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Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
I just love how three months ago the Republican Party was polishing their spears and putting on their best grass skirts for the primary, and then along comes The Donald in his ironclad steamer. He rolls off the ramp onto their little tribal island, plants a flag, and announces "You're Fired!"

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railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
If there's one thing this particular political silly season has done, it's revealed just how weak of a candidate Jeb! seems to be. It's clear Trump is really getting under his skin (Does anyone have video of Bush exiting the church and speaking to reporters?), and if this keeps up (god I hope it keeps up) there's really no way it "benefits" him (Jeb!).

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


A Neurotic Jew posted:

:dogbutton: Dude has lost it.

Imagine what will happen in the next debate if Trump attacks Bush directly.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

railroad terror posted:

If there's one thing this particular political silly season has done, it's revealed just how weak of a candidate Jeb! seems to be. It's clear Trump is really getting under his skin (Does anyone have video of Bush exiting the church and speaking to reporters?), and if this keeps up (god I hope it keeps up) there's really no way it "benefits" him (Jeb!).

iJeb!'s "inevitability" is probably to blame for this. The field was diluted enough early on for Trump to step in at the start of the ceremonial pageant and steal the tiara, and iJeb! (And the party leadership) was clearly not ready to be on the defensive this early, since his nomination was supposed to be virtually guaranteed. At this point, even if Trump doesn't win the primary he's already done damage to Jeb's general election chances and alienated him from the general Republican base. I think I'd be bitter, too, if it was me.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Trump will cut off Jeb mid-speech to give him a wedgie and everyone, including the moderators, will barrel over with laughter.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

It would be amazing if County Clerk Kim Davis becomes a debate question

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Shifty Pony posted:

Imagine what will happen in the next debate if Trump attacks Bush directly.

There are going to be some high profile meltdowns at that debate. And with the hosts being CNN, you'd better believe they're going to tailor that debate around putting Trump in the spotlight. I'm really looking forward to it. :unsmigghh:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I'm still waiting from the 'thought' pieces from VICE or Buzzfeed about Donald Trump's cyberbullying of Jeb, and why it's not OK.

EDIT:


Bush Gets Personal With ‘Germophobe’ Attack on Trump

Even the reporting on his anti-Trump quiz makes him sound weak.

Can't beat a reality TV star, how can he beat ISIS?

Montasque fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 2, 2015

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Here's another thing that probably factors into Trump's anti-Jeb campaign.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/01/politics/donald-trump-jeb-bush-gambling-casinos-florida/index.html

quote:

Donald Trump openly boasts that he donates to politicians so he can exact favors from them after they reach office.

He did so for Jeb Bush in 1998, holding a high-dollar fundraiser for the gubernatorial candidate in Trump Tower and shelling out $50,000 to the Florida Republican Party. But when Bush took office in 1999, Trump didn't get the political help he needed to make his casino dreams a reality in the Sunshine State.

Instead, Bush maintained his hardline stance against gambling in the state, delivering a death blow to Trump's hopes of building out a multi-million dollar casino endeavor with the Seminole Tribe of Florida and prompting him to abandon those plans.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Watching Jeb selfdestruct is sweet honey. gently caress dynasts.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
That's pretty hilarious. I bet at the time he was thinking "whatever. I have far more important donors to please, dome real estate casino mogul will be the least of my worries"

WELP.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

XK posted:

Here's another thing that probably factors into Trump's anti-Jeb campaign.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/01/politics/donald-trump-jeb-bush-gambling-casinos-florida/index.html

Oh man, I really hope a 20 year old decision by JEB! is the reason Trump is making him his bitch.

Holding onto a grudge that long definitely sounds like Trump.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jeb! breaking down and crying during the debates is gonna be the greatest thing ever.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Hahaha This loving Election

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009


Rofl

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

XK posted:

Here's another thing that probably factors into Trump's anti-Jeb campaign.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/01/politics/donald-trump-jeb-bush-gambling-casinos-florida/index.html

There's also this:

quote:

While Trump assured me that he thinks Bush is “a nice person,” he has told friends in private that his animosity is personal. According to one friend, Trump blames Bush and Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim for Univision’s decision in June to cancel a $13.5 million contract with Trump to televise his Miss USA pageant. Five days later, Slim scrapped a deal with Trump to develop shows in Mexico. Trump responded by filing a $500 million lawsuit against Univision. “Trump believes it all goes back to Jeb,” the friend says. “He thinks Jeb and his wife, Columba, are close with Carlos Slim and Univision got pressure from Slim operatives.” In a move that further confirmed Trump’s suspicions, Univision has hired Miguel Estrada, a Washington lawyer with deep Bush ties.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/trump-expansion-plan.html

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster

Hey ¡Jeb!, maybe try speaking to the American electorate in English if you want to have a chance in hell at winning the nomination. Holy poo poo this election

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump openly discusses conspiracies he thinks are formed against him :lol: Also Carlos Slim is a cellphone doucher, and whatever properties he holds in television are restricted to channels Trump's never heard of.

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

richardfun posted:

Oh man, I really hope a 20 year old decision by JEB! is the reason Trump is making him his bitch.

Holding onto a grudge that long definitely sounds like Trump.

Yeah, when I read that, at first I thought "no way this is relevant at all" but the more I think about it, if there's one person to hold onto a 20-year grudge over almost literally nothing (relatively speaking for The Donald), it's Trump

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
"Carlos Slim" sounds like a Simpsons character

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Carlos Slim's only sin is bringing Leon Mexican futbol games to America, Trump you racist turd. Oh and being a billionaire in loving Mexico.

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

This is amazing. Does Jeb! really, really, HONESTLY think that trash talking Trump -- IN SPANISH -- is going to appeal to anyone other than Tucker Carlson and GOP Beltway types? JFC

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

railroad terror posted:

This is amazing. Does Jeb! really, really, HONESTLY think that trash talking Trump -- IN SPANISH -- is going to appeal to anyone other than Tucker Carlson and GOP Beltway types? JFC

Here is the video of him saying it

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/stateroundup/in-miami-8212-and-en-espa241ol-8212-jeb-bush-punches-back-at-donald-trumps/2243671

He speaks great Spanish though

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Strongest Republican field in our lifetimes!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Would W have faired better against Trump? Like I don't understand how Jeb could get trolled this badly by Trump. It's truly amazing watching him completely crumble. Obama comparably handled Trump with ease and completely embarrassed him.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



railroad terror posted:

"Carlos Slim" sounds like a Simpsons character

I wonder if there's any relation to noted limbo champion Barbados Slim.

CortezFantastic posted:

Would W have faired better against Trump? Like I don't understand how Jeb could get trolled this badly by Trump. It's truly amazing watching him completely crumble. Obama comparably handled Trump with ease and completely embarrassed him.

The main difference I guess is Obama was actually a very good politician, whereas Jeb! I'm certain has some sort of mental disability. It runs in the family I'm assuming.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

CortezFantastic posted:

Would W have faired better against Trump? Like I don't understand how Jeb could get trolled this badly by Trump. It's truly amazing watching him completely crumble. Obama comparably handled Trump with ease and completely embarrassed him.

In the 2000 election environment? Probably. Either would get steamrolled just as bad in this environment though.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Brannock posted:

someone points out that all the kneejerk criticism and leftist freaking out about Teh Hitlers!! is interestingly and uniformly on-message

I just want to say, I was pointing out Trump was a national socialist before it was a meme or I had heard anyone else present the idea.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

CortezFantastic posted:

Would W have faired better against Trump? Like I don't understand how Jeb could get trolled this badly by Trump. It's truly amazing watching him completely crumble. Obama comparably handled Trump with ease and completely embarrassed him.

W would at least have had the cocaine-fueled energy to meaningfully engage him. Sort of like the Tigger to Jed's Eeyore.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Jewel Repetition posted:

I just want to say, I was pointing out Trump was a national socialist before it was a meme or I had heard anyone else present the idea.

brannock secretly really likes trump

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Jeb just looks like a sad dad who just became a sad grandpa. I bet he cries a lot.

Dude needs to hit the gym and put away the soy products.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Nonsense posted:

Carlos Slim's only sin is bringing Leon Mexican futbol games to America, Trump you racist turd. Oh and being a billionaire in loving Mexico.

Well, being a billionaire in Mexico means you've probably done some very bad things.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Good Citizen posted:

In the 2000 election environment? Probably. Either would get steamrolled just as bad in this environment though.

Yeah I think in 2000 that the media would be doing a lot more to stop Trump or at least call him out a lot more.

Jeb's responses the last few days to Trump seem a bit unfocused. I could see something happening where Jeb get's so frustrated with Trump that he says something along the lines of "you don't deserve to be President" which would result in a meltdown.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Well, being a billionaire in Mexico means you've probably done some very bad things.

He's not just a regular billionaire, he's the 2nd richest guy in the world right now.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Good Citizen posted:

In the 2000 election environment? Probably. Either would get steamrolled just as bad in this environment though.

Jeb seems like a fusion of the worst political elements of W and Kerry.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
"If you look at some of the things he's advocated in the past, in his associations and how he spends his money, he is not, what we would consider to be, fully in line with Republican ideas." - Jeb Bush, calmly, with an atomic wedgie over his forehead and "loser" written on his bare chest.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

With some of the things Trump is hinting at in the Republican primary (taking care of everyone [healthcare], college debt wrecking people's lives, tax the rich, really tax the hedge-fund guys), I'm extremely curious what kinds of things he would be saying if he made it into the general and pivoted.

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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I'm worried about Jeb Bush guys

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