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FredMSloniker posted:Walter hasn't been in a match in three weeks, and Pyroi has been off the air for longer. Any chance of seeing either of them at the PPV? I feel they should. At the very least, Dedede is an anime.
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Can you get the Green Greens theme from Kirby Triple Deluxe and play it in story bits where Fred or Pyroi (or both) are in?
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Match card for THE ANIME BEATDOWN Match card for THE REVENGE OF THE ANIME Oh, only Once I open the bet sheet you'll be able to bet on whether Fred will still be Champion at the end of the night, though. Just saying. We totally forgot. Match #1 - Anime vs. Not Anime Big Scary Owl vs. LORD OF BUTT Match #2 - Anime vs. Not Anime Pyroi vs. FinalGamer Match #3 - Anime vs. Scotland Walter Dee vs. QC Match #4 - gently caress YOUR ANIMES ANIMES RULE Stichez, Loki and Flamander vs. Emperor Palpatine, anilEhilated and Gryph Hammer Match #5 Anime Prime vs. Anti Anime Aggregation (Co-comm title match) Junpei and Punchy vs. Lazyfire (c) and Immortan Joe (c) Match #6 - LP Superstar Title match. Face vs. Pomp Match #7 - Kawaii Title Match Pvt. Scott vs. Aurora IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Sep 3, 2015 |
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Sep 3, 2015 21:17
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Yay I'm on the card!  Did you fix Walter's moveset?
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Sep 3, 2015 22:36
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IGgy IGsen posted:We totally forgot. Yeah, oops! Just remember everyone: It's all Nuffkins' fault. No matter what. He's not even on the writing team and it's his fault somehow. I'm quite excited for this show, there's some pretty good stuff planned. I hope I can get on commentary this time, but we shall see. I also really hope Lazyfire will be there, because of things. Mystery things.
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Raramuffin posted:Yeah, oops! Just remember everyone: It's all Nuffkins' fault. No matter what. He's not even on the writing team and it's his fault somehow. I'll be around on Saturday unless something really strange happens. I'm looking forward to the conclusion of the Anime Sucks storyline and my continued domination as one of the Co-commentary Champs if I decide to win at the PPV.
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Lazyfire posted:I'll be around on Saturday unless something really strange happens. I'm looking forward to the conclusion of the Anime Sucks storyline and my continued domination as one of the Co-commentary Champs if I decide to win at the PPV. Same here. On all counts. 
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IGgy IGsen posted:Match #4 - gently caress YOUR ANIMES ANIMES RULE  That's right, Loki! after you failed to beat the Champ, John Cena, I'm gonna make sure that you don't try something like that again! So I've teamed up with AnilEhilated, who's really smat about wrestling, and cats, and Lord Palpatine himself! You're gonna be sorry!
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Sep 4, 2015 08:43
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Man, Gryph, you better make sure you don't get between Loki and Palpy, no matter how confident you are, there's some revenge in progress here. Animay-kun was an innocent bystander murdered by the cosmic grand daddy of evil by a monster truck in the parking lot. We still don't know why we have a parking lot. Oh, and I forgot to add the non-canon match of Eclectic Tastes versus John Cena at Wrestlemania 9 for the WWE Championship. FredMSloniker posted:Yay I'm on the card! If by "fix" you mean, change it from what you originally wanted to what you told me on stream, then yes. If there's something else from your numerous PMs I missed let me know. Your Signature moves are now what you said on stream, an Ariplane Spin and a Running Punch (the closest to which is a running axe-handle punch) Your finishers are a Gorilla Press and a Seated Senton, as was in your original submission when I copypasted the text to my LPFWA.txt.
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Sep 4, 2015 18:16
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Everyone on my team is obviously bugged and monitored 24/7. For their own safety.
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Sep 4, 2015 18:24
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IGgy IGsen posted:If there's something else from your numerous PMs I missed let me know. Er. It's hard to read tone online, but am I annoying you with my requests? I don't want Walter showing up in a tutu because I pushed you too far.  As for the moveset, I put my revisions in this post a while ago. Should I have edited them into my original post? I can do that now if it'd be helpful.
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Sep 4, 2015 19:04
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IGgy, please put Walter in a tutu, tia.
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Sep 4, 2015 19:19
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It makes me unsettlingly happy to know that Palpatine crushed a person to death with a monster truck just for shits and giggles... I need help.
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FredMSloniker posted:Er. It's hard to read tone online, but am I annoying you with my requests? I don't want Walter showing up in a tutu because I pushed you too far. And don't worry, I wont put Walter in a tutu. Blind Sally posted:IGgy, please put Walter in a tutu, tia. 
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Sep 4, 2015 20:15
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IGgy IGsen posted:Not necessary now, would have helped if you did that originally, though. You can only have two signatures and finishers each, though. Ah. Movelists for existing wrestlers had three, so I thought that was the deal. Maybe I was looking at the wrong FAQ. In any event, move the Flying Forearm Smash 2 to replace the running straight punch, and we should be good!
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FredMSloniker posted:Ah. Movelists for existing wrestlers had three, so I thought that was the deal. Maybe I was looking at the wrong FAQ. In any event, move the Flying Forearm Smash 2 to replace the running straight punch, and we should be good! There is a third slot but it's only used if the other finishers cannot be used for whatever reason. It has to be a front grapple move. If any of your other finishers is a front grapple it will never be used and even if it is it probably will never get used. I mostly try to pick something that is similar to the other finishers somebody has.
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Sep 4, 2015 21:00
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 : Hiding behind a mask, huh? I can only assume it's because you lack confidence in your beauty, but I believe in you, and the world will cheer when I show them the perfect human beneath that dull mask. Unfortunately, you won't be around to witness it. A face is all that will be left.
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I finally made the three tag teams that were requested. Unfortunately I forgot if you wanted a specific name or kind of entrance for most of them so I just did what felt right. I can still change it, though https://youtu.be/gDTJFE8AxN0 Oh yeah, you can bet on the match outcomes of the PPV here. I completely forgot to do this yesterday. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19bSInd4FmatMbGc5h3QwSGVyInLW5szrjlygkDAtj9Y/edit?usp=sharing IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Sep 5, 2015 |
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Sep 5, 2015 11:09
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I'll keep my predictions simple this time, all animes win, all champs lose, all matches end via pinfall.
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Sep 5, 2015 11:43
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Junpei Hyde posted:I'll keep my predictions simple this time, all animes win, all champs lose, all matches end via pinfall. I put you there so if there's any mistakes it's on me.
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Sep 5, 2015 11:58
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How is it you always know exactly what I'm envisioning when I say things? (The team name is "Team Kickass" if there's like a title card or something for it)
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Were gonna start in an hour. Just a little reminder that you can still place bets until then: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19bSInd4FmatMbGc5h3QwSGVyInLW5szrjlygkDAtj9Y/edit?usp=sharing
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*Overheard in the locker rooms of the LPFWA* : "Hey! Yeah, I know, been a long time since I called. Hard to get reception up here on the Moon. Did you see my match last week? I defended my title! Yeah, I know it was only against Zore, but still. I'm on top of the goddamn world. Couldn't be happier with myself! ... Yes, of course I mean besides that. I know, I know. Second happiest I've ever been. Anyways, I'm not on the card tonight, which is strange because it's a PPV. Word around the locker room is that something's going to happen, but I don't know what. So, might lose my title, might keep it. We'll just see who Wrestling blesses. Anyways, I gotta get back to preparing for tonight. And thank you for sending those flowers to Sterv, it's pretty hard to find flowers up here and I really felt bad for hurting the guy like that. I'll try and get back down to Earth and see you soon. I love you too. Bye!"
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Starting in 15 minutes! http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy Match card again because it may or may not be helpful to some. Match #1 - Anime vs. Not Anime Big Scary Owl vs. LORD OF BUTT Match #2 - Anime vs. Not Anime Pyroi vs. FinalGamer Match #3 - Anime vs. Scotland Walter Dee vs. QC Match #4 - gently caress YOUR ANIMES ANIMES RULE Stichez, Loki and Flamander vs. Emperor Palpatine, anilEhilated and Gryph Hammer Match #5 Anime Prime vs. Anti Anime Aggregation (Co-comm title match) Junpei and Punchy vs. Lazyfire (c) and Immortan Joe (c) Match #6 - LP Superstar Title match. Face vs. Pomp Match #7 - Kawaii Title Match Pvt. Scott vs. Aurora (Non-canon Bonus will be Eclectic Tastes vs. John Cena at WM9 for the WWE Championship)
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Match #1 Anime vs. Not Anime Big Scary Owl vs. LORD OF BUTT Winner: Big Scary Owl by Pinfall Match #2 Pyroi vs. FinalGamer Winner: Pyroi by Submission Match #3 Walter Dee vs. QC Winner: Quantum Crayons by Pinfall Match #4 The Grand Debate Stichez, Loki and Flamander vs. Emperor Palpatine, anilEhilated and Gryph Hammer Winner: Gryph Hammer pins Loki Stichez pins Palpatine Flamander performs the motherfucking Worm on anilEhilated and pins him Grpyh pins Flamander Gryph submits Stichez The Anti Anime Aggregation wins. Match #5 Anime Prime vs. Anti Anime Aggregation (Co-comm title match) Junpei and Punchy vs. Lazyfire and ImmortanJoe Winner: Lazyfire puts Junpei through a burning table. Match #6 - LP Superstar Title match. Face vs. Pomp Winner: Pomp submits Face Match #7 - Kawaii Title Match Pvt. Scott vs. Aurora Winner: Aurora by Submission Match #8 - LPFWA Title Match Frederick Hope vs. Dr. Rath. Winner: Frederick Hope by Pinfall Non-Canon Match Eclectic Tastes vs. John Cena Winner: John loving Cena by Five Moves of Doom what a loving dick, nobody asked for this.
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Sep 5, 2015 23:45
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IGgy IGsen posted:Non-Canon Match Actually, if you recall, I reversed the Five Moves, I lost to just a random pin after soaking like six goddamn finishers, not including the first four Moves of Doom.
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IGgy IGsen posted:I finally made the three tag teams that were requested. "Cat and Food"? My expectations have been exceeded. 
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It's not a bug, It's a shoot! - Let's Pray Flamander Worms Again (Eclectic Tastes) Alternatively: Lazyfire Powerbombs Friend With Abandon (also Eclectic Tastes) (The video is processing right now, so it might take a few more minutes to be available) As far as I can tell Zanzibar Ham won himself a Steam Game worth 10 bucks due to his bets. Add me on steam and tell me what you want. Match #1 Big Scary Owl vs. LORD OF BUTT Winner: Big Scary Owl by Pinfall Plot: Referee Joe approaches Pyroi and Walter Dee backstage and inquires whether Walter is the person living inside Pyroi. He isn't. The person inside Pyroi invites Joe and Walter to come inside Pyroi for some cookies. Match #2 Pyroi vs. FinalGamer Winner: Pyroi by Submission Plot: Dash comes out of hiding and approaches Galen, but Galen has fallen for the El Chad. Dash is devastated. Match #3 Walter Dee vs. QC Winner: Quantum Crayons by Pinfall Plot: Junpei demands his match to be a flaming tables match for flaming tables are a samurai's soul. Match #4 Stichez, Loki and Flamander vs. Emperor Palpatine, anilEhilated and Gryph Hammer Winner: Gryph Hammer pins Loki Stichez pins Palpatine Flamander performs the motherfucking Worm on anilEhilated and pins him (Timestamp in video: 1:09:50) Grpyh pins Flamander Gryph submits Stichez The Anti Anime Aggregation wins. Match #5 Anime Prime vs. Anti Anime Aggregation (Co-comm title match) Junpei and Punchy vs. Lazyfire and ImmortanJoe Winner: Lazyfire puts Junpei through a burning table. Plot: Turns out Lazyfire and Immortan Joe are way into Dragon Ball Z and just didn't know it was an anime. Everyone is friends now and they'll all go watch some DBZ some time. Match #6 - LP Superstar Title match. Face vs. Pomp Winner: Pomp submits Face Plot: Frederick Hope comes to Rath, begging for a Match. He would be devastated to not have a match at a PPV. Rath says he'll think about it. Match #7 - Kawaii Title Match Pvt. Scott vs. Aurora Winner: Aurora by Submission Match #8 - LPFWA Title Match Frederick Hope vs. Dr. Rath. Winner: Frederick Hope by Pinfall Non-Canon Match at WM 9 for the WWE Championship Eclectic Tastes vs. John Cena Winner: John loving Cena by Five Moves of Doom what a loving dick, nobody asked for this. Plot: Palpy crushes the car Lazyfire is in with a monster truck. Several times. Over and over. Holy poo poo.
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Goddammit Palpy! Lazy fire was my friend! As of like an hour before but still! OK, now the kid gloves are off. Normally I'd challenge you to a flaming tables match, but this time I'm serious. That's right, I'm challenging you to A NORMAL rear end SINGLES MATCH!
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Wow, I didn't think I'll actually win one of these. Thanks! e: should have gotten a friend invite by me (Zanzibar Hamster) e2: oh, I didn't just win, the real winner forfeited, thanks then to cupcakes person as well! Zanzibar Ham fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Oh my god, Phantom Pain is a hell of a drug, I missed this entirely. Good thing I WON! EDIT: I think that we need a new advertisement: 
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Sep 6, 2015 15:07
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Junpei Hyde posted:Goddammit Palpy! Lazy fire was my friend! As of like an hour before but still! OK, now the kid gloves are off. Normally I'd challenge you to a flaming tables match, but this time I'm serious. This is how you know Junpei is serious, no flaming tables are involved. Also I'm dead, I guess. Don't wory, Palpy, I'm coming back as a blue rear end ghost and haunting you with dumb backstory that'll get retconned later!
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I love the idea of Blue Force Ghost Lazyfire so much that if it happens I'm willing to valet for him even though it makes no rational storyline sense. I'm just saying.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I love the idea of Blue Force Ghost Lazyfire so much that if it happens I'm willing to valet for him even though it makes no rational storyline sense. I'm just saying. I doubt it would be even close to the most nonsensical angle to ever be used in wrestling.
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EclecticTastes posted:I doubt it would be even close to the most nonsensical angle to ever be used in wrestling. Katie Vick. (If you don't know what that is, keep it that way.)
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Junpei Hyde posted:Katie Vick. What about the one where Vince McMahon started having an affair and it made Linda go catatonic until it turned out the effect was from someone dosing her? Linda McMahon ran for Senate in my state...twice, so it was great to see that storyline come up in both campaigns.
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Welp, that sure was a squash. I think I got, what, one signature off, and my finisher got countered? Oh well, better luck next time. I'd like to challenge Fred for the hardcore belt. I dunno if Walter will be any good at it, but he and Fred have similar fashion sense, and Walter's game for hardcore matches. Plus it always confuses me when he's in a match.  So why not? (Obviously I'm okay waiting however long for this match, and if he loses the belt before Walter gets his shot, my plans will change.)As for the John Cena match, well, obviously beating him will have to happen another week. Once it does happen, though, we should have a list ready of the Wrestlemania venues and who had the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt (not to be confused with the World Heavyweight Championship belt, also owned by WWE) at the time. If no one's beaten me to it by the time I've slept and am coherent, I'll do it.
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FredMSloniker posted:Welp, that sure was a squash. I think I got, what, one signature off, and my finisher got countered? WM1-3: Hulk Hogan, defended (Title wasn't on the line at WM1) WM4: Vacant, won in a tournament by Randy Savage WM5: Randy Savage, won by Hulk Hogan WM6: Hulk Hogan, won by The Ultimate Warrior WM7: Sgt. Slaughter, won by Hulk Hogan. WM8: Ric Flair, won by Randy Savage WM9: Bret Hart, won by Yokozuna, and then immediately won by Hulk Hogan WM10: Yokozuna, won by Bret Hart WM11: Diesel, defended WM12: Bret Hart, won by Shawn Michaels WM13: Psycho Sid, won by The Undertaker WM14: Shawn Michaels, won by Steve Austin WM15: The Rock, won by Steve Austin WM16(AKA WM2000): Triple H, defended WM17: The Rock, won by Steve Austin WM18: Chris Jericho, won by Triple H WM19: Kurt Angle, won by Brock Lesnar WM20: Eddie Guerrero, defended WM21: JBL, won by John Cena WM22: John Cena, defended WM23: John Cena, defended WM24: Randy Orton, defended WM25: Triple H, defended WM26: Batista, won by John Cena WM27: The Miz, defended WM28: CM Punk, defended WM29: The Rock, won by John Cena WM30: Randy Orton, won by Daniel Bryan WM31: Brock Lesnar, won by Seth Rollins
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I'm surprised by how little information there is out there about WWE 2k14's actual mechanics, I just spent an hour trying to figure out what went wrong in my match against Punchy a couple weeks back, apparently it's going to remain a mystery, like every weird game thing that happens involving Punchy. Seems less like JoJo, and more like .Hack. If Punchy has especially high Grapple Defense, it might be an example of Stats Actually Doing Something, but I don't know the numbers, so I can't determine anything conclusively. Anyway, time for a quick press junket... : I've been doing some thinking in regards to getting more attenti- I mean, improving the image of the LPFWA. The way I see it, we're the best wrestling promotion available, so it seems odd that we don't have any active stables! I aim to fix that, alongside my partner in crime, Flamander, if he's down for it. I'm announcing the formation of the Order of Radical Athletes, or ORA, a stable intended to keep the entertainment in "sports entertainment". I've got some invitations here for who I see as the raddest wrestlers in the LPFWA. Now, if I don't mention you, that doesn't mean I don't like you, it's just that you're not  , which is a distinct quality from normal coolness. Also, I'm not inviting anyone whose owner has mysteriously vanished, since, obviously, they can't respond. Whatevs, here's who I'm inviting to the stable:-Flamander (obviously) -Fruitsniffer -Pomp -Walter Dee and Pyroi (gotta have both) -Zore -Stichez -KalonZombie -Heavenator -JamietheD -Boob Marley -Oblivion8675309 -DivineCoffeeBinge -Grim Darkflame Honestly, the main reason I'm not inviting you, Lazyfire, is because you seem more like the sort of guy who should be managing his own stable, hint hint. Seriously, man, if we can get a rivalry going, just think of the merchandising! For those I did invite, if you're on the fence, you should also think of how much money we stand to make if the stable's a hit. Besides, I have a feeling pretty much everyone wants to hear the fans chanting "ORA ORA ORA". If you think I might have forgotten you, let me know, I want to make sure all the most radical and crazy awesome wrestlers get in on this.
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