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Quarterback most likely to be cut
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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Michael Gehlken ‏@UTgehlken 1m1 minute ago

Chargers have traded versatile OL Jeremiah Sirles to Vikings, source confirms. @RapSheet first reported. No word yet on compensation.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:40

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# ? May 10, 2024 16:16

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Mr. Despair posted:

http://live.jsonline.com/Event/Live_blog_Packers_roster_cuts_2

Thanks.

Ohgodohgod only about 5 left to go.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:42

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Ross Angeles posted:

Michael Gehlken ‏@UTgehlken 1m1 minute ago

Chargers have traded versatile OL Jeremiah Sirles to Vikings, source confirms. @RapSheet first reported. No word yet on compensation.

This makes given they cut David Yankey today.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:45

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Hakeem Nicks got cut

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:45

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

Hakeem Nicks got cut

Just saw that, didn't he make a couple of plays in preseason or am I imagining that?

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:46

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Metapod posted:

Hakeem Nicks got cut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ypIhY42-o

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:47

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Hakeem Nicks has to be the most insufferable motherfucker on the planet.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:48

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Just saw that, didn't he make a couple of plays in preseason or am I imagining that?

Yes but hopefully this means mcbride made the roster

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:50

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Grittybeard posted:

Just saw that, didn't he make a couple of plays in preseason or am I imagining that?

He hurt his leg in one of the games. Dude was on pace to be the best WR out of his draft class then fell off a cliff. Loved watching him play he had the talent and physical skills to be great. Injuries suck.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:52

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Grittybeard posted:

Just saw that, didn't he make a couple of plays in preseason or am I imagining that?

I only watched one titans game but he looked alright I thought.

Hell be a panther is my guess

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:53

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Real surprised Rajion Neal got cut.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:57

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

The Bills kept FIVE goddamn tight ends on their roster, holy poo poo.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:58

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

2014 third round DT Khyri Thornton got cut.

Frankly we should just stop drafting defensive line entirely.

2014 fourth round LB Carl Bradford also got cut.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 19:58

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Brannock posted:

2014 third round DT Khyri Thornton got cut.

Frankly we should just stop drafting defensive line entirely.

2014 fourth round LB Carl Bradford also got cut.

Here's everyone left on the roster

code:


QBs � 3



Aaron Rodgers
Scott Tolzien
Brett Hundley






RBs � 6



Eddie Lacy
James Starks
Alonzo Harris
John Crockett
Aaron Ripkowski



John Kuhn


WRs � 6

Randall Cobb
Davante Adams
Ty Montgomery
Jeff Janis

Myles White

Jared Abbrederis

TEs - 3

Richard Rodgers 

Andrew Quarless

Kennard Backman






OL � 9
David Bakhtiari
Josh Sitton
Corey Linsley
T.J. Lang
Bryan Bulaga
Don Barclay
Lane Taylor
Josh Walker
JC Tretter






DL - 5
*Letroy Guion
*Datone Jones
B.J. Raji
Mike Daniels
Josh Boyd
Mike Pennel
Bruce Gaston






LBs � 10
Clay Matthews
Sam Barrington
Nate Palmer
Jake Ryan
Julius Peppers
Mike Neal
Nick Perry
Andy Mulumba
Jayrone Elliot
Jermauria Rasco



DBs � 1
Sam Shields
Casey Hayward
Damarious Randall
Quinten Rollins
LaDarius Gunter
Demetri Goodson
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Morgan Burnett
Micah Hyde
Sean Richardson
Chris Banjo

SPs � 3

Mason Crosby

Tim Masthay

Brett Goode

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:02

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

That comes to 56... 54 if we take in account Guion and Jones being suspended. So one more cut left?

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:07

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
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RIP Tebow

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:08

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Brannock posted:

That comes to 56... 54 if we take in account Guion and Jones being suspended. So one more cut left?

Rodgers getting cut for hundley.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:10

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Niners cut a QB who isn't Blaine Gabbert

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:11

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Phins cut Sturgis too. Going undrafted rookies for K and P.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:12

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Brannock posted:

That comes to 56... 54 if we take in account Guion and Jones being suspended. So one more cut left?

-Defensive lineman Christian Ringo, according to Packers beat writer Ryan Wood

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:23

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Genuinely surprised that Reggie Wayne is getting cut. Do the Pats just believe in Aaron Dobson that much?

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:29

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I see that Jaylen Watkins was cut. Sammy's brother is worth a flier on a needy team, he showed he was at least decent at times imo.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:29

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chiefs cut Sanders Commings too. Guy just couldn't get healthy. Poor dude.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:30

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

-Defensive lineman Christian Ringo, according to Packers beat writer Ryan Wood

He was cut earlier, already off the list. Also that 56 number from above was counting guion and jones not being counted based on suspension, should be three cuts left (or stashing people on IR).

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:30

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Mr. Despair posted:

He was cut earlier, already off the list. Also that 56 number from above was counting guion and jones not being counted based on suspension, should be three cuts left (or stashing people on IR).

The Packers don't actually have to cut the last two players until Guion and Jones are off suspension, right?

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:31

Hand Row: May 28, 2001

Brannock posted:

The Packers don't actually have to cut the last two players until Guion and Jones are off suspension, right?

Correct so don't get too big of a boner if your favorite undrafted dude makes it.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:34

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Mr. Despair posted:

He was cut earlier, already off the list. Also that 56 number from above was counting guion and jones not being counted based on suspension, should be three cuts left (or stashing people on IR).

Ah, I was going off some website that claimed they were updating as the cuts come in. My bad.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:37

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

ShakeZula posted:

Genuinely surprised that Reggie Wayne is getting cut. Do the Pats just believe in Aaron Dobson that much?

Wayne is a garbageman now

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:37

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Intruder posted:

Wayne is a garbageman now

Sad to see his career end with a whimper, but glad he'll never suit up for the Pats in a real game. Come home and retire a Colt, Reggie.

Edit: Apparently he asked to be released, according to Schefter.

ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Sep 5, 2015

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:38

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Oh poo poo, the Lions released Jeremy Ross. That's two years in a row now that an obviously bad player whom everyone thought was a roster lock got cut.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Texans cut Craig James, deserve whatever bad things happen to them this season

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:49

torturemyballs: Feb 25, 2015

Intruder posted:

Texans cut Craig James, deserve whatever bad things happen to them this season

Charles*

Still sucks though

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:05

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

Texans cut Craig James, deserve whatever bad things happen to them this season

Uh, this would be a reason for the Texans to get all the good karma in the world.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:06

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Colts are going to look really stupid for cutting Duron Carter in order to keep Griff Whalen. I really doubt he makes it to the PS.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:14

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Eric Kush also got cut. Morse is almost definitely the starting center now.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:22

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

torturemyballs posted:

Charles*

Still sucks though

God damnit I've done that like a dozen times now

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:23

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Parmesan Basil posted:

Eric Kush also got cut. Morse is almost definitely the starting center now.

I wondered if that was coming with Fulton getting center reps in the last preseason game. I guess they feel good enough about him there if Morse goes down.

Fulton's got better upside if he can ever put everything together and apparently can play two positions so Dorsey automatically loves him.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Kendall Lamm made the Texans somehow, what the gently caress

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:25

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Oh poo poo, the Lions released Jeremy Ross. That's two years in a row now that an obviously bad player whom everyone thought was a roster lock got cut.

Who will return kickoffs to the 15 now? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:25

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# ? May 10, 2024 16:16

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Goon favorite Vince Mayle also got cut. Man people here really liked that guy

# ? Sep 5, 2015 21:27

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