NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Metapod posted:

I do and get reminded when I watch the most recent superman

KANSAS HAD ITS CHANCE

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:35

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

My favorite thing about Nick Saban is that he's made everyone forget that we were really loving bad for a long time

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:37

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.: Jan 16, 2002

Kansas should hire Kevin Kelley from Pulaski Academy. They can save a scholarship by not punting and have a distinct advantage.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:38

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:

Kansas should hire Kevin Kelley from Pulaski Academy. They can save a scholarship by not punting and have a distinct advantage.

Because Kansas needs that precious, precious scholarship space.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:38

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Raku posted:

My favorite thing about Nick Saban is that he's made everyone forget that we were really loving bad for a long time

There are starving teams in the MAC who would kill for Bama's "really loving bad" years! :argh:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:45

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Tony Zarrella
‏@TonyZ19

Cardale Jones rushed to hospital with severe head pain.Family member tells me Cardale still undergoing tests. More on Sports Extra

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:53

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Benne posted:

Tony Zarrella
‏@TonyZ19

Cardale Jones rushed to hospital with severe head pain.Family member tells me Cardale still undergoing tests. More on Sports Extra

He probably is faking it so he can school that kid again in NCAA Football.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:56

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Benne posted:

Tony Zarrella
‏@TonyZ19

Cardale Jones rushed to hospital with severe head pain.Family member tells me Cardale still undergoing tests. More on Sports Extra

Oooh poo poo. According to Jones' brother, he apparently can't move either.

'

e: Someone else is saying he should be okay.
https://twitter.com/BuckeyeEdge/status/639266504744271872

Pakled fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Sep 3, 2015

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:56

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

It's a migraine. Nothing of consequence here at all.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:58

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Oh no

E:oh that improved fast. That's good

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:59

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Sounds like it's just a bad migraine headache.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 03:59

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

The cynical rear end in a top hat in me wants to think he staged it to make the narrative for Ohio State-Virginia Tech even less bearable.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:00

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Best case scenario: migraine

Wort case scenario: sub-arachnoid hemorrhage.

If its the worst case, at this point you are hoping he survives let alone ever plays football again.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:01

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

My pregnant sister is getting her (totally routine)test for gestational diabetes tomorrow she may need to slightly change her diet for the next couple months prayers needed.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:04

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Hopefully his head feels better so he can watch Barrett start without any pain.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:04

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Raku posted:

My favorite thing about Nick Saban is that he's made everyone forget that we were really loving bad for a long time

You have got to be loving kidding me.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:09

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Look man, since 1959 they missed making a bowl game 6 times. Awful. Terrible.

Five of those times have happened since 1995 (once because of probation), which means they were terrible for a long time I guess.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:14

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

mayodreams posted:

WILDCATS BITCH

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:20

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Strobe posted:

News: KU coach David Beatty dismisses CB Matthew Boateng from the team.

Views: KU is literally no better off than an FCS team now. That is actually their ceiling and number of scholarship players as of four hours ago.

What's new.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:24

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

swickles posted:

Best case scenario: migraine

Wort case scenario: sub-arachnoid hemorrhage.

If its the worst case, at this point you are hoping he survives let alone ever plays football again.

he's bleeding under his spider?????

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:25

Incoherence: May 22, 2004; POYO AND TEAR

Grittybeard posted:

Look man, since 1959 they missed making a bowl game 6 times. Awful. Terrible.

Five of those times have happened since 1995 (once because of probation), which means they were terrible for a long time I guess.

I'm pretty sure Rice hasn't made six bowl games since 1959.

Unrelated: Rice is 3-0 all time against Alabama.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:45

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Metapod posted:

This forever

Its one of my five favorite college football images, alongside the Dabo Picture, the Texas Tech Bell Ringing Guy, the Vol untying someone's shoe, and when Xort's name was revealed to us all.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:49

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

In the last 30 years, Bama has had more national championships than it's had losing seasons.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:49

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Hey guys it's gameday

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:53

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Pakled posted:

In the last 30 years, Bama has had more national championships than it's had losing seasons.

Only if you go by Alabama's claims, which includes 1994.

How the hell you can claim 1994 when Nebraska and Penn State went undefeated and you lost a game is beyond me.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:56

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

As someone who has dealt with migraines since the age of 10 they are no loving joke. I go blind in half my vision and lose all feeling in my fingers. Stay safe Cardale.

Crotch Bat posted:

My pregnant sister is getting her (totally routine)test for gestational diabetes tomorrow she may need to slightly change her diet for the next couple months prayers needed.

My wife is doing this tomorrow too, I'll be sure to keep you guys updated on her sugar intake.

Rad Valtar fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 3, 2015

# ? Sep 3, 2015 04:57

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

IT'S GAMEDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:00

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

C. Everett Koop posted:

IT'S GAMEDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

I'm so busy with doctors appointments and other baby stuff I doubt I will get to enjoy any football tomorrow, please keep me in your prayers.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:03

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I totally didn't keep track with anything and didn't realize it was Gameday until a few hours ago.

I'm so excited for KU football this year, guys.

Sash! posted:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:06

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Strobe posted:

Kansas: 2-34 (.055)

Holy loving poo poo

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:07

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

C. Everett Koop posted:

IT'S GAMEDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:07

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

IT'S GAMEDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

May chaos take over

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:09

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

RumbleFish posted:

pretty much sums up SCAR/UNC

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:10

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

I can't wait to see the wonders of khaki cam.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:11

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

And we are now free from the hell that is the off season gentlemen.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:13

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

It's still 40 minutes away for the people in flyover country...

What is the promised land like?

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:19

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Go a Jacket.
Go a...(checks schedule for funniest possible upset) Golden Gopher.
Let Chaos Reign.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:20

Democratic Pirate: Feb 17, 2010

Death to ranked teams.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:24

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Go Noles!
Go UNC!
Go VT!
#goACC

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:25

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Quandary: Jan 29, 2008

I think I might watch some football tomorrow night, any of you guys wanna watch with me?

# ? Sep 3, 2015 05:33

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