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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

So can you set down cardboard boxes or what?

Crouch and press the space bar.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Crap

bloops fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Sep 5, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The battle with Sahealanthropus has put to shame every other boss battle I have ever played. We're done here, stop making games.

A boss battle to surpass all other boss battles.

The dick cannon shoots fire. :stare:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Too bad. Can't make a BOY PUSSY patch.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I just defended my first FOB invasion. I shot the dude in the face with a rocket. All he took were these two E rank scrubs.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

why am i not playing this game right now gently caress everything

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I just defended my first FOB invasion. I shot the dude in the face with a rocket. All he took were these two E rank scrubs.

what do you need to make a FOB? fully developed mother base?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dunno. All I know is that the next FOB would cost :20bux:, or logging in every day from now till February for MB login rewards.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I might be one of those people to buy extra fobs. :negative:

This game is so good and I wanna unlock stuff faster and get more money and send more troops to their death in deployments. The true Cheney experience.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Quiet leaves second and primary weapon stashes around for you. They're marked by hexagons. Quiet is cool.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Leather Bear posted:

Too bad. Can't make a BOY PUSSY patch.

you can make a boy box patch which is as close as youre gonna get. i almost went with it until i saw that i could make punished box instead

did mission 10 earlier today and i was slick as gently caress. my best poo poo yet, took down both bases and kidnapped every stupid ivan gently caress and rescued all the prisoners. at the end i was out of fultons so i spent a few minutes loading up the chopper in the prison courtyard with about a dozen dudes while final countdown was blasting from its speakers




went a lot smoother than all my other ops which normally turn into bloodbaths

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

all my other ops normally turn into bloodbaths

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The child solder rescue mission could be much better if those little loving turds were active listeners.

Obtained the child's key? :stare: alright Punished Fogle

LOL Big Boss is gonna employ these kids on the janitorial platform.

bloops fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Sep 4, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
They're not turds because they're small black children; it's because they don't listen.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

They're not turds because they're small black children; it's because they don't listen.

not racist

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
lots of good era appropriate chopper music here

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Just found out something the hard way. If you tranq a guy standing in a river, he drowns after about 30 seconds.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I haven't gotten the personal speaker upgrade for the Walkman yet, does anyone know what the afghan lullaby tape does?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Plays the passioned screams of men raping goats.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Got my adult D Dog. :)

Also finally got outside ops and making money got a poo poo load easier.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Finally built the medical strut and went into the blue door :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

Finally built the medical strut and went into the blue door :stare:

:getin:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I couldn't believe this actually hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDUAxYNA18s

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

Finally built the medical strut and went into the blue door :stare:

i went in the blue door and nothing happens? i also did side op 51 so im kinda at a loss here

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Third floor door with blue lights? There's a second door inside that you have to press triangle to open inside of that room.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i went in the blue door and nothing happens? i also did side op 51 so im kinda at a loss here

Do side ops 51 then try

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Got the CE guide today. It is very nice.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

Finally built the medical strut and went into the blue door :stare:

Well that's a thing I watched

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Leather Bear posted:

Do side ops 51 then try

read what you quoted man. drat!

dunno what it was that finally did it but this time when i looked the interior door was unlocked, and all i can say is what a retcon!

ps i recorded myself doing an extremely ill base takedown just now, will post when its done uploading to youtube :human being:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

read what you quoted man. drat!

dunno what it was that finally did it but this time when i looked the interior door was unlocked, and all i can say is what a retcon!

ps i recorded myself doing an extremely ill base takedown just now, will post when its done uploading to youtube :human being:

But it doesn't change the fact that Chico is dead. Man they just dropped his rear end right out of the story, killed off in an audio explanation. Unless something else comes up between now and the end. :tinfoil:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Snake! There's a snuke in my snizz...

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
here it is gentlemen;

i present to you the greatest raid in spec ops history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyBcaYRauVk

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Look what I got



No, it does not give you infinite ammo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I want a diamond dogges coffee mug

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT





when you fulton him he shouts "Hey! What's the big idea!" :3:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

I want a diamond dogges coffee mug

http://www.zavvi.com/merch-accessories/metal-gear-solid-diamond-dogs-mug/11125240.html

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the fight with quiet was trivial once i remembered i could call in a sleeping gas bombardment

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I just snipep back at her. It was easy as hell.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
didnt have a sniper, just my m4, riot smg and carl gustav

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