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Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Fabricated posted:

Kinda wish they could afford better animators and a better engine.
this applies to every Telltale game

also I think they could afford those by now, I think it instead speaks to their development priorities

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Blackula69 posted:

mad max has a dog too

but does it have an eye patch and can you pet it?!!?

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
cd projekt red has released 10+ patches for the witcher 3 in that time as well as a bunch of DLC

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Vintersorg posted:

but does it have an eye patch and can you pet it?!!?



do all your friends love the dog in mad max?
can you drive around with your dog and steal livestock?

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Star War Sex Parrot posted:

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

something something youre posts

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

this applies to every Telltale game

also I think they could afford those by now, I think it instead speaks to their development priorities

yeah for real but drat everything about the visuals in telltale games is bad. the animations are so loving wooden

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

something something first release

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

ive triggered alerts in mgsv more times trying to catch wildlife than actually doing objectives

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
i'm starting to get the urge to play hearthstone again, someone help me

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

"hey guys can you turn the alarm down im trying- " shoves raven in pocket "okay now i can deal with you"

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

ive triggered alerts in mgsv more times trying to catch wildlife than actually doing objectives

makes me wish there was a delayed fulton so i could not be there when everyone notices the balloon

also found out the hard way that c4 doesnt all blow at once, was going to surprise my russian friends and instead just led them in a circle

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Action Jacktion posted:

i'm starting to get the urge to play hearthstone again, someone help me

just do it

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Liver Disaster posted:

do all your friends love the dog in mad max?
can you drive around with your dog and steal livestock?

you can drive around and defuse mines

and your hunchback friend tries to eat him but then they become buddies

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Blackula69 posted:

you can drive around and defuse mines

and your hunchback friend tries to eat him but then they become buddies

I can enjoy that

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

it sounds like it was a beta steam patch that they didn't mean to be made public

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i'm pretty sure they announced this beta patch well in advance. still a shitshow but i don't think it was a mistake

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

this applies to every Telltale game

also I think they could afford those by now, I think it instead speaks to their development priorities
It's really jarring; like you'll play to the intro and the intro (in addition to all of Tales from the Borderlands intros having p good music) will be really well animated and then when I get back in game it's this really jerky/clunky animation that bugs out regularly (current favorite bug is Fiona gliding around on one leg like Gumby).

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Yodzilla posted:

i'm pretty sure they announced this beta patch well in advance. still a shitshow but i don't think it was a mistake

the patch they announced for august (lol) was billed as quick fix for some basic issues like more graphics options and stuff. this beta patch you had to opt into on steam and its already been pulled. I dont think it was intended to be released that way.

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
the phantom pain app is out now so you can leave your idroid in your lap while you go on sneaking missions

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

angry_keebler posted:

the phantom pain app is out now so you can leave your idroid in your lap while you go on sneaking missions

too bad it doesn't work for the PC version

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

angry_keebler posted:

the phantom pain app is out now so you can leave your idroid in your lap while you go on sneaking missions

omg omg omg omg omg

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
endless legend espionage and new race dlc is out - what is it with this year and actual games worth playing?

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Lightbulb Out posted:

too bad it doesn't work for the PC version

you chose


poorly

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



doesnt work on iPhone 5 either :(

should work on my iPad tho -- which ive been wanting to sell since i never use it but HEY heres one reason to do it

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

doesnt work on iPhone 5 either :(

should work on my iPad tho -- which ive been wanting to sell since i never use it but HEY heres one reason to do it

apparently it doesn't work on iPads, just iPad minis

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Lightbulb Out posted:

too bad it doesn't work for the PC version

AWW WHAT WHY

turnways posted:

apparently it doesn't work on iPads, just iPad minis

how is this even possible

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that's weird, all ipads should be able to run all iphone apps

unless konami wrote it to disable itself on non-mini ipads which would be stupid

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

Yodzilla posted:

AWW WHAT WHY


how is this even possible

the GZ one didn't work either.

i don't want to buy a ps4 just for mgs, sorry dudes

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
lol this app is loving horrendous looking. how the gently caress was this even made? is this just some cordova bullshit?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



i have an ipad air and it wont work on there? lol

why!

oh well, in game map works fine as is but it would have been nice to avoid bringing it up when i needed poo poo done

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

cant use your iDroid while on a horse while at speed, i sure hope the app suits my needs

Liver Disaster fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Sep 2, 2015

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
my wife and i are both playing mgs v and we were on the same mission (single player) and she apparently is terrible at stealth and it's hilarious watching her spend 45 minutes finding and killing everyone with guns a blazing when i'm in and out in 3 minutes just like our sex life

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i hid in a bucket so i could infiltrate the ladies' room. oh, kojima

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



♫ gotta infiltrate the ladies' room, i'll be back real soon ♫

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Yodzilla posted:

AWW WHAT WHY


how is this even possible

uh, it takes some pretty sophisticated technology to capture several pairs of x,y coordinates and transmit them from one device to another and then back to the original device

and also to draw several different colored triangles? it's called computer science, maybe you should try learning it

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

i'm one of the few people that had basically no problems at all with arkham knight but i haven't played it about a month or so. what was this supposed to fix

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

angry_keebler posted:

uh, it takes some pretty sophisticated technology to capture several pairs of x,y coordinates and transmit them from one device to another and then back to the original device

and also to draw several different colored triangles? it's called computer science, maybe you should try learning it

have you ever made a game before?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i don't think calling in a chopper as it blasts a-ha is ever going to get old

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

she blinded me with science is the pro choice

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