Open up a little bit further, HAL. Quit digging at your fucking jaw, Dave.

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randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Sorry man. :smith:

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:03

hawaiian_robot: Dec 5, 2006; And I'm happy just to sit here,
At a table with old friends.
And see which one of us can tell the biggest lies

Condolences, 14" :smith:

He isn't hurting anymore.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:49

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I'm really sorry man, pets can mean so much. I'm petting my cat right now and telling him he's a good boy. He just bit me on the nose and then started purring.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:38

clam ache: Sep 6, 2009

Everything is shiny and chrome in Cathalla. An there are many other awesome cattes waiting for spaz to lay around and do nothing with.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 21:45

Wrar: Sep 9, 2002; Soiled Meat

gently caress dude I am so sorry

May the prey be fat and slow, may the laser pointers be caught, may the pets be on-demand.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 22:20

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Misc chat thread time for cat grievances, because I'm choosing to remember the good times and not the bad.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 22:37

TheNothingNew: Nov 10, 2008

My cat was born in the backseat of a rotting trans-am, given to me by a janitor who was cleaning the storage space out. There were five or six of them to choose from, romping around and being kitties. So I sit down and extend a hand, waiting to see who wants to be petted, and this little tuxedo'd poo poo walks up and bites my finger, then starts kissing it in apologies. This has been very much a trend in our relationship, going on 10 years now.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 03:46

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

More Camaros, less cat dying stories, this should be a celebration of MULLETS AND T TOPS

# ? Sep 2, 2015 04:40

BloodBag: Sep 20, 2008; WITNESS ME!

I'm so sorry :glomp:

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:48

RIP Paul Walker: Feb 26, 2004

BloodBag posted:

I'm so sorry

14 INCH DICK posted:

Misc chat thread time for cat grievances, because I'm choosing to remember the good times and not the bad.

Back on topic: HOWS THE CAMARO?!?!?! I am super excited to see pictures, I have a weird (but fully functional) hard-on for shitbox American cars.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:33

Astonishing Wang: Nov 3, 2004

If you don't have cats, neither should the camaro :getout:

# ? Sep 2, 2015 16:09

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

She's still using it, but apparently purchasing an 84 Corvette next week. I have given up on asking her when I'm gonna get it and just say free camaros come to those who wait.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:44

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

can you tell her to keep the camaro and just give you the vette? especially if it has the saladshooter wheels. That might be even more of a mullet mobile than the camaro.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:23

bennyfactor: Nov 21, 2008

14 INCH DICK posted:

She's still using it, but apparently purchasing an 84 Corvette next week. I have given up on asking her when I'm gonna get it and just say free camaros come to those who wait.

White late-model Disco II :getin:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 01:31

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I GOT TO DRIVE THE CAMARO AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PARKED IT

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:12

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Hahahaha, no fuckin way

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:15

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

So uh, gonna get chummy with STR then?

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:20

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

I didn't expect my first time to be so sudden, I was planning on cutting the sleeves off my finest shirt, and make a mix tape of the thrashiest of tunes. Yet, here we are. I've been inside a Camaro. I am finally a man.

I hope my shirt gets an honorable mention though.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:54

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

14 INCH DICK posted:

I GOT TO DRIVE THE CAMARO AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I PARKED IT

# ? Sep 3, 2015 02:57

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

The shirt is good, but it seems to still have sleeves, and lacks the required minimum number of hard-to-identify stains.

Owl pellets dipped in Taco Bell fire sauce and a couple of quick slices seem to be in order.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:30

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Rhyno posted:

So uh, gonna get chummy with STR then?

Wanna join us? :glomp:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:34

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

14 INCH DICK posted:

I didn't expect my first time to be so sudden, I was planning on cutting the sleeves off my finest shirt, and make a mix tape of the thrashiest of tunes. Yet, here we are. I've been inside a Camaro. I am finally a man.

I hope my shirt gets an honorable mention though.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bitchin' was it?

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:36

slurry_curry: Nov 26, 2003; <3mini-moni+animu^_^

bennyfactor posted:

White late-model Disco II

In the parking lot of an auto parts store, so I am going to assume it was limped there after breaking down in traffic.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:21

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

nm posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bitchin' was it?

So loving bitchin u don't even no bro

Video should be uploaded shortly. And although AI may crucify me for saying this, the V6 didn't sound half bad while at the helm.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:32

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

WELCOME TO CAMARO, WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

https://youtu.be/XsVjuV_XlOg

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:45

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

The 60 degree V6es do have a certain...agricultural charm :v:

Also how many turns is that thing lock to lock? I counted 18

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:10

Red_October_7000: Jun 22, 2009

14 INCH DICK posted:

WELCOME TO CAMARO, WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

https://youtu.be/XsVjuV_XlOg

I am from New Jersey. This is still cool.

Handles like a boat, well goddamn, it's a Camaro. It's not a car, it's a Cruise Missile with a 14" Expanding-Rod Warhead! :perfect:

Looks like it's time to hit the junk yards, there should be lots of options that the $490 that bought the slushbox should have gone for instead. There's something especially sad about cars where an automatic is optioned but little else is, and something especially magical about being able to rectify that condition. Have fun!

# ? Sep 3, 2015 06:31

Veeb0rg: Jul 24, 2001; THIS CONVERSATION IS NONPRODUCTIVE!

Its with a heavy heart I also must inform you guys that last night my 21yr old tux kitty passed away in her sleep. May she rest well.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 11:36

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I swapped my 87 from auto to manual and it took like 5 minutes and was wicked easy.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 11:49

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

Cuckmaro

# ? Sep 3, 2015 14:13

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

Veeb0rg posted:

Its with a heavy heart I also must inform you guys that last night my 21yr old tux kitty passed away in her sleep. May she rest well.

Sorry to hear that man

She had a good run but losing a kitty is awful.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 14:34

bigtom: May 7, 2007; Playing the solid gold hits and moving my liquid lips...

Red_October_7000 posted:

I am from New Jersey. This is still cool.

Handles like a boat, well goddamn, it's a Camaro. It's not a car, it's a Cruise Missile with a 14" Expanding-Rod Warhead!

Looks like it's time to hit the junk yards, there should be lots of options that the $490 that bought the slushbox should have gone for instead. There's something especially sad about cars where an automatic is optioned but little else is, and something especially magical about being able to rectify that condition. Have fun!

I too am from NJ - this video brought me back to riding in my stepdad's black Trans Am with t-tops, and him blasting Springsteen and Lynyrd Skynyrd on the way down the shore. No slushbox...had the manual gearbox and he loved it. Was sad when he traded it in on a Silverado.

God I miss riding in that Trans Am. Even if it was a pain riding in the back....

# ? Sep 3, 2015 18:29

extreme_accordion: Apr 9, 2009

Please scratch "Da moon rules #1" in the drivers rear left fender.
Also your name is now 14" Carl (to me at least).

# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:27

thebigcow: Jan 3, 2001; Bully!

http://bringatrailer.com/listing/1985-maserati-biturbo/

# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:36

Wolfsbane: Jul 29, 2009; What time is it, Eccles?

From a guy being outbid in that thread:

quote:

I�ve never been so simultaneously disappointed and relieved in my life.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:37

HandlingByJebus: Jun 21, 2009; All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.