps forgetting that their silencer is broken and then winds up with every loving guy within 3 miles shooting at them when they try to pick off the guy taking a leak behind a bush?

Call in a resupply. It'll have all of your ammo and poo poo plus fresh suppressors.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:34

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Side op at the power plant: And a proud tradition of Emmerechs pissing themselves continues

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:48

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I use C4 as an insurance policy if my target leaves the area.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:33

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

So in Africa there's a mission where you have to stop a convoy, like the one in Afghanistan, except you have to steal the middle truck or just Fulton it. But if your fast you can get to the convoy before they even leave. I did this and I snuck into the base, was about to C4 the APCs, when I discovered that you can Fulton crewed APCs as long as they aren't alerted. Amazing. Somehow nobody was alerted by an entire APC flying into the sky. I don't think they can see the balloons at night or something.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:39

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

AI can see balloons at night. I've had them call alerts for seeing dudes being fultoned. The range is like ~40m at night and even more in the day time.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:59

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I just realized that you can use the cardboard box to fast travel around Mother Base.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:38

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

where is dd pup at mother base?

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:50

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

He only appears with Ocelot during scenes.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:55

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

He's showed up at the command helipad a couple of times when I've come back.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:02

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Naked Bear posted:

He's showed up at the command helipad a couple of times when I've come back.

Same with me even after I aborted a mission. I really love the morale boosting system and interacting with your troops. I also just hit the guidebook is incredible and actually very useful at figure out the minutiae of the game.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:45

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Haha go to sick bay for that PTSD, soldier!

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Are there spoilers in the guide? I'm afraid to even open it.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Leather Bear posted:

Haha go to sick bay for that PTSD, soldier!

Water and Tylenol, walk it off stop malingering.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:48

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

Are there spoilers in the guide? I'm afraid to even open it.

They're all contained to the specific mission pages.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:55

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

So I keep hearing about customizing weapons but seeing nothing in the game about it. Is there something I'm missing?

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:59

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So I keep hearing about customizing weapons but seeing nothing in the game about it. Is there something I'm missing?

Apparently you have to rescue a "master gunsmith" from a side op.

Just finished the bee mission (6). I had way too much fun loving with everyone and hoovering up all the diamonds and gear.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 21:10

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

He's available in side ops after mission 13

quote:

after mission 14, there will be a new side ops.
extract legendary gunsmith or something (forget the title sorry)
then you have to do it 3 times.
after the last you can customize weapon.

sorry for my bad english, not a native speaker.

bloops fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Sep 2, 2015

# ? Sep 2, 2015 21:13